El Paso Democrat Candidate Assaulted

El Paso Democrat Candidate Assaulted

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SJM

El Paso, TX

#2 Feb 26, 2014
Observer wrote:
In today's edition of El Paso Times Online:
“El Paso police officials confirmed Tuesday they are looking into allegations that state representative candidate Lyda Ness-Garcia was assaulted.
The police Special Investigations Group on Monday opened an investigation into the allegations made by Ness-Garcia that she was assaulted at her home, a police spokesman said. The Special Investigations Group handles cases involving law-enforcement officers, city employees and other public servants.
Ness-Garcia, who is in a heated contest in the Democratic primary for the District 77 seat in the Texas House of Representatives, issued a news release Monday saying that she was assaulted.
"Today, two unknown assailants physically attacked me at my home and threatened my family," Ness-Garcia said in a statement. "I thank god that my family and I are safe, and I am deeply appreciative of the swift and thorough response…”
Lyda Ness-Garcia is running in the State Democrat primary against Democrat Rep. Marisa Marquez.
When the Chicago-style thuggery takes over the country, it spreads to every corner of the nation.
http://www.elpasotimes.com/news/ci_25229423/e...
Something else important happened today but you won't read about it in the Times because they focus on the trivial. I stepped outside to get the morning paper in my skivvies as I usually do and I nearly froze my butt cheeks off! I mean, it was so cold that my butt got numb. When I got back inside, I reached down to feel them with both hands but I couldn't tell if they were still attached or not. So I called out to my wife to come have a look.

"SJ," she said, "If this is your way of getting out of going butt up tonight, it's not going to work. Sven, the hung Swedish masseur is coming over to drill you after he rubs and humps me. So get it together, Mayhew."

I now am at a loss as to what to do. I'm thinking of a warm sitzbath to try and thaw out my buns, but anyway it's damned cold out there today and the wind will blow right up your backdoor if you're not careful.
Ranger Rick

El Paso, TX

#4 Feb 26, 2014
Petro wrote:
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Ness-Garcia said the Texas Rangers were investigating. A female spokesperson for the Rangers said that they are not. Does that mean the Rangers are now NOTs. Are there any gay rangers that can shed any light on this?
The Texas Rangers haven't even started spring training you ignorant mexicant beaner jotosexual.
SJM

El Paso, TX

#5 Feb 26, 2014
Petro wrote:
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Ness-Garcia said the Texas Rangers were investigating. A female spokesperson for the Rangers said that they are not. Does that mean the Rangers are now NOTs. Are there any gay rangers that can shed any light on this?
I'm not a ranger, but I'm part gay so maybe I can help. It's my buttocks that are gay, ostensibly. I don't take another man's dong in my mouth or in my hand but I do take one between the butt cheeks from time to time so I think that means I have a gay butt. I'm not an expert but I have expanded my horizons since my wife began seeing this masseur named Sven. Anyway and to wit, the Rangers play in two leagues - the NHL and MLB. In hockey, the hail from New York or the Big Apple if you will, while in baseball it's a Texas team. I know all about playing in two leagues now that I've been getting drilled in the backdoor so you can be confident that my answer is correct.
The Real Ella

El Paso, TX

#6 Feb 26, 2014
Ness-Garcia is a sick puppy. She's such a brat. Attention seeking, hysterical, incompetent, self-serving idiot. She needs to return to working CPS cases, which she didn't even do THAT correctly. As an attorney, clients complained of having paid her and not providing her service, not even showing up for court. She comes out in a commercial that she's divorced with three children (did she wake up pregnant? What's her point?) She over came cervical cancer,(meaning she had HPV, she shouldn't have opened her legs to so many men), She's not well, she probably kisses Veronica Escobar's azz (which would be a mouthful) and is a game player. If I had been her spouse, I would have divorced her too. I wouldn't doubt if she's making the whole assault thing up. She's not giving enough details, and the EPPD ran to her house? Why? Because she's a candidate? I wonder how fast the EPPD runs to the ordinary folks homes when they're assaulted for real. This woman is desperate, she's reaching, she wants the votes so bad even if it comes from pity. Well, one thing is for sure, she IS PITIFUL.. Yuk. All she's doing is making her opponent look more stable! What an idiot.

