Comeuppance in the Homeland

Comeuppance in the Homeland

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Jose

United States

#1 Feb 18, 2014
African blacks are to American blacks as Mexicans are to pochos: they understand them through empathy. So don’t go back to your homeland roots, pochos and blacks. You are more likely to face real justice there than you are in America where we promote criminals to political office.

“Former U.S. Rep. Melvin Jay Reynolds has been arrested in Zimbabwe, said a Zimbabwean immigration official.

“Reynolds, an Illinois Democrat, resigned from his congressional seat in 1995 after he was convicted of 12 counts of statutory rape, obstruction of justice and solicitation of child pornography”

http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news...

Blacks in this country (Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, etc.,) are screaming for reparations for slavery and ignorant liberals who are oblivious to the fact that there are more slaves in Africa governments today than there ever was in America, applaud them. Contrast that fact with a remark by fugitive from American justice, Eldridge Cleaver, who said,“I’d rather spend the rest of my life in an American jail than in Africa as a free man,” just before he came back to the U.S.to face the criminal charges against him.

Considering the nature of charges against the former Democrat Congressman (child pornography, rape of minor females and obstruction of justice), Reynolds should be a hero to Petro, JWRussell and DC Dave. So now it’s time for the glorious trolls on this Internet: JWRussell USNR, Petro the Great, DC Dave and a few others to jump in with their apologies for another crooked Democrat—as if the dozens they have in El Paso were not enough.

“You cant’ go home again.”
--A novel by Thomas Wolfe
SJM

El Paso, TX

#2 Feb 18, 2014
I've never heard of this particular congressman and the whole thing sounds contrived to me, so let me share a true story that recently happened to me:

I went out for evening by myself, hoping to score with one of the hot local babes which always seemed to populate my favorite watering hole. Lately my wife has been spending time with her masseur, Sven, and has been humping him almost every night. I needed some action so I was dressed in my tightest slacks to show off my muscular ass and wore a shirt which highlighted my pecs. I went in and sat down at the bar and the place was already jumping.

I eyed a couple of real hotties giving me the once over but bhen I looked in the other direction and saw the most drop dead gorgeous woman I had ever seen. She was a raven haired beauty with perfect hair and sparkling eyes. Even though she was sitting down, I was sure she had a great ass by the way she crossed her legs. But there was a man sitting with her and she had a ring on her finger.

I downed my drink and decided to make my way over to their table.“Faint heart never won fair lady,” I thought to myself,“and I’m ready to go balls out in order to screw that sweet piece of ass.” As I sat down, I introduced myself. I was laying all my best one-liners on her and cozying up next to her, but she didn’t let on at all that she wanted me to hump her. When her husband left to go drain his lizard, that’s when I made my move.“Why don’t you get us some more cocktails while you’re up there big boy,” I said,“and I’ll keep your wonderful wife company while you’re gone.” He seemed more annoyed that excited which puzzled me thoroughly. But his wife started to warm up as soon as her husband left. She was all over me under the table, feeling my slacks and asking what kind of material it was and asking me what kind of workout I did to get so muscular. Finally, I decided to cut to the chase and just ask her if she wanted to ball me while her husband watched us and rubbed one out as he did.“I’ve never thought of doing something so kinky,” she said,“but that’s a wild idea. I think we should go for it, even if my husband isn’t too crazy about it.”

When the husband returned, he whispered something in his wife’s ear and she looked him in the eye and said,“Oh, we’re leaving all right. But it won’t be just the two of us. We’re bringing our new friend home because he has such a muscular ass and he definitely looks like he knows how to please a woman.”

When we got back to their house, she went right to work on me. She stripped me bare, then proceeded to lick me clean. While she was working her magic all over my nether regions, her husband sat in the corner with kind of a disgusted look on his face. I soon felt my wad beginning to build deep in my balls and I knew it was only a matter of seconds before I was going to blow. I moved up and said,“Turn over, baby! I’m going to blow my nut juice all over the place so let’s get it on.” I slid my massive dong all the way to the hilt inside her dripping snatch and began pumping away for all I was worth. She immediately started quivering and having multiple orgasms as she creamed all over my meaty boner.

