Jonesborough, TN

#1 Nov 8, 2012
Tsk tsk, what a pity, sometimes life can be so shitty...

A masterpiece if I do say so myself.
what tha

United States

#2 Nov 9, 2012
Hmmm something to change it!.......maybe some "TLC"!!!! LOL

Johnson City, TN

#4 May 29, 2014
My hamster has a skateboard.
When he rides it, though, he falls.
He takes off like a maniac
and crashes into walls.

He screams, "Geronimo!"
and then goes crashing down the stairs.
He's good at knocking tables down
and slamming into chairs.

He'll slalom through the living room
and then you'll hear a, "Splat!"
which means that he's collided with
my mother or the cat.

He plows right into cabinets,
and smashes into doors,
I think he's wrecked on every bed
and every chest of drawers.

It's fun to watch him ride
because you're sure to hear a smash.
He doesn't skate so well but, boy,
he sure knows how to crash.


Kingsport, TN

#5 Jun 1, 2014
Little red toe mama---please finish this for me

United States

#6 Jun 11, 2014

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