Curb your mutts
Bob Bakian

El Paso, TX

#1 Mar 21, 2013
To the imbecile who is letting his dog piss all over my prize winning begonias, I hope that you're happy. My Easter is ruined because I was going to display them prominently.
AREU5REAL

El Paso, TX

#2 Mar 21, 2013
Bob Bakian wrote:
To the imbecile who is letting his dog piss all over my prize winning begonias, I hope that you're happy. My Easter is ruined because I was going to display them prominently.
That wasn't a dog. That was me pissing all over your flower beds. Tonight, I'll be taking a dump on your wind shield.
Bob Bakian

El Paso, TX

#3 Mar 21, 2013
AREU5REAL wrote:
<quoted text>That wasn't a dog. That was me pissing all over your flower beds. Tonight, I'll be taking a dump on your wind shield.
That's dirty pool. I need to replace my windshield wipers so this gives me motivation to do so. I hope it's a least more runny than solid so that it can come off with the washer spray and a few swipes of the wipers.
AREU5REAL

El Paso, TX

#4 Mar 21, 2013
Bob Bakian wrote:
<quoted text>
That's dirty pool. I need to replace my windshield wipers so this gives me motivation to do so. I hope it's a least more runny than solid so that it can come off with the washer spray and a few swipes of the wipers.
I ate at Kikis for lunch so my poop will be on the runny side!
AREU5REAL

El Paso, TX

#5 Mar 21, 2013
Bob Bakian wrote:
<quoted text>
That's dirty pool. I need to replace my windshield wipers so this gives me motivation to do so. I hope it's a least more runny than solid so that it can come off with the washer spray and a few swipes of the wipers.
Get your window squeegee ready!
Bob Bakian

El Paso, TX

#6 Mar 21, 2013
AREU5REAL wrote:
<quoted text> I ate at Kikis for lunch so my poop will be on the runny side!
Fair enough. It shouldn't be too bad of a cleanup then. I'll put some wipes out by my car too so that you can clean yourself up afterwards. Especially if you have a hot date with a broad later, you don't want to have a messy, crusty backside in case she likes to go around the world with you.
AREU5REAL

El Paso, TX

#7 Mar 21, 2013
Bob Bakian wrote:
<quoted text>
Fair enough. It shouldn't be too bad of a cleanup then. I'll put some wipes out by my car too so that you can clean yourself up afterwards. Especially if you have a hot date with a broad later, you don't want to have a messy, crusty backside in case she likes to go around the world with you.
That is tooooo funny! Thanks for the laughs old man.

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