Soon I felt a little probing around my bung and it felt good. I assumed she was working her fingers in my backdoor. But when I felt something start to enter my butt, I thought she was going a little too far. All of a sudden, I felt a huge weight on top of me and it was her husband! He had taken it upon himself to butt jam me while I boned his wife! It only took a matter of seconds before his entire shaft was balls deep inside me and he began pumping furiously. I was really taken aback by this because I had never done anything gay before, but it suddenly dawned on me how good it felt. I was pumping his wife’s furburger like crazy but his boner in my butt was putting me over the edge. I understood at that very moment why some people go both ways.
JWRussell RN

El Paso, TX

#3 Feb 18, 2014
Jose wrote:
African blacks are to American blacks as Mexicans are to pochos: they understand them through empathy. So don’t go back to your homeland roots, pochos and blacks. You are more likely to face real justice there than you are in America where we promote criminals to political office.
“Former U.S. Rep. Melvin Jay Reynolds has been arrested in Zimbabwe, said a Zimbabwean immigration official.
“Reynolds, an Illinois Democrat, resigned from his congressional seat in 1995 after he was convicted of 12 counts of statutory rape, obstruction of justice and solicitation of child pornography”
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news...
Blacks in this country (Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, etc.,) are screaming for reparations for slavery and ignorant liberals who are oblivious to the fact that there are more slaves in Africa governments today than there ever was in America, applaud them. Contrast that fact with a remark by fugitive from American justice, Eldridge Cleaver, who said,“I’d rather spend the rest of my life in an American jail than in Africa as a free man,” just before he came back to the U.S.to face the criminal charges against him.
Considering the nature of charges against the former Democrat Congressman (child pornography, rape of minor females and obstruction of justice), Reynolds should be a hero to Petro, JWRussell and DC Dave. So now it’s time for the glorious trolls on this Internet: JWRussell USNR, Petro the Great, DC Dave and a few others to jump in with their apologies for another crooked Democrat—as if the dozens they have in El Paso were not enough.
“You cant’ go home again.”
--A novel by Thomas Wolfe
That's a beautiful story that you copied and pasted, Mayhew, but tell us more about your gay sexual adventures. Those are more interesting.
Jaime

United States

#4 Feb 18, 2014
Great post, Jose!

The best definition of amusement here is when the trolls like JWRussell, and Petro (post #3, stealing JWRussell's defiled name), have no answer, and can only apply copied and pasted nonsense or illiterate graffiti, which distracts the attention of their lowest fellow morons. Nobody reads these long, copied and pasted material by JWRussell USRN, not even Petro; but he will agree that shït is beautiful if Russell or DC Dave say so. On the other hand anything that looks like his mom's face is beautiful to him.

Here is a good copy and paste:

"Considering the nature of charges against the former Democrat Congressman (child pornography, rape of minor females and obstruction of justice), Reynolds should be a hero to Petro, JWRussell and DC Dave. So now it’s time for the glorious trolls on this Internet: JWRussell USNR, Petro the Great, DC Dave and a few others to jump in with their apologies for another crooked Democrat—as if the dozens they have in El Paso were not enough."
The Real SJM

United States

#5 Feb 18, 2014
"I've never heard of this particular congressman and the whole thing sounds contrived to me, "--JWRussell USRN, Post #2, above.

It is the beloved, liberal, left-wing, news source, NBC, that published the story--or did you not read it, JWRussell, USRN? I guess Detroit Mavis was not around to read and interpret the NBC story to you. BTW, has your wife caught on to Mavis yet?

