How do I keep my husband from comming...

How do I keep my husband from comming home drunk and peeing all over the house

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pist

Johnson City, TN

#1 Jul 9, 2010
He gets drunk with his jobless buddies everyday comes home drunk and pees either on himself or in the frig or dresser drawers, I am so sick of this I need to teach him a lesson
jimbillyjoe bob

United States

#2 Jul 9, 2010
now hunay yu noes i dunt dood it all da time jist round da ferst o da month wen i gits my desbilty cheek
spider

United States

#3 Jul 9, 2010
Go to the hardware store and get some electric fence and a small power supply and put the fence wires where he pees. You may have to clean up some poop the first time, but that will stop him.
Rose

Johnson City, TN

#4 Jul 9, 2010
Rub his nose in the pee.
omg

United States

#5 Jul 9, 2010
spider wrote:
Go to the hardware store and get some electric fence and a small power supply and put the fence wires where he pees. You may have to clean up some poop the first time, but that will stop him.
Spider you made me pee on myself :)

Since: Jan 10

Johnson City, TN

#6 Jul 9, 2010
video him and put it on you tube then show him.
Rose

Johnson City, TN

#7 Jul 9, 2010
70-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?"
George replied, "God and me are tight He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom (poof!) the light goes on when I pee, and then (poof!) the light goes off when I'm done."
"Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "that's incredible!"
A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife. "Thelma," he said, "George is just fine. Physically he's great. But I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.
Is it true that he gets up during the night and (poof!) the light goes on in the bathroom, and then (poof!) the light goes off?"
Thelma exclaimed, "That old fool! He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"
farmer

Johnson City, TN

#8 Jul 9, 2010
Rearrange the furniture when he's gone and flip the breaker to that room, and if you have a tall cactus that he will bump into that will get the point across (pun intended)!
newcomer

Kingsport, TN

#9 Jul 10, 2010
If you are serious about this, there are chapters of AA set up for people living with alcoholics that are designed to help and support people like you that are in your situation.
old woman

Lewisburg, TN

#10 Jul 10, 2010
AA hell change the locks while he is gone or better just pack up and leave while he is out drunk then he can pee on himself alone and smell it alone does he work
pee

Johnson City, TN

#11 Jul 10, 2010
wee
curious 2

Jonesborough, TN

#12 Jul 10, 2010
i was told by my grandmother that one of her friends husbands come home drunk all the time and finally she got tired of it and he come home one night drunk went to bed and passed out and she sewed him up between the bed sheets and took a iron skillet and beat the H--- out of him and he didn't ever do it again. if that don't work nothing will.

Since: Jul 10

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#13 Jul 12, 2010
pist wrote:
He gets drunk with his jobless buddies everyday comes home drunk and pees either on himself or in the frig or dresser drawers, I am so sick of this I need to teach him a lesson
Hook your tractor to your house and move it 3 miles down the hollar. He'll never find you.
Jake

Johnson City, TN

#14 Jul 13, 2010
Go down on him more than once a year and encourage him rather than being a she-devil that spends her time sucking the lifeforce from his soul and maybe he wont have to get drunk to make it through the week.
peckerless

Johnson City, TN

#15 Jul 13, 2010
cut his pecker off
rozene

Johnson City, TN

#16 Jul 13, 2010
haaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha this post has made me pee on myself from laughing. i vote to cut pecker off to.haha
outlaw

Ringgold, GA

#17 Jul 13, 2010
Jake wrote:
Go down on him more than once a year and encourage him rather than being a she-devil that spends her time sucking the lifeforce from his soul and maybe he wont have to get drunk to make it through the week.
YOU GOT THAT SH!T RIGHT!!!!
janey

Warwick, RI

#18 Jul 14, 2010
rozene wrote:
haaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha this post has made me pee on myself from laughing. i vote to cut pecker off to.haha
I second your vote. haha
jefro

United States

#19 Jul 17, 2010
let him stay home and drink
sittin bull

Jonesborough, TN

#20 Jul 18, 2010
move to another location & do not give him the address.....of stop feeling sorry for yourself and divorce the bastar_.

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