How long does it take to become local?

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youtube.com/watch... … Gung-Ho 1 day

[American_Infidel]

The bigger question is why would you want to become local??

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[Joe Balls]

American_Infidel wrote:

The bigger question is why would you want to become local??

EXACTLY! I was waiting for someone to say that. Who gives a flying fukkk if some racist moke hiding behind his "islandness" thinks you're a "local" or not? They don't even exist in my world. I hate it when I see some haole clown from Chicago trying to "blend" by dumbing down to speak pidgin and looking like a dumbass. All he sounds like is a retard from Chicago with a speaking disability. You're just a friggin joke to them, so you should try being yourself. If they don't like it, FUCKKKEM. But if you are arrogant about it, FUKKYOU instead.

[American_Infidel]

Joe Balls wrote:

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But if you are arrogant about it, FUKKYOU instead.

Yeah... we no like dat kine.

[Stupid drivers]

You become local when you can drive with your head up your arse.

[DUI Dummy]

Stupid drivers wrote:

You become local when you can drive with your head up your arse.

And a Heineken on your side with the kids in the back seat.

[Guru]

Joe Balls wrote:

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EXACTLY! I was waiting for someone to say that. Who gives a flying fukkk if some racist moke hiding behind his "islandness" thinks you're a "local" or not? They don't even exist in my world. I hate it when I see some haole clown from Chicago trying to "blend" by dumbing down to speak pidgin and looking like a dumbass. All he sounds like is a retard from Chicago with a speaking disability. You're just a friggin joke to them, so you should try being yourself. If they don't like it, FUCKKKEM. But if you are arrogant about it, FUKKYOU instead.

lol...nailed it.

It takes me about 3 seconds to put on my flip flops and head for Yummie's. So much for dat, brah!

[Slippah slap]

Guru wrote:

<quoted text>
lol...nailed it.
It takes me about 3 seconds to put on my flip flops and head for Yummie's. So much for dat, brah!

Wassa matta you? It's called rubbah slippahs not flip flops!! AUWE, what kine local you?:(

[Guru]

two locals I know in Kimuki...
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

[Guru]

two locals I know in Kaimuki...
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

[-bareXXXnaked-]

Right.

[Joe Balls]

DUI Dummy wrote:

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And a Heineken on your side with the kids in the back seat.

No, standing on the front seat.

[Joe Balls]

In their shittty diapers.

[Joe Balls]

Lighting mommy's cigarette.

[Joe Balls]

While holding Mommy's beer.

[Joe Balls]

And sticking finger to da haole in da next lane.

[Joe Balls]

Keepin it "Hawaaaaaiiiiaaaannnn!

[Jack]

You are surrounded by all of that
and you love it,
you eat it up,
and that's where
you get your
food stamps
at a discount.

[Joe Balls]

Jack wrote:

You are surrounded by all of that
and you love it,
you eat it up,
and that's where
you get your
food stamps
at a discount.

I ignore it.