El Pasoan buys 2-seat car in drive to save on gas

[The End]

PS: Krystal is more representative of what most women think. I had a bunch of nice cars in the past becasuse I enjoyed performance driving, not to impress girls. I really think that the giant Bummer er Hummer drivers have a real problem. The Bummer does hold three records.
1. longest stopping distance
2. Slowest speed at which it can safely corner.
3. Lowest gas mileage
I once went on a date with a lady that showed me her Hummer in the garage expecting me to be impressed. I asked why in the world she bought that thing and never went out with her again.

[Bikerknight]

Here again we see the difference between the MPG advertised by the manufacturer (and parrotted by the ever-fawning media types) and what the guy really got on the highway trip from Chandler, which was 39.1 MPG.
$17,500 for a two seater? Thanks, but no thanks; I can get a damn fine motorcycle for that kind of coin and ride off with my self-respect intact.

[Shyminer]

in that case I have a buddy of mine who will pick you up tonight in his beater... ofcourse you'll be dining at chico's!:P oh and heads up he is cocky but confident...

[Shyminer]

Perhaps, it's all about what your packing... but don't you just hate it when you open a big present on christmas and just find out it's a bunch of socks and briefs?

[Shyminer]

heck a corolla will get the job done and they look sporty...

[Shyminer]

Hello! Is anybody out there listening to my stupid comments? Anybody? HELLO......It's me catch me if you can.

[NorPoOr]

The Smart fortwo is the smart way to go, in my opinion. I still have the well-cared for '91 Geo Metro, bought new, and still getting excellent mileage. Fills up every two weeks. Change the oil every 3,000 miles and cars run forever.

[NorPoOr]

El Paul wrote:

Can't imagine the first loser in EP who will turn one of those into a stretch limousine and rent it out to 16 yr. olds for prom night.

Never thought of that. Hmmm. How many horses does it put out? Stretch limousine...hmmm...thrifty Northwesterners might give it shot.

[Shyminer]

hmmm...

[Andy]

Smart cars are the shiz-nit!!! Saw them all the time in Germany.

[ELQLO]

Shyminer wrote:

Hello! Is anybody out there listening to my stupid comments? Anybody? HELLO......It's me catch me if you can.

You must be GAY and in love with your unsecured self!!!! Why Dont You STFU!!!!!!

[Sum Ting Wong]

Confucius said:
What the superior man seeks is in himself; what the small man seeks is in others.

[no name]

what a cute car I want one

[no name]

I'm going to buy one for my son for college

[Wake Up El Paso]

no name wrote:

I'm going to buy one for my son for college

I was going to get one for my five year old, but she's already outgrown it!

[They Shotted Scrappy]

Andy wrote:

Smart cars are the shiz-nit!!! Saw them all the time in Germany.

I saw these too in Germany in 2001. The are good enough for the Autobahn. I wouldn't have one though.

[Gunslinger915]

ELQLO wrote:

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You must be GAY and in love with your unsecured self!!!! Why Dont You STFU!!!!!!

As gay as you!!! toJo boy!!!!

[EPT]

Shyminer wrote:

Hello! Is anybody out there listening to my stupid comments? Anybody? HELLO......It's me catch me if you can.

Were you waiting on him to respond to you all weekend long? Man, I use to have respect for you but with that said, you're about as stupid as stupid can be.

[EPT]

I wonder if that little car will fit up my @ss?