Do my farts stink?

Do my farts stink?

Created by DC Jessy Commando Dummy on May 7, 2013

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the viejita

Mesa, AZ

#1 May 8, 2013
OF COURSE YOU DO
jc jessy, dj jessy, dc dave, eddie, did i miss another
ALIAS
everything about you stink,
stink as a father,
stink as a patriot of this country
stink as a husband
stink as a human being
stink as a son
stink like a coward
stink as a friend
stink as a example of all mexican culture
stink pretending to be a ignorant mexican
stink for proving to show the worst of mexican culture
stink for talking like dumb mexican
ETC
sorry, i could go on
but that kind of covers one eighth
RLOL
Horizon Mayor

United States

#2 May 8, 2013
the viejita wrote:
OF COURSE YOU DO
jc jessy, dj jessy, dc dave, eddie, did i miss another
ALIAS
everything about you stink,
stink as a father,
stink as a patriot of this country
stink as a husband
stink as a human being
stink as a son
stink like a coward
stink as a friend
stink as a example of all mexican culture
stink pretending to be a ignorant mexican
stink for proving to show the worst of mexican culture
stink for talking like dumb mexican
ETC
sorry, i could go
but that kind of covers one eight
RLOL
did you escape from our old folks home.
What

El Paso, TX

#3 May 8, 2013
the viejita wrote:
OF COURSE YOU DO
jc jessy, dj jessy, dc dave, eddie, did i miss another
ALIAS
everything about you stink,
stink as a father,
stink as a patriot of this country
stink as a husband
stink as a human being
stink as a son
stink like a coward
stink as a friend
stink as a example of all mexican culture
stink pretending to be a ignorant mexican
stink for proving to show the worst of mexican culture
stink for talking like dumb mexican
ETC
sorry, i could go on
but that kind of covers one eighth
RLOL
Looks like you forgot to take your methadone again.
JWRussell USNR

El Paso, TX

#4 May 8, 2013
Mine don't because of a trick I learned in the service. If you eat a heavy bean lunch, just stick one of those junior mints up your butt so that when you begin to let loose with some serious gassers, the minty flavor will overtake them and it actually smells quite pleasant.
the viejita

Mesa, AZ

#5 May 9, 2013
Horizon Mayor wrote:
<quoted text>
did you escape from our old folks home.
dj jessy fresh another alias
RLOL
the viejita

Mesa, AZ

#6 May 9, 2013
What wrote:
<quoted text>Looks like you forgot to take your methadone again.
what another ALIAS
dj jessy fresh, eddie, what,
ETC
it's funny, you running away, using other names
next time, use princess, tinker bell, here's a good one the coward that runs from the VIEJITA

RLOL RLOL RLOL
Gregory

United States

#7 May 9, 2013
the viejita wrote:
OF COURSE YOU DO
jc jessy, dj jessy, dc dave, eddie, did i miss another
ALIAS
everything about you stink,
stink as a father,
stink as a patriot of this country
stink as a husband
stink as a human being
stink as a son
stink like a coward
stink as a friend
stink as a example of all mexican culture
stink pretending to be a ignorant mexican
stink for proving to show the worst of mexican culture
stink for talking like dumb mexican
ETC
sorry, i could go on
but that kind of covers one eighth
RLOL
You fart dust, so STFU
DC Dave

United States

#8 May 9, 2013
the viejita wrote:
<quoted text>
what another ALIAS
dj jessy fresh, eddie, what,
ETC
it's funny, you running away, using other names
next time, use princess, tinker bell, here's a good one the coward that runs from the VIEJITA
RLOL RLOL RLOL
The only people that hide from you are your retarded grand babies when they visit you at rehab. RLOL ya estupida.
Larry Driscoll

El Paso, TX

#9 May 9, 2013
JWRussell USNR wrote:
Mine don't because of a trick I learned in the service. If you eat a heavy bean lunch, just stick one of those junior mints up your butt so that when you begin to let loose with some serious gassers, the minty flavor will overtake them and it actually smells quite pleasant.
I tried that tonight but it didn't work. When I blew out a big gasser, the mint shot out too and landed in the grass. I refused to go pick it up and try again because the grass is too dirty.
Horizon Mayor

United States

#10 May 9, 2013
Larry Driscoll wrote:
<quoted text>
I tried that tonight but it didn't work. When I blew out a big gasser, the mint shot out too and landed in the grass. I refused to go pick it up and try again because the grass is too dirty.
That's for the silent ones you dumb jackass, the Loud ones you just got to let them rip and let the chips fall where they may. Unless your a sissyboy like POS,then you excuse yourself and go outside.
the viejita

Mesa, AZ

#11 May 10, 2013
DC Dave wrote:
<quoted text>The only people that hide from you are your retarded grand babies when they visit you at rehab. RLOL ya estupida.
hey, dj jessy fresh, and your other aliassssses
it no fun, running away, from
the viejita
only cowards like you, run
give up so soon,
changing names, doesn't matter, i'll still tell you dj jessy fresh my answer
aren't you tired, running away
mendigo, baboso, maldito seas
RLOL
Larry Driscoll

El Paso, TX

#12 May 10, 2013
the viejita wrote:
<quoted text>
hey, dj jessy fresh, and your other aliassssses
it no fun, running away, from
the viejita
only cowards like you, run
give up so soon,
changing names, doesn't matter, i'll still tell you dj jessy fresh my answer
aren't you tired, running away
mendigo, baboso, maldito seas
RLOL
Shut you panocha you old smelly beaner.
DJ Jessy Fresh

United States

#13 May 10, 2013
the viejita wrote:
<quoted text>
hey, dj jessy fresh, and your other aliassssses
it no fun, running away, from
the viejita
only cowards like you, run
give up so soon,
changing names, doesn't matter, i'll still tell you dj jessy fresh my answer
aren't you tired, running away
mendigo, baboso, maldito seas
RLOL
Shut your smelly snatch up,do you want me to get my game on again and make you cry again?
DC Dave

United States

#14 May 10, 2013
the viejita wrote:
<quoted text>
hey, dj jessy fresh, and your other aliassssses
it no fun, running away, from
the viejita
only cowards like you, run
give up so soon,
changing names, doesn't matter, i'll still tell you dj jessy fresh my answer
aren't you tired, running away
mendigo, baboso, maldito seas
RLOL
I speak English not your chola beaner slang.
the viejita

Mesa, AZ

#15 May 10, 2013
DJ Jessy Fresh wrote:
<quoted text>
Shut your smelly snatch up,do you want me to get my game on again and make you cry again?
i guess thats what your used to,
RLOL
anybody, can tell you've been in the dumpsters,
porking dead animals
no wonder your farts stink
RLOL
oh, my, getting tough,
flatter yourself all you want,
it has never stop,
what you talking about willis
bring it, i was getting bored,
i'm all for punking you again and again and again and again
hajaja hajaja hajaja
POS

Nanchang, China

#16 May 11, 2013
Horizon Mayor wrote:
<quoted text>
That's for the silent ones you dumb jackass, the Loud ones you just got to let them rip and let the chips fall where they may. Unless your a sissyboy like POS,then you excuse yourself and go outside.
The cowardass uses another name. It is called manners to go outside or to the rest room. But for you, living in a alley in a cardboard box. You call it an air freshener. Go to sleep you ball less freak.
Red

El Paso, TX

#17 May 11, 2013
No it is you that stinks
lortgurs

Pittsburgh, PA

#18 May 11, 2013
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