Neymar Fitness Scare
Nigel Fairchild

El Paso, TX

#1 Jul 7, 2014
He suffered a knock against Colombia. His best chance to play tomorrow is if the team physio will take some monkey fist (or monkey butt) and mix it with ginseng, then dilute it with linseed oil. If he applies that mixture to the afflicted area, he might be able to suit up. Otherwise, the German side, Die Mannschaft, will keep marching across South America faster than the storm troopers into Poland.
Walter Simon

El Paso, TX

#2 Jul 7, 2014
With or without Neymar, the Germans cannot be stopped. Die Mannschat will bring home the hardware.

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