Please I Need Your Help!! PLEASE READ

Please I Need Your Help!! PLEASE READ

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Since: Nov 11

Greensburg, KY

#1 May 22, 2012
I am trying to figure out Which ninja Monkey ate My Squirrel? They were in a purple banana suit looking at polka dotted zebras and chickens on motorcycles.....PLEASE PLEASE If you have any information, please drop me a line..My squirrel is a special squirrel and he doesn't have his helmet on or any crayons...THANK YOU
FYI

Elizabethtown, KY

#2 May 23, 2012
The ninja monkey that was smoking that marshmallow-flavored pineapple was the culprit.

Since: Nov 11

Greensburg, KY

#3 May 23, 2012
Thank you..Do you know where I can find him? I was also told that the other ninja monkey that dresses drag while sippin on a strawberry-apple orangejuice..again thank you for your help
Wtf

United States

#4 May 23, 2012
I believe he stays in that one notorious crack house. Check for him there.

Since: Nov 11

Greensburg, KY

#5 May 23, 2012
Ok Thank You Very Much!!! thanks again..
ohhhyeaah

Campbellsville, KY

#6 May 25, 2012
That damn ninja monkey shit in my flower bed.and.stank it to high hell. But that was the easy part. That little fucker ran a unicorn horn up my ass and was like poof! Gone with the.fucking wind. Im offering a large reward for anyone who knows the whereabouts of this little shit! Im hearing rumors that he's been seen with chuck norris and billy blanks. Please. Anything helps.
brothafromanotha motha

Newburgh, IN

#7 May 25, 2012
Don't worry I calmed it down him with my swollen purple headed love warrior it's very passive now it was my pleasure to calm it down no thank's needed but all donation's will be accepted
justin case

Elizabethtown, KY

#8 May 27, 2012
See, thats what happens when people dont discipline their primates. Beat the hell out of your monkey, i always say.
wowzerz
#9 May 27, 2012
i saw the ninja monkey run off with the red elephant smoking waky backy chasing the squirrel with crayons

Since: Nov 11

Guston, KY

#10 Jun 8, 2012
Thank you all,My monkey is safe..
NoWay

Rineyville, KY

#11 Jun 8, 2012
Some of Hardin County Public School's finest here.
sunshine

Scottsville, KY

#12 Jun 8, 2012
NoWay wrote:
Some of Hardin County Public School's finest here.
amen to that, more like Brownstreets finest!! lol i think their strung out on something!! I sure dont' want any of it!

Since: Nov 11

Guston, KY

#13 Jun 10, 2012
not strung out just glad my monkey and squirrl are safe,but i did have to smack my monkey a couple of times thank u all

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