Deep thought for the day

Johnson City, TN

#1 Jun 26, 2012
If cats had wings, I bet they’d still just lay there.

Johnson City, TN

#2 Jul 3, 2012
“It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.”

Ashburn, VA

#3 Jul 3, 2012
If your hose is short and
your pressure is weak,
Get close to the toilet and
don't pee on your feet!!!

Nashville, TN

#4 Jul 4, 2012
If you’re in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it’ll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.

Johnson City, TN

#5 Jul 6, 2012
You know, I have never been able to distinguish between a moon roof and a sun roof, but I bet the difference is night and day.

Johnson City, TN

#6 Jul 9, 2012
What's a deep thought?????

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