VOTE FOR ANYONE ELSE BUT VERONICA ESCOBAR.
Ranger Rick

El Paso, TX

#7 Feb 26, 2014
SJM wrote:
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I'm not a ranger, but I'm part gay so maybe I can help. It's my buttocks that are gay, ostensibly. I don't take another man's dong in my mouth or in my hand but I do take one between the butt cheeks from time to time so I think that means I have a gay butt. I'm not an expert but I have expanded my horizons since my wife began seeing this masseur named Sven. Anyway and to wit, the Rangers play in two leagues - the NHL and MLB. In hockey, the hail from New York or the Big Apple if you will, while in baseball it's a Texas team. I know all about playing in two leagues now that I've been getting drilled in the backdoor so you can be confident that my answer is correct.
Everyone ALREADY knows that you are a self professed jotosexual like ramon renteria, walter mercado and william pena you freaking bipolar maricon.
SJM

El Paso, TX

#8 Feb 26, 2014
The Real Ella wrote:
Ness-Garcia is a sick puppy. She's such a brat. Attention seeking, hysterical, incompetent, self-serving idiot. She needs to return to working CPS cases, which she didn't even do THAT correctly. As an attorney, clients complained of having paid her and not providing her service, not even showing up for court. She comes out in a commercial that she's divorced with three children (did she wake up pregnant? What's her point?) She over came cervical cancer,(meaning she had HPV, she shouldn't have opened her legs to so many men), She's not well, she probably kisses Veronica Escobar's azz (which would be a mouthful) and is a game player. If I had been her spouse, I would have divorced her too. I wouldn't doubt if she's making the whole assault thing up. She's not giving enough details, and the EPPD ran to her house? Why? Because she's a candidate? I wonder how fast the EPPD runs to the ordinary folks homes when they're assaulted for real. This woman is desperate, she's reaching, she wants the votes so bad even if it comes from pity. Well, one thing is for sure, she IS PITIFUL.. Yuk. All she's doing is making her opponent look more stable! What an idiot.
VOTE FOR ANYONE ELSE BUT VERONICA ESCOBAR.
Does your panocha still smell like day old manchaca?
The Real Ella

El Paso, TX

#9 Feb 26, 2014
SJM wrote:
<quoted text>Does your panocha still smell like day old manchaca?
You have me mistaken for your mother.
SJM

El Paso, TX

#10 Feb 26, 2014
Ranger Rick wrote:
<quoted text>Everyone ALREADY knows that you are a self professed jotosexual like ramon renteria, walter mercado and william pena you freaking bipolar maricon.
How dare you talk to me that way! I am SJM, the best poster on this forum and maybe even on the whole Internet! Address me as Mr. M or Mayhew from now on.
Mr Mayhew

El Paso, TX

#11 Feb 26, 2014
SJM wrote:
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How dare you talk to me that way! I am SJM, the best poster on this forum and maybe even on the whole Internet! Address me as Mr. M or Mayhew from now on.
Did your wife like the pearl necklasce that i gave her last night?
proud cancer avoider

El Paso, TX

#12 Feb 26, 2014
The Real Ella wrote:
Ness-Garcia is a sick puppy. She's such a brat. Attention seeking, hysterical, incompetent, self-serving idiot. She needs to return to working CPS cases, which she didn't even do THAT correctly. As an attorney, clients complained of having paid her and not providing her service, not even showing up for court. She comes out in a commercial that she's divorced with three children (did she wake up pregnant? What's her point?) She over came cervical cancer,(meaning she had HPV, she shouldn't have opened her legs to so many men), She's not well, she probably kisses Veronica Escobar's azz (which would be a mouthful) and is a game player. If I had been her spouse, I would have divorced her too. I wouldn't doubt if she's making the whole assault thing up. She's not giving enough details, and the EPPD ran to her house? Why? Because she's a candidate? I wonder how fast the EPPD runs to the ordinary folks homes when they're assaulted for real. This woman is desperate, she's reaching, she wants the votes so bad even if it comes from pity. Well, one thing is for sure, she IS PITIFUL.. Yuk. All she's doing is making her opponent look more stable! What an idiot.
VOTE FOR ANYONE ELSE BUT VERONICA ESCOBAR.
Thank you! Finally somebody dares to state what everyone in El Paso thinks about this ridiculous woman. EP's had it with high drama, high maintenance political candidates. Everybody reading or hearing about this story will have the same reaction I did, which was, smirk and roll my eyes in a skeptical and dismissive manner. Stunts like these always backfire.

