I Did That (You're Welcome)

I Did That (You're Welcome)

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GOD

Castle Rock, CO

#1 Sep 9, 2013
Here in this thread I will remind you mortals of some of My many wonderful works.

Remember this one? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_of_Terror
GOD

Castle Rock, CO

#2 Sep 9, 2013
Here is a more recent act of Me—one of My sneakier, trickier works that really was quite effective, don't you think? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Nyos
GOD

Castle Rock, CO

#3 Sep 9, 2013
You Okies are so arrogant, thinking the tornados I drop on you each year are so bad. LOL, you don't know the half of it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daulatpur-Saltur...
GOD

Castle Rock, CO

#4 Sep 9, 2013
And I have yet to give you Okies any like the one I graced Missouri, Illinois, and Indiana with. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tri-State_Tornad...
GOD

Castle Rock, CO

#5 Sep 9, 2013
These tiny little wildfires you mortals complain about these days, pfftt. Don't forget one of My favorites. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peshtigo_Fire
GOD

Castle Rock, CO

#6 Sep 9, 2013
How about My doozie of a $75B storm very few will soon forget. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Sandy

Such a magnificentl work of Me, don't you think?
GOD

Castle Rock, CO

#7 Sep 9, 2013
I especially enjoyed the way you Mortals reacted to—and treated each other during—this little beauty of a hurricane I whipped up. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Katrin...
GOD

Castle Rock, CO

#8 Sep 9, 2013
I guess you've noticed I like to do a little divine washing now and then. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Flood_of_1...
GOD

Castle Rock, CO

#9 Sep 9, 2013
And it's great fun to shake shit up. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northridge_earth...
GOD

Castle Rock, CO

#10 Sep 9, 2013
Pediatric cancers are a collection of My works I put a hell of a lot of thought and effort into. http://www.cancer.gov/cancertopics/types/chil...

You are very welcome.
GOD

Castle Rock, CO

#11 Sep 9, 2013
Ok, count to 13 with me. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen. Another child has starved to death.

http://www.30hourfamine.org/hunger-facts/

That didn't take long at all, now did it.

You're welcome.
GOD

Castle Rock, CO

#12 Sep 9, 2013
Sometimes it's best to just skip summer altogether, don't you agree? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_Without_a_S...
GOD

Castle Rock, CO

#13 Sep 9, 2013
GOD

Castle Rock, CO

#14 Sep 9, 2013
I like to make waves—BIG WAVES—sometimes too. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_Samoa_earth...
GOD

Castle Rock, CO

#15 Sep 9, 2013
A good pandemic is called for now and again. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1918_flu_pandemi...

That was merely a bad case of the flu. Just wait until one of My ultrasuperbugs goes global.
GOD

Castle Rock, CO

#16 Sep 11, 2013
I am performing wonderous works around the world to demonstrate My boundless love even as we speak. http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/index2.php
DOG

United States

#17 Sep 11, 2013
GOD wrote:
You Okies are so arrogant, thinking the tornados I drop on you each year are so bad. LOL, you don't know the half of it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daulatpur-Saltur...
Pleas elaborate.
DOG

United States

#18 Sep 11, 2013
Please.
GOD

Castle Rock, CO

#19 Sep 12, 2013
The floods in Colorado are My doing. Not much, I know, but I got a little bored.
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Sharon, KS

#21 Sep 12, 2013
Do you ever think you're wasting your time constantly posting on here?

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