Scary and not-so-scary ways to enjoy Halloween in El Paso area
How you celebrate Halloween this year really depends on your idea of fun. Like making the hair on the back of your neck stand up? Then there are a few haunting sites to recommend.
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#1 Oct 25, 2013
I have my own special way of celebrating this day. First, I hang up all sorts of scary images around my house to scare the bejesus out of anyone who comes over. Then I stand at the door, heading out candy to the lovely children of my neighborhood as they come to my door. Finally, after all the Trick-or-Treaters are gone, I close the door, shut off all the lights and strip down, buck naked. Then I sip a few glasses of bourbon, reminiscing about all the goblins and skeletons who have made such an impact on our society. Finally, I watch 3 straight hours of horror movies while lying in bed, still butt naked. As I fall asleep, I look forward to the next year's celebration.
#2 Oct 25, 2013
Pleae keep the curtains and doors closed in your El Paso Housing Authority low cost apartment you old azz wrinkled hag.
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