Speaking of, whatever happened to our other resident drama queen; Teresa Caballero? She's been keeping a real low profile lately. It's like the ground just opened up and swallowed her whole.
The Real Ella

El Paso, TX

#13 Feb 26, 2014
proud cancer avoider wrote:
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Thank you! Finally somebody dares to state what everyone in El Paso thinks about this ridiculous woman. EP's had it with high drama, high maintenance political candidates. Everybody reading or hearing about this story will have the same reaction I did, which was, smirk and roll my eyes in a skeptical and dismissive manner. Stunts like these always backfire.
Speaking of, whatever happened to our other resident drama queen; Teresa Caballero? She's been keeping a real low profile lately. It's like the ground just opened up and swallowed her whole.
Your welcome! I've been following the political arena (or should I say circus?) in El Paso the past couple of years and yearn for the days when I didn't waste a minute of my sanity on it.
Some individuals like Ness-Garcia and Rosa Cervantes keep trying and trying to get elected like they can't get the message from the voters : Not wanted. Don't know about Teresa, she likes to act like she's productive in some way when she only blows out hot air. Maybe she turned herself in to a rehab hospital to take care of her eating disorder.

Sad county we have. Seriously folks, Escobar is really bad news, She goes through the motions, but doesn't give a damn. She shows up at the lower valley libraries to act like she connects with "the small folk", who won't be sophisticated enough to answer the real hard questions like tax hikes, drinking parties with Emergence Healthcare, etc. For a fact she has allowed our Mental Health Authority (Emergence Healthcare Network) to have a medical director psychiatrist (Rodriguez-Chevres) who in his spare time participates with his children filming movies in which his own adult children have sex with one another.(The Sentimental Engine Slayer, a self-made film rejected by Marfa Film and NYC who will consider ANYTHING)). He and his family are so desperate to be super stars they will not stop at anything. Fine, but do these type of people belong in treating our most vulnerable in the community? But, Escobar parties with him and the staff. She like to play on the ignorance of people because she believes that if she rolls her hair up in a pony tail, takes off her make-up and walks in muddy land in Socorro the people there will think "Que linda!" and go cast their vote for her. But if you're a violated citizen by county employees she rubs elbows with , she and our Congressman O'Rourke will throw you under the carpet, SHE DOESN'T GIVE A CARE ABOUT THE PEOPLE. And neither does O'Rourke, sadly.

At least with Apodaca its a fresh start, someone who doesn't spend her Christmases with the O'Rourke dynasty and former crooks.

VOTE FOR ANYONE ELSE BUT VERONICA ESCOBAR!!!!!!!!!!
jorger artapendejo

El Paso, TX

#14 Feb 26, 2014
The Real Ella wrote:
<quoted text>
Your welcome! I've been following the political arena (or should I say circus?) in El Paso the past couple of years and yearn for the days when I didn't waste a minute of my sanity on it.
Some individuals like Ness-Garcia and Rosa Cervantes keep trying and trying to get elected like they can't get the message from the voters : Not wanted. Don't know about Teresa, she likes to act like she's productive in some way when she only blows out hot air. Maybe she turned herself in to a rehab hospital to take care of her eating disorder.
Sad county we have. Seriously folks, Escobar is really bad news, She goes through the motions, but doesn't give a damn. She shows up at the lower valley libraries to act like she connects with "the small folk", who won't be sophisticated enough to answer the real hard questions like tax hikes, drinking parties with Emergence Healthcare, etc. For a fact she has allowed our Mental Health Authority (Emergence Healthcare Network) to have a medical director psychiatrist (Rodriguez-Chevres) who in his spare time participates with his children filming movies in which his own adult children have sex with one another.(The Sentimental Engine Slayer, a self-made film rejected by Marfa Film and NYC who will consider ANYTHING)). He and his family are so desperate to be super stars they will not stop at anything. Fine, but do these type of people belong in treating our most vulnerable in the community? But, Escobar parties with him and the staff. She like to play on the ignorance of people because she believes that if she rolls her hair up in a pony tail, takes off her make-up and walks in muddy land in Socorro the people there will think "Que linda!" and go cast their vote for her. But if you're a violated citizen by county employees she rubs elbows with , she and our Congressman O'Rourke will throw you under the carpet, SHE DOESN'T GIVE A CARE ABOUT THE PEOPLE. And neither does O'Rourke, sadly.
At least with Apodaca its a fresh start, someone who doesn't spend her Christmases with the O'Rourke dynasty and former crooks.
VOTE FOR ANYONE ELSE BUT VERONICA ESCOBAR!!!!!!!!!!
stfu you marycon
OP Revisited

El Paso, TX

#15 Feb 27, 2014
Ranger Rick wrote:
<quoted text>Everyone ALREADY knows that you are a self professed jotosexual like ramon renteria, walter mercado and william pena you freaking bipolar maricon.
You left out your Dad, Hector Montes and _49er_Arrrrrr!

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