Here's the source again. Try again. Maybe the cobwebs in your head have cleared up by now.
The Real SJM

United States

#6 Feb 18, 2014
The Real SJM

United States

#7 Feb 18, 2014
The Real SJM

United States

#8 Feb 18, 2014
I suppose you, JWRussell, USRN, also think that the Associated Press is a "contrived" source. NBC borrowed the source from the AP, you will note on the dateline at the bottom, if you read the entre article. Both sources, with their biased and untrue reporting, were heavy factors in getting your hero, Obama (whose hero is Vladimir Putin) elected to office.

You would do well to stop posting here if you want to stop showing your stupidity, like Petro does all he time You probably realized that fact, once, but like Congressman Reynolds at his trial, you lied by saying you were leaving this forum. But you are not intelligent enough, nor do you have long enough a memory, to realize what a fool you are. You do not have the mental faculties to compete with intelligence.

Like most dummocrats, you are your own worst enemy and the exposer of your own lies and corrupt way of thinking.
The Real SJM

El Paso, TX

#9 Feb 18, 2014
I forgot to add in my above rants that my story of taking it up the butt while I boned another man's wife is 100% true. I can show you my bung if you don't believe me. In fact, even if you do believe me, I'll gladly show it to you anyway.
Petro

El Paso, TX

#10 Feb 18, 2014
The Real SJM wrote:
I suppose you, JWRussell, USRN, also think that the Associated Press is a "contrived" source. NBC borrowed the source from the AP, you will note on the dateline at the bottom, if you read the entre article. Both sources, with their biased and untrue reporting, were heavy factors in getting your hero, Obama (whose hero is Vladimir Putin) elected to office.
You would do well to stop posting here if you want to stop showing your stupidity, like Petro does all he time You probably realized that fact, once, but like Congressman Reynolds at his trial, you lied by saying you were leaving this forum. But you are not intelligent enough, nor do you have long enough a memory, to realize what a fool you are. You do not have the mental faculties to compete with intelligence.
Like most dummocrats, you are your own worst enemy and the exposer of your own lies and corrupt way of thinking.
You sound maricon. Have you always been that way?
Observer

El Paso, TX

#11 Feb 18, 2014
The Real SJM wrote:
I suppose you, JWRussell, USRN, also think that the Associated Press is a "contrived" source. NBC borrowed the source from the AP, you will note on the dateline at the bottom, if you read the entre article. Both sources, with their biased and untrue reporting, were heavy factors in getting your hero, Obama (whose hero is Vladimir Putin) elected to office.
You would do well to stop posting here if you want to stop showing your stupidity, like Petro does all he time You probably realized that fact, once, but like Congressman Reynolds at his trial, you lied by saying you were leaving this forum. But you are not intelligent enough, nor do you have long enough a memory, to realize what a fool you are. You do not have the mental faculties to compete with intelligence.
Like most dummocrats, you are your own worst enemy and the exposer of your own lies and corrupt way of thinking.
So you point is that one democrat was found to be corrupt so everyone who votes democrat is too? Clearly that makes you a pedophile, prostitute user and cocaine addict since Republicans have all been found guilty of that in the past few years. The pedophilia is not a surprise, given your posts in here, but I didn't suspect you of going to a prostitute, at least not a female one.
SJM

El Paso, TX

#12 Feb 18, 2014
Wait a minute - who the hell is who in this thread? Which one is Mayhew?
The Real Ella

El Paso, TX

#13 Feb 18, 2014
The Real SJM wrote:
"I've never heard of this particular congressman and the whole thing sounds contrived to me, "--JWRussell USRN, Post #2, above.
It is the beloved, liberal, left-wing, news source, NBC, that published the story--or did you not read it, JWRussell, USRN? I guess Detroit Mavis was not around to read and interpret the NBC story to you. BTW, has your wife caught on to Mavis yet?
Here's the source again. Try again. Maybe the cobwebs in your head have cleared up by now.
Hey, big boy, my husband likes to bone girly men in the bonghole too - why don't you come over for a game of chango and let's see what develops?
JWRussell USNR

