Best puppet of 2012 Nominations...

Best puppet of 2012 Nominations...

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Puppetmaster

United States

#1 Dec 27, 2012
I am accepting nominations for the best puppet of the year. I have had a few and would like nominations...

Please tell why this puppet should be nominated.

Thank you,
Puppetmaster

United States

#2 Dec 27, 2012
I am partial to the great pendejo. All I have to do is post a comment about pendejos and he jumps at my calling. Then again the lawnmower puppet is up there too. He gets so shaken up he forgets to change his proxy location. Gayor is up there too. He can't match the Chinaman POS great intelligence and the will focus on me. After all, he knows I enjoy the attention. Could it be they are the same person? Unlikely, they are all dumb in their unique guay. I estimate there are at least three puppets. I pull their strings.
Juan Garcia DeBaca PHD

United States

#3 Dec 27, 2012
Your wife would say your sock
Mr_D_ElPaso

El Paso, TX

#4 Dec 27, 2012
I nominate his caca hand that she uses to fist her culo!
Juan Garcia DeBaca PHD

United States

#5 Dec 27, 2012
Everybody attacks you cause nobody likes petophiles ,like in prison
Troscano

El Paso, TX

#6 Dec 27, 2012
Juan Garcia DeBaca PHD wrote:
Everybody attacks you cause nobody likes petophiles ,like in prison
Callate tu panocha vieja jedionda!
George Jones

El Paso, TX

#7 Dec 27, 2012
Troscano wrote:
<quoted text>Callate tu panocha vieja jedionda!
Go back to Mexico
Puppetmaster

United States

#8 Dec 27, 2012
There must be more nominations.
Puppetmaster

United States

#9 Dec 27, 2012
Maybe some puppets have a job??? I doubt it. The eat chips by the cases and allow their dwarf mothers to mow grass with a push lawn mower. Maybe they had a harsh night with grubby truckers and are awakening at this time?
POS

El Paso, TX

#10 Dec 27, 2012
Puppetmaster wrote:
I am accepting nominations for the best puppet of the year. I have had a few and would like nominations...
Please tell why this puppet should be nominated.
Thank you,
DC, is my nominee. His strings continue to get pulled like a used tampon.
POS

El Paso, TX

#11 Dec 27, 2012
Juan Garcia DeBaca PHD wrote:
Everybody attacks you cause nobody likes petophiles ,like in prison
You would know this from your experience in jail. Never mind, you were a laywer.
24 Hour Dectective

El Paso, TX

#12 Dec 27, 2012
Juan Garcia DeBaca PHD wrote:
Everybody attacks you cause nobody likes petophiles ,like in prison
Sir, the investigation on your back ground check, shows many immoral, elicit & perverted acts on your record. That has left you incarcerated with other pedophiles.
Puppetmaster

United States

#13 Dec 27, 2012
The pendejo puppet doesn't need to try to be dumb. When will he accept that his projection of his love for men is profound?
FDC

United States

#14 Dec 27, 2012
POS wrote:
<quoted text>You would know this from your experience in jail. Never mind, you were a laywer.
Do you pull on your daughters tampon strings or is that your wife's job?
POS

El Paso, TX

#17 Dec 27, 2012
FDC wrote:

<quoted text>Do you pull on your daughters tampon strings or is that your wife's job?

At least my wife didn't commit suicide like your's did, because she couldn't stand living with a$$hole like you any longer. Go pull a string out of her rotting hole. You're crying now, big time.
FDC

United States

#18 Dec 27, 2012
POS wrote:
FDC wrote:
<quoted text>Do you pull on your daughters tampon strings or is that your wife's job?
At least my wife didn't commit suicide like your's did, because she couldn't stand living with a$$hole like you any longer. Go pull a string out of her rotting hole. You're crying now, big time.
Your mommy is the one who killed herself. LMAO.

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#19 Dec 28, 2012
Mr_D_ElPaso wrote:
I nominate his caca hand that she uses to fist her culo!
I don't think the real Mr_D would post that kind of garbage.
FDC

United States

#20 Dec 28, 2012
Mr_D_ ElPaso wrote:
<quoted text> I don't think the real Mr_D would post that kind of garbage.
Is POS still stuck up your arse or is his gay ass still back in China?
POS

El Paso, TX

#21 Dec 28, 2012
FDC wrote:
<quoted text>Is POS still stuck up your arse or is his gay ass still back in China?
Stop crying bitch, go Fu#k that corpse you have in you box.
Puppetmaster

United States

#22 Dec 28, 2012
Only a few more days until the selection is made. Which puppet will it be?

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