Hurricane Sandy
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AREU4REAL

El Paso, TX

#1 Oct 29, 2012
I hope to hell the remnants of this storm don't affect us. I know it's headed towards New York but these storms are unpredictable and often change course. Global warming is clearly to blame and if it hits us here, we'll all be in dog doo. We have no drainage system or emergency evacuation plan. As a former policeman, it's my duty to warn everyone to watch the weather channel and come to the aid of your neighbor if needed. We better elect Sadler now because he's the only candidate who understands the urgency of such predicaments.
AREU4REAL

El Paso, TX

#2 Oct 29, 2012
AREU4REAL wrote:
I hope to hell the remnants of this storm don't affect us. I know it's headed towards New York but these storms are unpredictable and often change course. Global warming is clearly to blame and if it hits us here, we'll all be in dog doo. We have no drainage system or emergency evacuation plan. As a former policeman, it's my duty to warn everyone to watch the weather channel and come to the aid of your neighbor if needed. We better elect Sadler now because he's the only candidate who understands the urgency of such predicaments.
Really jerk? Can you not use this moniker any further you liar, coward, thief and fornicator.

The only thing you stated rightly is that Candidate Sadler for Senate is a goodly man and should be elected over Cruz who is a paid red necked evangelical cuban off spring who would sell out the state of Texas to placate his evangelical KKK sponsors.
James Russell USNR

United States

#3 Oct 29, 2012
AREU4REAL wrote:
<quoted text>Really jerk? Can you not use this moniker any further you liar, coward, thief and fornicator.
The only thing you stated rightly is that Candidate Sadler for Senate is a goodly man and should be elected over Cruz who is a paid red necked evangelical cuban off spring who would sell out the state of Texas to placate his evangelical KKK sponsors.
Sadler is a goodly man, you're right about that, and a damn fine candidate to boot. When he wins next week happy days will be here again and the KKK will be sent packing once and for all.
No Name

United States

#4 Oct 29, 2012
AREU4REAL wrote:
I hope to hell the remnants of this storm don't affect us. I know it's headed towards New York but these storms are unpredictable and often change course. Global warming is clearly to blame and if it hits us here, we'll all be in dog doo. We have no drainage system or emergency evacuation plan. As a former policeman, it's my duty to warn everyone to watch the weather channel and come to the aid of your neighbor if needed. We better elect
Sadler now because he's the only candidate who
understands the urgency of such predicaments.
We survived the Storms of 06. Plus why would God send such a horrible Storm to the only Democratic stronghold in Texas.
AREU4REAL

El Paso, TX

#5 Oct 29, 2012
No Name wrote:
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We survived the Storms of 06. Plus why would God send such a horrible Storm to the only Democratic stronghold in Texas.
It's hard to say. Could be any number of reasons, not the least of which is this poor Sherman Helmsley who is still frozen stiff. I'm not one who's big on answers, I just like to pose the questions like Barbara Walters.
No Name

United States

#6 Oct 29, 2012
AREU4REAL wrote:
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It's hard to say. Could be any number of reasons, not the least of which is this poor Sherman Helmsley who is still frozen stiff. I'm not one who's big on answers, I just like to pose the questions like Barbara Walters.

Excellent points, i can see why you were always given the toughest cases to crack.
AREU4REAL

El Paso, TX

#7 Oct 29, 2012
No Name wrote:
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Excellent points, i can see why you were always given the toughest cases to crack.
You're damn straight! I almost cracked the case of the Smog Strangler but I had to take an emergency leave form the force.
James Russell USNR

El Paso, TX

#8 Oct 29, 2012
I kid you not - I just saw some guy named Joe Bastard on Fox talking about the hurricane. He says it's going to get worse before it gets better. He also says that this might tilt the election in Obama's favor.
No Name

United States

#9 Oct 29, 2012
Hopefully all those leach old basturds can't come out to vote cause they will fall and can't get. Up
JWRussell

United States

#10 Oct 29, 2012
I was banging a hot girl named Sandy and she was a hurricane in the sack.
AREU4REAL

El Paso, TX

#11 Oct 29, 2012
JWRussell wrote:
I was banging a hot girl named Sandy and she was a hurricane in the sack.
Good for you. It's always nice to get a sweet piece of tail. Did you get any photos of her, preferably wearing a thong?
JWRussell

United States

#12 Oct 29, 2012
Yes she was but it didn't do her any good I just slid. It to the side
AREU4REAL

El Paso, TX

#13 Oct 29, 2012
JWRussell wrote:
Yes she was but it didn't do her any good I just slid. It to the side
Did you ram her hard and fast or did you proceed with slow, gentle strokes? I only ask because my wife has seemed bored in the sack lately and I was wondering if I should try something different.
JWRussell

United States

#14 Oct 29, 2012
yes. Try hitting her,little punches to her side rib cage, they like that.
AREU4REAL

El Paso, TX

#15 Oct 29, 2012
AREU4REAL wrote:
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It's hard to say. Could be any number of reasons, not the least of which is this poor Sherman Helmsley who is still frozen stiff. I'm not one who's big on answers, I just like to pose the questions like Barbara Walters.
Shut up your misbegotten face you liar, thief, coward and fornicator. How dare you bring up Hemsley's name in your conversation.
James Russell USNR

El Paso, TX

#16 Oct 29, 2012
AREU4REAL wrote:
<quoted text>Shut up your misbegotten face you liar, thief, coward and fornicator. How dare you bring up Hemsley's name in your conversation.
Go stufu your mama, you adulterous, bigoted malcontent. Attention needs to be brought to Helmsley's frozen body so he can get some relief. You don't care that he is still stiff since he was black.
ResMav

United States

#17 Oct 29, 2012
James Russell USNR wrote:
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Go stufu your mama, you adulterous, bigoted malcontent. Attention needs to be brought to Helmsley's frozen body so he can get some relief. You don't care that he is still stiff since he was black.
You two needle heads should stop stroking each other because you haven't had any sweet tail since the Carter administration.
AREU4REAL

El Paso, TX

#18 Oct 30, 2012
I barely saw Chris Christie on TV talking about the storm. He's brilliant! We need a man like him in our city to straighten thing out. He's likely the best political leader in a long time and I urge all of you to do your best to get him here.
MR_D-Elpaso

El Paso, TX

#19 Oct 30, 2012
Wow! President Obamais being very presidential, Mitt told t keep out.
cheese

El Paso, TX

#20 Oct 30, 2012
MR_D-Elpaso wrote:
Wow! President Obamais being very presidential, Mitt told t keep out.
Ese maricon ,if you are going to try to impersonate that joto Mr_Dildohead_ElPaso at least spell it correctly. It is spelled:

MR_D_ElPaso

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