Did you tell her? When you do, I give my permission to add another cuff to your ear I KNOW she's going to give you. But then for her to entrust that task to you...well. Hmmm. I have to wonder about her reasoning skills. lol.<quoted text>
I had to help a friend get rid of a box of 6 weened kittens today.
According to his wife.
Now, Sunday nothing is open, but we had to get rid of them.
She was adamant, but she threw the humane card on me.
I.e. they had to go to a good home.
Why do you lady's do that?
Put us mortal males in a position with six kittens and then hit us with morality
That's not fair!
I pondered a bit and came up with a very creative idea to assure that the kittens have a good home
I can't just dump the poor things in 30 degree weather you know
Plus we, my friend and I, were wanting to to get out and drink a beer
So, I dressed in my Carhartt sweatshirt that has the big pocket in front and set out with a smile and six kittens
As I said, I had a plan.
We shortly arrived at the Marriott, i stashed a kitten in the pocket and headed in, to the elevator, took it to the first floor, set the kitten on the floor, pushed all the buttons. Got off walked the stairs down, left
Hit five more major hotels, sixx kittens gone
Now some will say that was cruel
I totally disagree, some woman found that kitten, and I dead sure it will be given a good home.
And piss the hell out of her hubby because he has to put up with it
Now to the 6 of you in a hotel and ended up with a kitten, Id like to say this is just topix and kevin says I always lie my azz off on here
So it's wasn't me
I hope the housekeeping staff takes care of them because you know that's where they will end up.
I'm glad my Daddy didn't do that to me :-P