New American National Anthem Vote Yes...
HooktheBrotherup

United States

#21 Dec 11, 2012
Lawnmaster wrote:
<quoted text>
Maybe a new constitution will inspire you to admit to you sexuality and stops changing monikers talking to yourself sicko?
Why don't you stick it up your culo,my vote is yes
Jimmy King

United States

#22 Dec 14, 2012
Excellent anthem, my vote yes
What

United States

#23 Dec 19, 2012
Lets get this moving, write you senators and let's try and pass it during the lame duck session

Since: Aug 10

El Paso, TX

#24 Dec 19, 2012
It's a translation of the mexican anthem. It can be the anthem of north juarez (el paso).
Compesino

El Paso, TX

#25 Dec 20, 2012
Kool Arrow wrote:
It's a translation of the mexican anthem. It can be the anthem of north juarez (el paso).
No its not , what are you some kind of sellout, pinichi coconut.
dunadd

Greensboro, NC

#26 Dec 20, 2012
Not knowing the tune I was trying to sing it to the tune of Old McDonald had a farm but it didn't work out too well. Send it to Strasbourg and maybe they'll forward it to DC and tell them this is your new National Anthem.

Since: Aug 10

El Paso, TX

#30 Dec 22, 2012
dunadd wrote:
Not knowing the tune I was trying to sing it to the tune of Old McDonald had a farm but it didn't work out too well. Send it to Strasbourg and maybe they'll forward it to DC and tell them this is your new National Anthem.
Here is the tune it goes by, although the translation doesn't match. Work on that.

Dead Volcano On Mars

El Paso, TX

#31 Dec 22, 2012
TDPasser wrote:
My vote is yes, also we need a new constitution. and eliminate the fillupbuster.
No Petro, you and your anthem need to be deported back to mejico!
olympusmons91

El Paso, TX

#32 Dec 22, 2012
not sure what all the arguing is about but it sounds pretty good from really reading it. I'll vote yes.
Juan Garcia Debaca PHD

United States

#33 Jan 7, 2013
olympusmons91 wrote:
not sure what all the arguing is about but it sounds pretty good from really reading it. I'll vote yes.
please write your cngressperson
Big Money

El Paso, TX

#35 Feb 19, 2013
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Unsung

El Paso, TX

#36 Feb 19, 2013
Wow, I expected to see a lot of you suggesting something different. Examples: La Bamba or La Cucaracha.
POS

El Paso, TX

#37 Mar 28, 2013
What wrote:
Chorus
Americans, at the cry of war,
make ready the steel and the steed,
and may the earth shake to its core
at the resounding roar of the cannon.
And may the earth shake to its core
at the resounding roar of the cannon.
First Stanza
Let gird, oh country, your brow with olive
by the divine archangel of peace,
for in heaven your eternal destiny
was written by the finger of God.
But if some enemy out-lander should dare
to profane your ground with his step,
think, oh beloved country, that heaven
has given you a soldier in every son.
Stanza V
War, war without quarter to any who dare
to tarnish the country's coat of arms!
War, war! Let the national banners
be soaked in waves of blood.
War, war! In the mountain, in the valley,
let the cannons thunder in horrid unison
and may the sonorous echoes resound
with cries of Union! Liberty!
Stanza VI
Oh country, ere your children, defenseless
bend their neck beneath the yoke,
may your fields be watered with blood,
may they leave their footprints in blood.
And may your temples, palaces and towers
collapse with horrid clamor,
and their ruins continue on, saying:
Of a thousand heroes, this country was.
Stanza X
Oh, country, country, your children swear to you
to breathe their last for your sake,
if the bugle with its warlike accent
should call them to fight with valor.
For you the olive wreathes!
A memory for them of glory!
For you a laurel of victory!
A tomb for them of honor!
I like it....
puppetmaster

El Paso, TX

#38 Apr 2, 2013
yes
Bobby McGee

El Paso, TX

#39 Sep 28, 2013
What wrote:
Chorus
Americans, at the cry of war,
make ready the steel and the steed,
and may the earth shake to its core
at the resounding roar of the cannon.
And may the earth shake to its core
at the resounding roar of the cannon.
First Stanza
Let gird, oh country, your brow with olive
by the divine archangel of peace,
for in heaven your eternal destiny
was written by the finger of God.
But if some enemy out-lander should dare
to profane your ground with his step,
think, oh beloved country, that heaven
has given you a soldier in every son.
Stanza V
War, war without quarter to any who dare
to tarnish the country's coat of arms!
War, war! Let the national banners
be soaked in waves of blood.
War, war! In the mountain, in the valley,
let the cannons thunder in horrid unison
and may the sonorous echoes resound
with cries of Union! Liberty!
Stanza VI
Oh country, ere your children, defenseless
bend their neck beneath the yoke,
may your fields be watered with blood,
may they leave their footprints in blood.
And may your temples, palaces and towers
collapse with horrid clamor,
and their ruins continue on, saying:
Of a thousand heroes, this country was.
Stanza X
Oh, country, country, your children swear to you
to breathe their last for your sake,
if the bugle with its warlike accent
should call them to fight with valor.
For you the olive wreathes!
A memory for them of glory!
For you a laurel of victory!
A tomb for them of honor!
I like it, alot better than the one we use now.
Storm Serg

El Paso, TX

#40 Sep 16, 2017
I hope they play the new version at the fight tonight.
Farters Musical

Elmhurst, NY

#41 Sep 16, 2017
Hope some fart rants get posted.
BigD

Temple, TX

#42 Sep 17, 2017
How about we simply respect the one we have now? Or here is an idea how about we change it to DIXIE?
Got a suggestion for all of you. You don't like our anthem, you don't like our history, go someplace you do like!
Church FARTS

Dallas, TX

#43 Sep 17, 2017
Farters Musical wrote:
Hope some fart rants get posted.
Did you read these farts infos? Foods to prevent FlatusThe thriving healthy mix of bacteria within the colon does not happen without the production of some gases. Most of these gases are odorless Ė hydrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide and methane. Nitrogen is also present from swallowed air, which then moves down into the colon. So, bacteria produce most of the gases that are passed as flatus. The tiny amount of the remaining gases are the sulfide ones. These are the smelly gases that are made by just a few species of bacteria specialized for this process. These rascals rely on sulfur in the water, food, beverages, and indeed, some medications we swallow to make these sulfide gases, including hydrogen sulfide.

