Does Petro Have a Mouse in his Pocket?

Does Petro Have a Mouse in his Pocket?

Created by Cowboy on Aug 1, 2013

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Yes,he has started using "we" again.

No doubt, mice are his only friends.

Yes.His multiple names don't count.

His schizophrenic voices don't count

All other mice died from putrefaction.

Humane Society is Investigating

The mice live in his pantry

One sleeps under his foreskin

Even mice cant stand his vileness

All of the above

Cowboy

United States

#1 Aug 1, 2013
The vile midget's using "We," and "Us," don't fool anybody. Neither do his multiple monikers fool anybody when he talks to himself. He not only writes nonsense on this forum, he answers his answers with more nonsense.
Herve Villechaize

El Paso, TX

#2 Aug 1, 2013
Cowboy wrote:
The vile midget's using "We," and "Us," don't fool anybody. Neither do his multiple monikers fool anybody when he talks to himself. He not only writes nonsense on this forum, he answers his answers with more nonsense.
Must you always cry? Can't you go one day without crying to the whole world about your homosexual inadequacies? Embrace your homosexuality and your love for midget with big peckers you fruit.
Herve Villechaize

El Paso, TX

#3 Aug 1, 2013
Cowboy wrote:
The vile midget's using "We," and "Us," don't fool anybody. Neither do his multiple monikers fool anybody when he talks to himself. He not only writes nonsense on this forum, he answers his answers with more nonsense.
Do you enjoy being the gay cowboy (your moniker) from the Village People or would you rather have been the police officer or perhaps more appropriately, the homosexual sailor?
Wet Neck

United States

#4 Aug 1, 2013
He has your moma in his pocket
petrostiltskin

El Paso, TX

#5 Aug 1, 2013
Wet Neck wrote:
He has your moma in his pocket
Please do not forget that I also have your bola de Manteca madre in my back pocket as well!
Cowboy

United States

#7 Aug 1, 2013
Wow it took Petro four posts to get all of his crying in, and I'll be he's not finished yet.
DC Dave Alert

United States

#8 Aug 1, 2013
Oops, Post No. 4 was DC Dave. When that masochist sees someone getting his butt kicked he gets envious and wants some too.
Fat Grubby Trucker

United States

#9 Aug 1, 2013
Let's see, we saw a three-way split of personalities from Petro in Posts 2,3 and 5. That's the way me and the other truckers divide him up when he doffs his mini skirt and kicks off those polka dot panties. I/m beginning to feel sorry for him. Maybe I will get him a few mice to match his multiple personality disorder. Maybe it could be therapy for him.
Shrink

United States

#10 Aug 1, 2013
You had better wait to see how many personalities he is split into before you try that mouse therapy. Too many might cause even more divisions of his brain.
Mexicano Orgullosos

United States

#11 Aug 1, 2013
Can I have a dormouse? A trucker told me that a dormouse can protect my culo when I am sleeping.
ITT

El Paso, TX

#12 Aug 1, 2013
Cowboy wrote:
Wow it took Petro four posts to get all of his crying in, and I'll be he's not finished yet.
If you anything about address protocols you would understand what a pendejo you are for writing that comment down, now stfu putilla and go blow your grubby tranny trucker JCCD the lawn snatch.
49rrrrrrrr

Lubbock, TX

#13 Aug 1, 2013
Mexicano Orgullosos wrote:
Can I have a dormouse? A trucker told me that a dormouse can protect my culo when I am sleeping.
my moma sticks mouses in her butt
DC Dave

United States

#14 Aug 1, 2013
49rrrrrrrr wrote:
<quoted text>
my moma sticks mouses in her butt
That is already public knowledge dj jizz face.
POS

Shanghai, China

#15 Aug 1, 2013
DC Dave wrote:
<quoted text>That is already public knowledge dj jizz face.
Yep, everyone know a rat like you love getting things shoved up yourass.
TOADSBACK

France

#16 Aug 2, 2013
Cowboy wrote:
The vile midget's using "We," and "Us," don't fool anybody. Neither do his multiple monikers fool anybody when he talks to himself. He not only writes nonsense on this forum, he answers his answers with more nonsense.
Stop crying and go back to the village people
youngman they are missing their gay cowboy
huey goins

El Paso, TX

#18 Aug 29, 2015
I don't know about this Pedro but I have a rocket in my pocket. I don't ride a rice rocket because I only buy harley hog but I store a large amount of rocket fuel in my garage that's paid for. You never know when it might come in handy if you meet a hot piece of tail like I did recently. She had a butt that wouldn't quit and she damn near wore me out tapping that sweet fanny all night.

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