How was Petro conceived?
Supermaster

Oceanside, CA

#45 Mar 24, 2013
He was a result of too much fiber.
Supreme Chicano Cucumber

Bedford, MA

#46 Apr 5, 2013
Su papito se la ensarto a un cochino y luego nacio petro.
Mexicant

El Paso, TX

#47 Apr 6, 2013
Supreme Chicano Cucumber wrote:
Su papito se la ensarto a un cochino y luego nacio petro.
Peteo vino de una vuelta en de un cerdo
POS

Nanchang, China

#48 Apr 6, 2013
Petro, is a test tube baby, created by a discarded quart of beer, that a condom from Fat Grubby Trucker came in contact with in the parking lot.
Historymaster

Oceanside, CA

#49 Apr 6, 2013
Eat lots of fiber.
Supreme Chicano Commander

El Paso, TX

#50 Apr 6, 2013
Petro was Not conceived.
He was of a virgin birth.
Zoomaster

Oceanside, CA

#51 Apr 6, 2013
Supreme Chicano Commander wrote:
Petro was Not conceived.
He was of a virgin birth.
Born in a egg like a lizard.
Yeah

United States

#52 Apr 6, 2013
Zoomaster wrote:
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Born in a egg like a lizard.
or a buzzard.
Lawnmowermaster

Oceanside, CA

#53 Apr 7, 2013
I am so much fiber yesterday I gave birth to a bunch of the midgets but flushed the toilet before they could get access to a computer.
El Relampago

El Paso, TX

#54 Apr 13, 2013
Zoomaster wrote:
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Born in a egg like a lizard.
are you calling Jesus Christ a Lizard? answer the question.
Reportmaster

Oceanside, CA

#55 Apr 14, 2013
El Relampago wrote:
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are you calling Jesus Christ a Lizard? answer the question.
Never, I would never insult a lizard. Lizards have a higher IQ than you and are not cowards.
DC Dave

United States

#56 Apr 14, 2013
Reportmaster wrote:
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Never, I would never insult a lizard. Lizards have a higher IQ than you and are not cowards.
Again, you didn't get laid last night you fat azz.
Reportmaster

Oceanside, CA

#57 Apr 14, 2013
DC Dave wrote:
<quoted text>Again, you didn't get laid last night you fat azz.
Cybe stalker you have a fantasy about my sex life??? You are sone sick person. The time will come when you will be held accountable by the law for your sickness.
DC Dave

United States

#58 Apr 14, 2013
Reportmaster wrote:
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Cybe stalker you have a fantasy about my sex life??? You are sone sick person. The time will come when you will be held accountable by the law for your sickness.
Of course, I get annoyed when you stalk me. Stop crying POS.
POS

Nanchang, China

#59 Apr 14, 2013
DC Dave wrote:
<quoted text>Of course, I get annoyed when you stalk me. Stop crying POS.
Why do you drag me into this? Do you miss me, you delusional troll?
DC Dave

United States

#60 Apr 14, 2013
POS wrote:
<quoted text>Why do you drag me into this? Do you miss me, you delusional troll?
I didn't drag you into any of this you cry baby. You are also the fat vile midget report bitch master. What? Do you think that it's a coincidence that you responded to the previous post.? Hell no! Keep crying.
El Relampago

El Paso, TX

#61 Apr 14, 2013
Peetee wrote:
How was this abnormal create created?
Speedy Alert!!! look at the grammer.
POS

Nanchang, China

#63 Apr 14, 2013
DC Dave wrote:
<quoted text>I didn't drag you into any of this you cry baby. You are also the fat vile midget report bitch master. What? Do you think that it's a coincidence that you responded to the previous post.? Hell no! Keep crying.
What a delusional retard you are, coward.
DJ Jessy Fresh

El Paso, TX

#64 Apr 14, 2013
POS wrote:
<quoted text>What a delusional retard you are, coward.
you stuck your culo in it.
DC Dave

United States

#65 Apr 14, 2013
POS wrote:
<quoted text>What a delusional retard you are, coward.
Stop crying you and stop stalking my balls you vile pos cyber bullying lawn midget.

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