Five things to do around El Paso this weekend
Deadline is Friday. $70. No race day registration. 544-2453. 2 Football camp: EPPRD's Youth Football Skills Camp starts Monday and runs until March 25 at Seville Recreation Center, 6700 Sambrano.
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#1 Jan 30, 2014
I know what I'll be doing this weekend and I won't even have to leave the house. Instead of watching the Super Bowl, my wife and I have compromised and we will be getting dual massages from Sven, the Swedish hunk.
First, he Sven will join my wife in the bedroom and begin to rub her down. I will sit outside the room, sipping my bourbon. Soon I will hear my wife begin to moan as Sven works his magic fingers over her back, but when the moaning increases in frequency and volume, I know that he will have progressed to being on top of my wife, humping her like there is no tomorrow. She will claw his back and pull his muscular buns in tight. She will be writhing and grunting and soon begin to cream all over the bed, soaking the sheet and having one continuous orgasm, even though she never gets her rocks off with me.
Some 30 minutes later, Sven will emerged and say,It's your turn, SJ. Come in and get some." I will lay down on the bed and so he can squirt oil on me and go to work. Immediately I will be able to tell why my wife enjoyed it because he has magic fingers and I will loosen up immediately. When I am enjoying this thoroughly, I will feel something hard digging into my thigh, which I used to assume was the lotion bottle, but now I know better. Soon the hard object will move over my buttocks and in between my cheeks. Before I can object, I'll feel the hardness penetrating my rosebud and then I will know it's his Scandinavian schlong. He will then begin banging real hard so that I can feel his Swedish meatballs slamming against my buns. After pushed in and out for a long time, he'll pulse inside me, filling my inner recesses with his Stockholm spunk.
So the compromise is that we'll both be satisfied by our new masseur and even though I'm still playing the part of cuckold, I can now hold my head high when I introduce myself as "Mr. M, the sissy from El Pissy" because at least ow I am getting drilled too.
#2 Jan 30, 2014
Sounds like a hot time to be sure.
#3 Jan 30, 2014
Sven will have his dong in your mouth alternating with your imaginary wife's mouth as well.
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