Describe Petro's home

Describe Petro's home

Created by Charles Darwin on Feb 13, 2013

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Made of carton in Juarez

A cage down at the zoo

Fat Grubby Trucker's Sleeper

A dumpster in an alley

An open alley next to the Y

A culvert near I-10 and the soup kitchen

An overpass over Paisano Drive

A hobo jungle in the freight yards

The Sally

A tree where he swings by his tail

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Charles Darwin

Lockhart, TX

#1 Feb 13, 2013
Wherever he squats to take a dump. He uses the dump for a mattress.
Petro ID Thief

United States

#3 Feb 13, 2013
These types of polls tell us when the real Big Money and most everyone else are themselves and not Petro, using their names. If that doesn't work, then we can tell by the context of the response. Petro wants that name to disappear, but it will be here forever no matter how many times he changes it or how many times he uses someone else's ID.
Petro ID Thief

United States

#4 Feb 13, 2013
ROTFLMAO.

Petro the sociopath has neither shame nor pride, but we know we got a rise out of him with that big red "X" over the last post, and we know he read it. You can easily "get his goat" because psychopaths are narcissistic, a bad substitute for pride and shame.

"No tiene vergŁenza esa putota de Petro."

--Shamus the Shrink
Shamus

United States

#5 Feb 13, 2013
"Getting Petro's goat" is especially irritating to him because he needs that goat as a substitute for Fat Grubby Trucker's drive shaft when he can't get reemed at the truck stop.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php...
DC Dave

United States

#6 Feb 13, 2013
Petro is a little vendido multi moniker hijacking snatch just like the truthcunt who uses big jake and jccd.
Wordsmith

United States

#7 Feb 13, 2013
As someone on this forum stated recently, Petro should be put in stocks (or, better yet, pilloried). A few centuries ago that is exactly where he would be. People have always recognized sociopaths, they just had different words to describe them (as Shakespeare did with the term "tragic character"). Today, however, Petro is what is commonly called the "laughing stock," of this forum, which, in its own way strips him of any false dignity he might mistake for his narcissism.

Of course, today as in past centuries they could not cure a sociopath, but they could literally keep him tied up and out of everyone's sight until he could at least feign humility until his personality comes out again.

"The age of the phrase may be the reason that it is often linked with the practice of putting people into stocks as a punishment. The stocks were a means of punishment in use at the time the phrase was coined, by which people were tortured or ridiculed. Victims were held by having their ankles, and occasionally the wrists too, trapped in holes between two sliding boards. The punishment, although not as harsh as the pillory, in which people were confined by the neck, was severe and certainly not intended to be humorous."

Stocks and pillories are no longer used (as) a means of punishment. More recently, it's become commonplace at school fairs and charity events to put volunteers into stocks and pillories and throw wet sponges at them. This is for humorous effect of course and has no doubt added to the idea that 'laughing-stock' originated this way..."

http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/laughing-s...
DC Dave

El Monte, CA

#8 Feb 13, 2013
Wordsmith wrote:
As someone on this forum stated recently, Petro should be put in stocks (or, better yet, pilloried). A few centuries ago that is exactly where he would be. People have always recognized sociopaths, they just had different words to describe them (as Shakespeare did with the term "tragic character"). Today, however, Petro is what is commonly called the "laughing stock," of this forum, which, in its own way strips him of any false dignity he might mistake for his narcissism.
Of course, today as in past centuries they could not cure a sociopath, but they could literally keep him tied up and out of everyone's sight until he could at least feign humility until his personality comes out again.
"The age of the phrase may be the reason that it is often linked with the practice of putting people into stocks as a punishment. The stocks were a means of punishment in use at the time the phrase was coined, by which people were tortured or ridiculed. Victims were held by having their ankles, and occasionally the wrists too, trapped in holes between two sliding boards. The punishment, although not as harsh as the pillory, in which people were confined by the neck, was severe and certainly not intended to be humorous."
Stocks and pillories are no longer used (as) a means of punishment. More recently, it's become commonplace at school fairs and charity events to put volunteers into stocks and pillories and throw wet sponges at them. This is for humorous effect of course and has no doubt added to the idea that 'laughing-stock' originated this way..."
http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/laughing-s...
Hey truthbitch, is your head up your snatch again?
Big Money

El Paso, TX

#9 Feb 13, 2013
This is a bunch of boloney, I think all who posted on here are sour grapes cause The Great Petro made them cry. Most likely they posted something racist or something they thought was witty and The Great Petro tarred and feathered them or are former members of the now debunked tea party.
dooshsnatch

El Paso, TX

#11 Feb 13, 2013
Why are there so many smelly snatches in El Pisso?
Big Money

El Paso, TX

#12 Feb 13, 2013
dooshsnatch wrote:
Why are there so many smelly snatches in El Pisso?
your just probably gay.ever think of that. their are people out there curing your disease. you need to seek help at the local Parrish.
DC Dave

El Monte, CA

#13 Feb 13, 2013
dooshsnatch wrote:
Why are there so many smelly snatches in El Pisso?
Dirty latinas.
Big Money

El Monte, CA

#14 Feb 13, 2013
DC Dave wrote:
<quoted text>Dirty latinas.
Only your momma and your sisters.
Big Money

El Paso, TX

#15 Feb 13, 2013
Big Money wrote:
<quoted text>
Only your momma and your sisters.
I have smelled your mommies panocha and I will have to agree with DC dickhead on this one with regards to your families feminine odor problem, including yours!
Bill

United States

#16 Feb 15, 2013
Big Money wrote:
<quoted text> I have smelled your mommies panocha and I will have to agree with DC dickhead on this one with regards to your families feminine odor problem, including yours!
Get off your kaka bed and get out to the truck stop, Petro. Fat Grubby Trucker needs you.
juareno

Juarez, Mexico

#17 Feb 15, 2013
Bill wrote:
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Get off your kaka bed and get out to the truck stop, Petro. Fat Grubby Trucker needs you.
Your address is being tracked and when you are found we will cut your warts off your tiny huevos and feed them to your cat you jotillo.
Petro Alert

United States

#18 Feb 15, 2013
juareno wrote:
<quoted text>Your address is being tracked and when you are found we will cut your warts off your tiny huevos and feed them to your cat you jotillo.
The only thing you ever trace is my ass where you keep your nose.
Where Petro Belongs

Garland, TX

#19 Feb 15, 2013
El Paso needs to start this practice and save the county a lot of money. Petro should be the first resident tossed under the bridge.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php...
DC Dave

United States

#20 Feb 15, 2013
Big Money wrote:
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Only your momma and your sisters.
Gorda jedionda! LMFAO!!!
Virginia Woolf

United States

#22 Feb 16, 2013
DC Dave wrote:
<quoted text>Dirty latinas.
That's only what gays say. You're jealous of what they have and what you wish you had. Your substitute receptacle does not match up and you know it. It looks like you'll have to continue your romance with Fat Grubby Trucker. Did he reciprocate and return your valentine greeting? Just curious.
DC Dave

United States

#23 Feb 16, 2013
Virginia Woolf wrote:
<quoted text>
That's only what gays say. You're jealous of what they have and what you wish you had. Your substitute receptacle does not match up and you know it. It looks like you'll have to continue your romance with Fat Grubby Trucker. Did he reciprocate and return your valentine greeting? Just curious.
Hey truthsnatch, you still cannot have my balls.

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