Beware of La Choza Restaurant
Taco Tote

Elk Grove, CA

#44 Dec 14, 2009
La Choza tiene carne de perro
critic

El Paso, TX

#45 Jan 12, 2010
I disagree poeple mostly that go at 2 am mostly go drunk.. how can you tell if its good food?... I am a costumer at la choza and i love it. I have never teasted such good menudo and the tamales are increadible. We needed a resturant like that ITS GREAT!
TACO TOTE

Cobb, CA

#46 Feb 14, 2010
CRITIC, you just said it. You go eat there when you're drunk so don't criticize. You could swallow a mojon and say it tasted great if you eat it when drunk. La Choza sabe a caca y tiene comida de perro. Also, the only restaurant that charges a 20% forced gratuity fee. Choza babosos
la choza customer

United States

#47 Aug 26, 2010
aprendan a criticar, en primer lugar ahi no se vende comida de perro, segundo no te cobran el 20 sino el 15% de 6 personas o mas y si vas borracho todo te va a saber mal asi que mejor no critiquen por crticar la choza es un restaurant limpio y sabroso por eso tiene buenos clientes que saben apreciar lo bueno
ENGLISH

El Paso, TX

#48 Aug 26, 2010
la choza customer wrote:
aprendan a criticar, en primer lugar ahi no se vende comida de perro, segundo no te cobran el 20 sino el 15% de 6 personas o mas y si vas borracho todo te va a saber mal asi que mejor no critiquen por crticar la choza es un restaurant limpio y sabroso por eso tiene buenos clientes que saben aprecot iar lo bueno
SPEAK ENGLISH! This is the US not Juarez you MORON!! No wonder you like the food! Just a dumb stupid Juareno!!
usa citizen

Katy, TX

#49 Aug 27, 2010
la choza customer wrote:
aprendan a criticar, en primer lugar ahi no se vende comida de perro, segundo no te cobran el 20 sino el 15% de 6 personas o mas y si vas borracho todo te va a saber mal asi que mejor no critiquen por crticar la choza es un restaurant limpio y sabroso por eso tiene buenos clientes que saben apreciar lo bueno
la choza sabe muy veyo ...yo fui alli y la arroz kemada y el caldo sin sabor... asta la waitress me dijo k ella ni comia alli k nomas trabaja por nesesidad.. so as i said the food is nasty.. i aways go to CARNITAS QUERRETARO ON ZARAGOSA ...ITS THE BEST AND THE SERVERS ARE VERY POLITE..ill never go to la choza again nasty nasty
_Arrrrrrr

Hopland, CA

#50 Aug 27, 2010
usa citizen wrote:
<quoted text>la choza sabe muy veyo ...yo fui alli y la arroz kemada y el caldo sin sabor... asta la waitress me dijo k ella ni comia alli k nomas trabaja por nesesidad.. so as i said the food is nasty.. i aways go to CARNITAS QUERRETARO ON ZARAGOSA ...ITS THE BEST AND THE SERVERS ARE VERY POLITE..ill never go to la choza again nasty nasty
This guy would never get a job in El Paso, his spanish is just as bad as the name of the restaurant.

These people from mexico open up restaurants in El Paso, like Mc Donalds franchise all over the world, and the names they give their restaurants, like, LA CUCARACHA, Menudo Del Pelon, La Choza,
Tacos del Meon, Perros Caliente.
Rick

El Paso, TX

#51 Aug 29, 2010
y tan siquiera las meseras estan buenas? o no?
El Malcreado

United States

#52 Sep 17, 2010
Como de hace un ano para aca a visto una cajera que trata a la gente muy mal. La Choza es para mi y mis amistades uno de los restaurantes Mexicanos mas sabrosos de la region, pero ella nos quita las ganas de regresar. Segun oi se llama Mari on Maria. Van como tres veces que ni las gracias nos da y nos a acusado de no pagar aunque somos clientes frecuentes.
Tania

United States

#53 Sep 17, 2010
Tiene razon "El Malcreado". Yo tambien e ido y me parece que fue la misma persona que nos trato muy mal. Era una senora guera gordita. Se nos arrimo a la mesa para ver que comiamos en vez de revisar si todo estaba bien. La comida y el sevicio fabuloso como siempre pero con ella echandonos un ojo cada minuto. Si recomiendo La Choza, pero tambien recomiendo que le den avion!
Tania

United States

#54 Sep 17, 2010
ENGLISH wrote:
<quoted text>
SPEAK ENGLISH! This is the US not Juarez you MORON!! No wonder you like the food! Just a dumb stupid Juareno!!
Another person playing the "English card"? Go figure. We're talking about an Mexican Restaurant. I believe Spanish applies. And for your information, the US doesn't have an official language. But it would take an educated person to know that. One more fact.... Spanish has been spoken in this region for many years before English. A Spanish-speaking person isn't necessarily a "Juareno", it's person of rich culture and heart.
Born In East LA