El Paso, TX

#14 Feb 18, 2014
The Real SJM wrote:
I suppose you, JWRussell, USRN, also think that the Associated Press is a "contrived" source. NBC borrowed the source from the AP, you will note on the dateline at the bottom, if you read the entre article. Both sources, with their biased and untrue reporting, were heavy factors in getting your hero, Obama (whose hero is Vladimir Putin) elected to office.
You would do well to stop posting here if you want to stop showing your stupidity, like Petro does all he time You probably realized that fact, once, but like Congressman Reynolds at his trial, you lied by saying you were leaving this forum. But you are not intelligent enough, nor do you have long enough a memory, to realize what a fool you are. You do not have the mental faculties to compete with intelligence.
Like most dummocrats, you are your own worst enemy and the exposer of your own lies and corrupt way of thinking.
Well said. I like the way you write. Does your tongue work just as well? If so, I have a job for you this weekend.
Detroit Mavis

United States

#15 Feb 18, 2014
African blacks are to American blacks as Mexicans are to pochos: they understand them through empathy. So don’t go back to your homeland roots, pochos and blacks. You are more likely to face real justice there than you are in America where we promote criminals to political office.

“Former U.S. Rep. Melvin Jay Reynolds has been arrested in Zimbabwe, said a Zimbabwean immigration official.

“Reynolds, an Illinois Democrat, resigned from his congressional seat in 1995 after he was convicted of 12 counts of statutory rape, obstruction of justice and solicitation of child pornography”

http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news ...

Blacks in this country (Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, etc.,) are screaming for reparations for slavery and ignorant liberals who are oblivious to the fact that there are more slaves in Africa governments today than there ever was in America, applaud them. Contrast that fact with a remark by fugitive from American justice, Eldridge Cleaver, who said,“I’d rather spend the rest of my life in an American jail than in Africa as a free man,” just before he came back to the U.S.to face the criminal charges against him.

Considering the nature of charges against the former Democrat Congressman (child pornography, rape of minor females and obstruction of justice), Reynolds should be a hero to Petro, JWRussell and DC Dave. So now it’s time for the glorious trolls on this Internet: JWRussell USNR, Petro the Great, DC Dave and a few others to jump in with their apologies for another crooked Democrat—as if the dozens they have in El Paso were not enough.

“You cant’ go home again.”
--A novel by Thomas Wolfe
Jose

United States

#16 Feb 18, 2014
I want to thank all you trolls for keeping this thread at the top of the forum reading list. The intelligent people read only post No. 1 and recognize the truth in this statement. Once the truth is spoken, to the cholos and other such races, it's "Con Safo," if you get my drift. Your graffiti does not count.



"African blacks are to American blacks as Mexicans are to pochos: they understand them through empathy. So don’t go back to your homeland roots, pochos and blacks. You are more likely to face real justice there than you are in America where we promote criminals to political office."

So we see why Petro stays the hell out of Messico and Russell and Obama stay the hell out of Kenya.
The Real SJM

El Paso, TX

#17 Feb 18, 2014
Petro wrote:
<quoted text>
You sound maricon. Have you always been that way?
For the answer to your question, please consult your daughters fundillo.
SJM

El Paso, TX

#18 Feb 18, 2014
Jose wrote:
I want to thank all you trolls for keeping this thread at the top of the forum reading list. The intelligent people read only post No. 1 and recognize the truth in this statement. Once the truth is spoken, to the cholos and other such races, it's "Con Safo," if you get my drift. Your graffiti does not count.
"African blacks are to American blacks as Mexicans are to pochos: they understand them through empathy. So don’t go back to your homeland roots, pochos and blacks. You are more likely to face real justice there than you are in America where we promote criminals to political office."
So we see why Petro stays the hell out of Messico and Russell and Obama stay the hell out of Kenya.
Thanks, Mayhew. You the man.
EL_OJ