What Is Normal?
Believe it or not, there is really a limited amount of information in the medical literature on this socially important question. Everyone will have her or his own idea of what normal is. Here is some general information that medical texts provide.

The amount of colon gas produced per day ranges from one pint to several quarts.
The number of flatus passages per day may be as low as 7 in females and up to 20 or more in males. An average is probably 10-13 flatus passages per day.
Men create more colon gas than females.
So do smokers. Donít ask why. We donít know.
Beer drinkers have smellier flatus, probably because most beer contains significant amounts of sulfur.

Plant Fiber
There are two main types of fiber, insoluble and soluble, and almost every plant will have some of each. Insoluble fiber does not dissolve in water, is not acted on by colon bacteria and so does not create colon gas. It is an important fiber, however, in that it hangs on to water within the colon, promoting a larger, bulkier stool and improved regularity. The second type of fiber is soluble, meaning it does dissolve in water and is fermented by colon bacteria. Some of these bacteria, then, create fart gas.

Most plants have both fibers to varying degrees. As examples, the fiber in wheat is mostly insoluble while those in oats and beans are mostly soluble. A special type of recently discovered soluble fibers are the prebiotic ones, especially inulin and oligofructose. These fibers have had a great deal of research done on them lately and multiple, very significant health benefits have been found to occur with them. Still, they are soluble and, as such, do produce colon gas just like all soluble fibers will if too much is taken.

The key is to get a good balance of these fibers. The recommended total fiber intake per day is 25-35 grams, depending on your sex, age and weight. At this level, multiple health benefits occur. However, if excess colon gas and flatus is the problem, then cutting back on soluble fiber should be done first..

Insoluble Fiber
As noted, this fiber, also known as roughage and bulk, does not dissolve in water but paradoxically does hang onto water in the large bowel. This creates a larger, softer and bulkier stool. It promotes regularity and seems to be associated with reduced chance of getting fart polyps and cancer, as cancer inciting agents such as carcinogens are swept through the bowel in a more rapid manner. In addition, it may promote weight loss and enhances diabetic control. These fibers are not fermented by fart bacteria and so do not produce colon gas.
Storm Serg

El Paso, TX

#44 Sep 17, 2017
Church FARTS wrote:
<quoted text>

Did you read these farts infos? Foods to prevent FlatusThe thriving healthy mix of bacteria within the colon does not happen without the production of some gases. Most of these gases are odorless Ė hydrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide and methane. Nitrogen is also present from swallowed air, which then moves down into the colon. So, bacteria produce most of the gases that are passed as flatus. The tiny amount of the remaining gases are the sulfide ones. These are the smelly gases that are made by just a few species of bacteria specialized for this process. These rascals rely on sulfur in the water, food, beverages, and indeed, some medications we swallow to make these sulfide gases, including hydrogen sulfide.

What Is Normal?
Believe it or not, there is really a limited amount of information in the medical literature on this socially important question. Everyone will have her or his own idea of what normal is. Here is some general information that medical texts provide.

The amount of colon gas produced per day ranges from one pint to several quarts.
The number of flatus passages per day may be as low as 7 in females and up to 20 or more in males. An average is probably 10-13 flatus passages per day.
Men create more colon gas than females.
So do smokers. Donít ask why. We donít know.
Beer drinkers have smellier flatus, probably because most beer contains significant amounts of sulfur.

Plant Fiber
There are two main types of fiber, insoluble and soluble, and almost every plant will have some of each. Insoluble fiber does not dissolve in water, is not acted on by colon bacteria and so does not create colon gas. It is an important fiber, however, in that it hangs on to water within the colon, promoting a larger, bulkier stool and improved regularity. The second type of fiber is soluble, meaning it does dissolve in water and is fermented by colon bacteria. Some of these bacteria, then, create fart gas.

Most plants have both fibers to varying degrees. As examples, the fiber in wheat is mostly insoluble while those in oats and beans are mostly soluble. A special type of recently discovered soluble fibers are the prebiotic ones, especially inulin and oligofructose. These fibers have had a great deal of research done on them lately and multiple, very significant health benefits have been found to occur with them. Still, they are soluble and, as such, do produce colon gas just like all soluble fibers will if too much is taken.

The key is to get a good balance of these fibers. The recommended total fiber intake per day is 25-35 grams, depending on your sex, age and weight. At this level, multiple health benefits occur. However, if excess colon gas and flatus is the problem, then cutting back on soluble fiber should be done first..

Insoluble Fiber
As noted, this fiber, also known as roughage and bulk, does not dissolve in water but paradoxically does hang onto water in the large bowel. This creates a larger, softer and bulkier stool. It promotes regularity and seems to be associated with reduced chance of getting fart polyps and cancer, as cancer inciting agents such as carcinogens are swept through the bowel in a more rapid manner. In addition, it may promote weight loss and enhances diabetic control. These fibers are not fermented by fart bacteria and so do not produce colon gas.
Are you recommending maybe some fart lyrics be added ?

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