Border Patrol Restricts Shooting At R...

Border Patrol Restricts Shooting At Rock Throwers

There are 12 comments on the Switched story from Mar 8, 2014, titled Border Patrol Restricts Shooting At Rock Throwers. In it, Switched reports that:

Border Patrol agents will face new restrictions on its ability to shoot at people who throw rocks , the agency's chief said Friday.

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DC Dave

United States

#2 Mar 8, 2014
El _OJ wrote:
Another victory for the people we don't want another ucrane situation here
Stfu petro! Take a shower you jedionda beaner.
DC Dave

El Paso, TX

#3 Mar 8, 2014
DC Dave wrote:
<quoted text>Stfu petro! Take a shower you jedionda beaner.
don't believe him FBI He said he was the Great Petro.

Since: Oct 13

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#4 Mar 8, 2014
What the boarder patrol needs is a rock thrower that throws rocks back at the first person to throw a rock at them. Something like a rock thrower that's tosses golf and tennis ball sized rocks at the rate of 600 rocks per minute right back at them. That way they don't have to shoot at them little bass turds with lead. Because we all know that throwing rocks aren't dangerous right?
Fat Grubby Trucker

El Paso, TX

#5 Mar 8, 2014
Rolling Papers wrote:
What the boarder patrol needs is a rock thrower that throws rocks back at the first person to throw a rock at them. Something like a rock thrower that's tosses golf and tennis ball sized rocks at the rate of 600 rocks per minute right back at them. That way they don't have to shoot at them little bass turds with lead. Because we all know that throwing rocks aren't dangerous right?
Remember sweet Jesus loves you and you are in my prayers.
The Real SJM

El Paso, TX

#7 Mar 8, 2014
“Bye SJ,” my wife said, blowing a kiss as she went out the door to work her shift as a nurse.“I’ll call you when I’m on the way home.” I had no idea what he was going to do to pass the time. I thought about watching a porn movie because I was so horny but wanted to save myself for later in case I was able to make love to my wife. I ended up watching a ball game while I had a few beers and several shots, eventually falling asleep on the sofa. I awoke in the middle of the night needing to go to the bathroom. As I stumbled down the hallway to his bathroom, I wondered where my wife was. She was usually home by this time.

After using the bathroom, I looked at the clock and noticed it was 4:30 AM. I was somewhat worried, so I dialed her number and let it ring several times. After 4 rings, I expected her voice mail to pick up but it kept ringing then it stopped.“Hello?” I asked.“Are you there?” There was no answer but I could tell that the phone had been answered. There seemed to be some movement and some rustling on the other end, but I couldn’t make out what it was. It sounded like heavy breathing and I assumed it was some commotion in the hospital room. There had been another occasion when I called my wife and she had accidentally pushed the answer button by bumping her phone into a bed as she leaned over her patient. On that occasion, I was able to hear his wife tend to the needs of her patient as I listened in without her knowledge.

I listened for a few more seconds and it was obvious that my wife had not answered her phone on purpose. I was about to hang up, believing that she was busy tending to a patient, when I heard some more heavy breathing. But now I realized it was not a lung patient making the raspy sound; it was most definitely the sighs of arousal that came with a passionate embrace. At first I thought this was exciting because I'd always enjoyed voyeurism and eavesdropping on erotic activities. But an instant later, to my horror, I realized that if this was indeed erotic activity, it was my wife!

I seethed with anger as I continued to hear the unmistakable sounds or sexual activity. I was hoping that somehow it was a person other than my wife on the other end. Perhaps she had lent her phone to a colleague or had inadvertently left it in the supply closet. I calmed down as I thought again about the situation because my prudish wife was conservative in bed. The noise had died down again and I prepared to hang up once again when it happened.

“Ohhhhh baby that feels so good! Don’t stop licking me. I’m sooooo close. OHHHHHHH!!!!!” I knew my wife’s voice and the sound of her arousal. My heart was crushed as my worst fear was now playing out unbeknownst. I was crestfallen as I heard my wife have one orgasm after another as she vociferously encouraged her lover. My one consolation was that it seemed to be oral sex that she was receiving. Maybe she was drawing the line with her lover and not letting him penetrate her married snatch.

The next voice he heard was recognizable to him as Dr. Balser, the chief surgeon at the hospital where his wife worked.“Mmmmm, baby, you taste to good tonight. I don’t ever remember you being that wet before. Shall we stop there or do you want some more?” I realized immediately that this was not a one-time encounter and nervously awaited my wife’s answer.“Stop? Are you kidding me? No way! I want that sweet dong of yours up my wet married hole and pronto! I want for you to bend me over and do me from behind like you did last night. Pump that giant rod in and out of me until I cream all over your sausage. I love the feel of your warm balls slapping against me. And don’t pull out this time and spray all over my big boobs. Shoot inside me so I can feel it in me for the rest of the night. And don’t hold back at all - I want you to leave me butt up with a flower in it!”

That's what happened last night but I don't know what to say to my wife.
rock thrower

Juárez, Mexico

#9 Mar 8, 2014
Border Patrol = bola de jotos
Jeh Johnson Shames Blacks

United States

#15 Mar 8, 2014
Obama's new DHS Secretary is an embarrassment to blacks.

http://blackagendareport.com/content/who-jeh-...
DC Dave

United States

#18 Mar 8, 2014
El _OJ wrote:
<quoted text>
Why do you want to taste my balls.
My balls are in your jaws.
DC Dave

United States

#19 Mar 8, 2014
Fat Grubby Trucker wrote:
<quoted text>
Stop trying to pretend my balls are yours, Petro. I know you beg me to sleep on them, but they are mine. DC Dave will get his turn, but I will decide when and where he will lick them. If his nalguitas were not so flat, he might get more turns, but since he is so lazy and sits in a chair in front of his keyboard all day, they are flatter than Aunt Jemima's pancakes.
Walter Mercado owns your balls ya little fat bitch.
How about Brussel sprout

London, UK

#20 Mar 9, 2014
Shoot the alien sex fiends
POS

United States

#22 Mar 9, 2014
More Like It wrote:
Deport illegals and send Petro and DC Dave to Gitmo. Instead of closing it, Obama can just change its name to Sociopath Hideaway and keep his campaign promise.
How does a deviant homosexual like you have access to the internet?
Rolling Papers

El Paso, TX

#23 Mar 9, 2014
POS wrote:
<quoted text>How does a deviant homosexual like you have access to the internet?
The dogs of war are barking in Ukraine, a plane is missing in China and you are cracking wise on the Internet? You should put a sock in it, end the tomfoolery and the ballyhoo, and be respectful for once.

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