El Paso, TX

#19 Feb 18, 2014
SJM wrote:
I've never heard of this particular congressman and the whole thing sounds contrived to me, so let me share a true story that recently happened to me:
I went out fordressed in my tightest slacks to show off my muscular ass and wore a shirt which highlighted my pecs. I went in and sat down at the bar and the place was already jumping.
I eyed a couple of real hotties giving me the once over but bhen I looked in the other direction and saw the most drop dead gorgeous woman I had ever seen. She was a raven haired beauty with perfect hair and sparkling eyes. Even though she was sitting down, I was sure she had a great ass by the way she crossed her legs. But there was a man sitting with her and she had a ring on her finger.
I downed my drink and decided to make my way over to their table.“Faint heart never won fair lady,” I thought to myself,“and I’m ready to go balls out in order to screw that sweet piece of ass.” As I sat down, I introduced myself. I was laying all my best one-liners on her and cozying up next to her, but she didn’t let on at all that she wanted me to hump her. When her husband left to go drain his lizard, that’s when I made my move.“Why don’t you get us some more cocktails while you’re up there big boy,” I said,“and I’ll keep your wonderful wife company while you’re gone.” He seemed more annoyed that excited which puzzled me thoroughly. But his wife started to warm up as soon as her husband left. She was all over me under the table, feeling my slacks and asking what kind of material it was and asking me what kind of workout I did to get so muscular. Finally, I decided to cut to the chase and just ask her if she wanted to ball me while her husband watched us and rubbed one out as he did.“I’ve never thought of doing something so kinky,” she said,“but that’s a wild idea. I think we should go for it, even if my husband isn’t too crazy about it.”
When the husband returned, he whispered something in his wife’s ear and she looked him in the eye and said,“Oh, we’re leaving all right. But it won’t be just the two of us. We’re bringing our new friend home because he has such a muscular ass and he definitely looks like he knows how to please a woman.”
When we got back to their house, she went right to work on me. She stripped me bare, then proceeded to lick me clean. While she was working her magic all over my nether regions, her husband sat in the corner with kind of a disgusted look on his face. I soon felt my wad beginning to build deep in my balls and I knew it was only a matter of seconds before I was going to blow. I moved up and said,“Turn over, baby! I’m going to blow my nut juice all over the place so let’s get it on.” I slid my massive dong all the way to the hilt inside her dripping snatch and began pumping away for all I was worth. She immediately started quivering and having multiple orgasms as she creamed all over my meaty boner.
Soon I felt a little probing around my bung and it felt good. I assumed she was working her fingers in my backdoor. But when I felt something start to enter my butt, I thought she was going a little too far. All of a sudden, I felt a huge weight on top of me and it was her husband! He had taken it upon himself to butt jam me while I boned his wife! It only took a matter of seconds before his entire shaft was balls deep inside me and he began pumping furiously. I was really taken aback by this because I had never done anything gay before, but it suddenly dawned on me how good it felt. I was pumping his wife’s furburger like crazy but his boner in my butt was putting me over the edge. I understood at that very moment why some people go both ways.
I believe your story more,the other one about Nappy heads sounds made up by a racist tea bagger that doesn't like No Drama Obama because he's black.
Observer

El Paso, TX

#20 Feb 18, 2014
Jose wrote:
I want to thank all you trolls for keeping this thread at the top of the forum reading list. The intelligent people read only post No. 1 and recognize the truth in this statement. Once the truth is spoken, to the cholos and other such races, it's "Con Safo," if you get my drift. Your graffiti does not count.
"African blacks are to American blacks as Mexicans are to pochos: they understand them through empathy. So don’t go back to your homeland roots, pochos and blacks. You are more likely to face real justice there than you are in America where we promote criminals to political office."
So we see why Petro stays the hell out of Messico and Russell and Obama stay the hell out of Kenya.
You're more racist than me, which I thought was quite impossible. I'd like to buy you a drink and let some of your bigotry rub off on me because I am meeting some Jews later this week and I want the sharpest barbs possible to insult them with.

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