Macho tips for Losers
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Maverick77

El Paso, TX

#1 Mar 3, 2013
When you first get married , first and foremost you must send her to live at your mom's house. she has one month to learn how to cook like your mom. This will send a strong message that you are not going to take any crap from some broad and you expect to have dinner on the table when you get home.

Follow my weekly tips they will posted every sunday so you will stop losing your women to The Great Petro.
a Real Man

El Paso, TX

#2 Mar 3, 2013
Take care of you kids. If you play you pay. Buy a seperate house (houses) for you, your wife, your girlfriend and each of your daughters. A real man pays his way and works since he was 14 and not expect handouts like Jessie, nor gossips or get into neighbors personal lives like Jessie James Lopez whose real name should be Juan Juan not Jessie James. A real man's daughter has class and doesn't prostitute or sell herself to other men. He takes care of his own
Lawnmowermaster

United States

#4 Mar 5, 2013
Maverick77 wrote:
When you first get married , first and foremost you must send her to live at your mom's house. she has one month to learn how to cook like your mom. This will send a strong message that you are not going to take any crap from some broad and you expect to have dinner on the table when you get home.
Follow my weekly tips they will posted every sunday so you will stop losing your women to The Great Petro.
You mean stop losing your men. He hates women.
POS

Netherlands

#5 Mar 5, 2013
Don't end up like DC Dave/Perto. That's the best advice anybody can give.
DC Dave

United States

#6 Mar 5, 2013
I always like it when those "macho" POS 's run and hide when their viejas whip out the lone star cards when their shopping at albertsons or Walmart. Typical hispanic men.
POS

Netherlands

#7 Mar 5, 2013
DC Dave wrote:
I always like it when those "macho" POS 's run and hide when their viejas whip out the lone star cards when their shopping at albertsons or Walmart. Typical hispanic men.
You should know best wettback/Gettomaster, Petro/Leroy/LaKunta. You have 3 cards.
DC Dave

United States

#8 Mar 5, 2013
POS wrote:
<quoted text>You should know best wettback/Gettomaster, Petro/Leroy/LaKunta. You have 3 cards.
Those are your people you vendido coconut.
POS

Netherlands

#9 Mar 5, 2013
DC Dave wrote:
<quoted text>Those are your people you vendido coconut.
I have sold out to no one, delusional wettback.
DC Dave

United States

#10 Mar 5, 2013
POS wrote:
<quoted text> I have sold out to no one, delusional wettback.
Sure pal, I wish the same could be said for your wife's vagina.
POS

Netherlands

#11 Mar 5, 2013
DC Dave wrote:
<quoted text>Sure pal, I wish the same could be said for your wife's vagina.
Why would you wish anything good for my wife. You couldn't stand your wife, and you killed her.
DC Dave

United States

#12 Mar 5, 2013
My puns are obviously beyond your comprehension ya mexicant pin head.
POS

Netherlands

#13 Mar 5, 2013
DC Dave wrote:
My puns are obviously beyond your comprehension ya mexicant pin head.
My reply went right thru your ears, What a moron you are Petro.
Mexicant

El Paso, TX

#14 Mar 5, 2013
POS wrote:
<quoted text>Why would you wish anything good for my wife. You couldn't stand your wife, and you killed her.
Also it's wife is a tranny
Larry Grover

United States

#15 Mar 5, 2013
When I bed a woman, I often will snake a well lubed finger into her backdoor. Despite what you see in pornos, most women don't want for you to jam your boner into their pooper. But a well timed finger can really enhance the mood. Make sure you get a clean woman because it's a real turn off if you get one with dingle berries back there.
Fat Grubby Trucker

El Paso, TX

#16 Mar 5, 2013
Mexicant wrote:
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Also it's wife is a tranny
Did you like when I bend you over last night truthmaster?
americaca

El Paso, TX

#17 Mar 5, 2013
Larry Grover wrote:
When I bed a woman, I often will snake a well lubed finger into her backdoor. Despite what you see in pornos, most women don't want for you to jam your boner into their pooper. But a well timed finger can really enhance the mood. Make sure you get a clean woman because it's a real turn off if you get one with dingle berries back there.
this is a good tip but i don't think its worthy of Sunday posting. A real Macho would then kinda slip the finger near her nose just to give a sign to make sure she cleans the booty hole next time... she'll get the message and be clean the next time she drops by. Trust me .
Hank

United States

#18 Mar 5, 2013
Larry Grover wrote:
When I bed a woman, I often will snake a well lubed finger into her backdoor. Despite what you see in pornos, most women don't want for you to jam your boner into their pooper. But a well timed finger can really enhance the mood. Make sure you get a clean woman because it's a real turn off if you get one with dingle berries back there.
That's good advice but there's a way to guard against the dingle berries or clingons. I always ask my woman if she needs to take a dump before we hit the sack. This can also relieve her of any terrible smells that she has stored up. Nothing is worse than balling a chick and then she lets loose with a large gasser. It can really sour the mood.
DC Dave

United States

#19 Mar 5, 2013
Hank wrote:
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That's good advice but there's a way to guard against the dingle berries or clingons. I always ask my woman if she needs to take a dump before we hit the sack. This can also relieve her of any terrible smells that she has stored up. Nothing is worse than balling a chick and then she lets loose with a large gasser. It can really sour the mood.
I suggest that you stop taking your tranny dates over to chicos tacos for dinner ya cheap old fart!
Ted Bell

United States

#20 Mar 5, 2013
Perhaps we can get some advice up in here from a proud gay man. Since those people are all about the butt sex, they must surely know the best way to avoid an embarrassing situation like that currently under discussion.
Ted Bell Sr

El Paso, TX

#21 Mar 6, 2013
Ted Bell wrote:
Perhaps we can get some advice up in here from a proud gay man. Since those people are all about the butt sex, they must surely know the best way to avoid an embarrassing situation like that currently under discussion.
Sure Jr. stick a water hose up your butt, hold , crap. repeat til clean.

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