El Paso, TX

#55 Sep 17, 2010
Tania wrote:
<quoted text>
A Spanish-speaking person isn't necessarily a "Juareno", it's person of rich culture and heart.
Yeah a rich culture of 600 missing or dead women, murdered women and children, slavery of the poor by the wealthy, horrible public medicine, schools, police and military. What an idiot!
Pissed

Denver, CO

#56 Nov 24, 2012
I went last night a small menudo a large menudo a coke and A tea was 26,75 wtf i thought its ridiculous. So i paid $!2 a large menudoi guess,$8 small menudo. BOUT 2,50 COKE 2,50 TEA i could of ate that for the twelve. Plus i left tip so over $31 two menudos Stupid ripoffs
restauranteur

El Paso, TX

#57 Nov 24, 2012
ALL of the restaurants here in EP make most of their profits on the drinks. Their technique is to blitz you right away with what kind of drinks you'll have. The drinks are overpriced. they will try to keep you from ordering water, if you do, just notice their reaction if you order water. they'll get pissed! i mean, come on! 2.50 a coke!?! about 175% profit from buying the 6-pack at walmart.
who cares

United States

#58 Nov 24, 2012
Pissed wrote:
I went last night a small menudo a large menudo a coke and A tea was 26,75 wtf i thought its ridiculous. So i paid $!2 a large menudoi guess,$8 small menudo. BOUT 2,50 COKE 2,50 TEA i could of ate that for the twelve. Plus i left tip so over $31 two menudos Stupid ripoffs
Please learn English you imbecile. Maybe you think about getting a better paying job.
Sez

United States

#59 Nov 25, 2012
La Choza reminds me of a front for laundering drug money. "Pantallas" do not really want any business except from their members and co-conspirators.
AREU5REAL

El Paso, TX

#61 Nov 26, 2012
When I ate there, I loved their food although it was quite salty. But it really loused up my insides because as soon as I came home, I had to run like a bat out of hell straight the crapper. After sitting on the bowl for 20 minutes, my wife called out to see if I was OK. Apparently I misunderstood because when I emerged from the bathroom, she was sprawled out on the bed read for me to mount her. The trouble was that a plume of noxious gas followed me out of the bathroom, enveloping my wife on the bed and ruining the mood. So not only did I have a terrible case of the runs, I also didn't get any sweet action thanks to this crappy (no pun intended) eatery.
Mexilicious

El Paso, TX

#62 Dec 1, 2012
I just want to write that DELICIOUS MEXICAN EATERY is so far the best place I have been in El Paso! They serve quality food...in a fast food style..at decent prices! We also pick up tamales & tortillas conviently there. I love their tacos they put potatoes in it! What I consider and old school way to make tacos & it's delicious! Not too much odd seasoning like other places I've been to. The staff is also very nice & prompt for as busy as this place gets. I have a sensitive stomach & bad food has a very quick negative effect on me & I will say I have never been sick or felt ill from eating here. Enjoy!:)
AREU5REAL

El Paso, TX

#63 Dec 1, 2012
Mexilicious wrote:
I just want to write that DELICIOUS MEXICAN EATERY is so far the best place I have been in El Paso! They serve quality food...in a fast food style..at decent prices! We also pick up tamales & tortillas conviently there. I love their tacos they put potatoes in it! What I consider and old school way to make tacos & it's delicious! Not too much odd seasoning like other places I've been to. The staff is also very nice & prompt for as busy as this place gets. I have a sensitive stomach & bad food has a very quick negative effect on me & I will say I have never been sick or felt ill from eating here. Enjoy!:)
Thanks for the tip. As I posted earlier, I tend to have stomach problems when I eat bad or spicy food too. I went to Chipolte's for lunch today and ended up in the can for quite awhile afterward. I may try this place tonight because I also appreciate good service.
Mexilicious

El Paso, TX

#64 Dec 1, 2012
AREU5REAL wrote:
<quoted text>
Thanks for the tip. As I posted earlier, I tend to have stomach problems when I eat bad or spicy food too. I went to Chipolte's for lunch today and ended up in the can for quite awhile afterward. I may try this place tonight because I also appreciate good service.
You have stomach problems because of all the sperm that you swallow. Quit swallowing you old tranny.

Tell me when this thread is updated:

Subscribe Now Add to my Tracker

Add your comments below

Characters left: 4000

Please note by submitting this form you acknowledge that you have read the Terms of Service and the comment you are posting is in compliance with such terms. Be polite. Inappropriate posts may be removed by the moderator. Send us your feedback.

El Paso Discussions

Title Updated Last By Comments
El Paso Fart Fiesta Wed Good farts 21
New to El Paso Need FARTS Wed Good farts 25
To Catch a Thief Wed Fart Box 2
Jud Burgess, Is A Vocal Idiot. Wed Jud 6
Caca and farts Tue Fart Testing 15
Happy Farterans Day Dec 11 Good Fartsmanship 8
Not in our House Go Cowboys Dec 11 Good Fartsmanship 22

El Paso Jobs

More from around the web

Personal Finance

El Paso Mortgages