Thanksgiving openings at El Paso stores
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#1 Nov 27, 2013
Can someone tell me what time Radio Shack will be open? I need to find a gift for my wife post haste. Last year, she didn't appreciate what I bought for her so this year I need to make it extra nice.
#2 Nov 27, 2013
Try buying her some lube for her culo. Put it in her stocking and when she takes it out and asks, "What the hell if this for?" you can tell her to pull down her jeans or hike up her robe and bend over. Squirt a liberal amount right onto her bonghole and tell her to hold on tight as you drive it home right between her cheeks. You can drill her butt before breakfast, provided you wake up with morning wood.
#3 Nov 27, 2013
thanksgiving sucks balls.
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