Hookers in El Paso
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Glasgow, KY

#1 Aug 19, 2012
Where is the best place to find hookers in the area without crossing the border.
James Russell USNR

El Paso, TX

#2 Aug 19, 2012
Try downtown near the airport. If you find the giant hose statue with balls the size of church bells, you're getting close. I've had more hot women over in that area than I can count.

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Forney, TX

#3 Aug 19, 2012
I saw you going up 62-180 in your Glasgow truck. If you are at the Petro truck stop, just sit in your cab and Petro should be by as soon as he takes care of his other customers.
ignore it

United States

#4 Sep 25, 2012
where can i call for hookers to come over?
Nobody Gives a RS

AOL

#5 Sep 25, 2012
ignore it wrote:
where can i call for hookers to come over?
City Hall, there are a bunch of hookers in there that will do anything for money.
say what

El Paso, TX

#6 Sep 25, 2012
Nobody Gives a RS wrote:
<quoted text> City Hall, there are a bunch of hookers in there that will do anything for money.
Like your daughter who has earned the nickname rodillas!
James Russell USNR

El Paso, TX

#7 Sep 25, 2012
I recently visited a prostitute for the first time. I had been faithful to my wife for 72 years, including three tours on a destroyer. I finally decided I needed to see what I was missing because my son-in-law showed me his secret stash of pornos recently and I was amazed at what these women can do. So I put on my best duds, doused myself in cologne and went looking for some sweet action. I found a gorgeous black woman who was dressed to the nines and I gave her the $400 she asked for. We went into an alley near the Club 101 and she proceeded to work me over but good. She took me in her mouth and expertly worked her tongue up and down my member. In fact, she was so good that I began to wonder how she was so knowledgeable about the male anatomy. She did all the things that drive me wild with lust until I exploded all over the GD street. She told me that if I wanted some more, she would be happy to work my backdoor with her "little friend" but I'd had enough by then and didn't want to involve another woman because that would be kinky. So I'd encourage anyone who wants a new experience to see her out because she's the best. If you want to know which one she is, she is a muscular black woman, about 6'4" and has a husky voice from years of smoking.
shellback

El Paso, TX

#8 Sep 25, 2012
James Russell USNR wrote:
I recently visited a prostitute for the first time. I had been faithful to my wife for 72 years, including three tours on a destroyer. I finally decided I needed to see what I was missing because my son-in-law showed me his secret stash of pornos recently and I was amazed at what these women can do. So I put on my best duds, doused myself in cologne and went looking for some sweet action. I found a gorgeous black woman who was dressed to the nines and I gave her the $400 she asked for. We went into an alley near the Club 101 and she proceeded to work me over but good. She took me in her mouth and expertly worked her tongue up and down my member. In fact, she was so good that I began to wonder how she was so knowledgeable about the male anatomy. She did all the things that drive me wild with lust until I exploded all over the GD street. She told me that if I wanted some more, she would be happy to work my backdoor with her "little friend" but I'd had enough by then and didn't want to involve another woman because that would be kinky. So I'd encourage anyone who wants a new experience to see her out because she's the best. If you want to know which one she is, she is a muscular black woman, about 6'4" and has a husky voice from years of smoking.
Some old salt squid must have really nailed you in the buttocks ya moron!
Nobody Gives a RS

AOL

#9 Sep 25, 2012
say what wrote:
<quoted text> Like your daughter who has earned the nickname rodillas!
Nah, I heard your mom was working that under the desk, slopping up.
say what

El Paso, TX

#10 Sep 25, 2012
Nobody Gives a RS wrote:
<quoted text>Nah, I heard your mom was working that under the desk, slopping up.
Oh please, blah blah, in five years your daughter will have to have her labias reduced because of their droppy flabby texture.
Nobody Gives a RS

Germany

#11 Sep 25, 2012
say what wrote:
<quoted text> Oh please, blah blah, in five years your daughter will have to have her labias reduced because of their droppy flabby texture.
This sounds more from experience, from close relatives that inhabit the downtown streets. Family get together's under bridges, counting the change collected from panhandling. Keep up the good work.
Uncle Remus

El Paso, TX

#12 Sep 25, 2012
Nobody Gives a RS wrote:
<quoted text>This sounds more from experience, from close relatives that inhabit the downtown streets. Family get together's under bridges, counting the change collected from panhandling. Keep up the good work.
You best better give a rats ass because witout prostitution by your own mother you would have never been born to this world.
You have to give credit to prostitution because during hard times it was the only way that your mother could make any money including spare change.
Now your mother got knocked up and she gave birth to you and look how good you are doing, you are on vacation over seas.
Nobody Gives a RS

El Paso, TX

#13 Sep 25, 2012
Uncle Remus wrote:
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You best better give a rats ass because witout prostitution by your own mother you would have never been born to this world.
You have to give credit to prostitution because during hard times it was the only way that your mother could make any money including spare change.
Now your mother got knocked up and she gave birth to you and look how good you are doing, you are on vacation over seas.
You've been bending over too much for that mexican chorizo up your culo.
wow!

El Paso, TX

#14 Sep 25, 2012
Try El Paso Community College and UTEP.
Cheap Putttas

El Paso, TX

#16 Sep 25, 2012
So where is the thread
How Shocking

United States

#17 Sep 25, 2012
shellback wrote:
<quoted text> Some old salt squid must have really nailed you in the buttocks ya moron!
JR USNR needs a vacation away from this fourm. He just keeps sinking lower every day since he became a Democrat and Silvestre Reyes supporter.
Nobody Gives a RS

AOL

#18 Sep 26, 2012
Uncle Remus wrote:
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You best better give a rats ass because witout prostitution by your own mother you would have never been born to this world.
You have to give credit to prostitution because during hard times it was the only way that your mother could make any money including spare change.
Now your mother got knocked up and she gave birth to you and look how good you are doing, you are on vacation over seas.
So, your jabber jaw rant is, that your mother is your sister? Or is your father your brother? Oh, Oh, Oh wait, that story from last week. Your father is the the one that married his daughter and had 3 retards. And one is living in El Paso, you!!! inbread pecker head. Give me your address and I will send you a banjo.
Nobody Gives a RS

AOL

#19 Sep 26, 2012
Uncle Remus wrote:
<quoted text>
You best better give a rats ass because witout prostitution by your own mother you would have never been born to this world.
You have to give credit to prostitution because during hard times it was the only way that your mother could make any money including spare change.
Now your mother got knocked up and she gave birth to you and look how good you are doing, you are on vacation over seas.
Retard. It's, Nobody Gives a Rats $Hitt rats $hit RS, moron. Hurry send me your address for the banjo. So, when your lone star runs out at the end of the month. You can make some money in front of Chitty Hall. And if we all are lucky, you will still be there when they knock it down. DMFer
Charity

El Paso, TX

#21 Sep 26, 2012
Cheap puttas don't get a thousand a night. They get charity money and spare change like the bums you give off the street
Nobody Gives a RS

AOL

#22 Sep 26, 2012
Nobody Gives a RS wrote:
<quoted text>You've been bending over too much for that mexican chorizo up your culo.
You keep forgetting my post can't come from El Paso. But I'll let you pass on that comment. Have some balls, use your own name. I didn't meen go suck on some buddys balls. But if that's what you wish, to eat his own, bon appetite.

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