Halloween and Turning Away Kids

Halloween and Turning Away Kids

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Jesus Christ Central Dave

United States

#1 Nov 1, 2013
Yesterday me and my buddies had hilarious time turning away tens' of dozens of kids who showed up Trick or Treating without a costume. We had posted a NO COSTUME NO CANDY sign on the front lawn warning kids not to come for candy unless they were dressed up. Lots of kids left crying but hey rules are rules. A few parents were upset but we managed to humiliated them for not providing their kiddos with costumes. And as usual, our neighborhood was inundated with cars from mexihole.
Tom Thayer

El Paso, TX

#2 Nov 1, 2013
Jesus Christ Central Dave wrote:
Yesterday me and my buddies had hilarious time turning away tens' of dozens of kids who showed up Trick or Treating without a costume. We had posted a NO COSTUME NO CANDY sign on the front lawn warning kids not to come for candy unless they were dressed up. Lots of kids left crying but hey rules are rules. A few parents were upset but we managed to humiliated them for not providing their kiddos with costumes. And as usual, our neighborhood was inundated with cars from mexihole.
After the trick or treating was over, did you get laid? I mean, did you get any tail last night?
Bob Bakian

El Paso, TX

#3 Nov 1, 2013
There was a lot of horny broads out last night. I was enjoying a drink with my friends when a woman came up and started brushing against me with her boobs. She was rubbing her melons all over my back. I felt her jugs pressing into me repeatedly. I asked her if she worked in a massage parlor and she said no and then I asked if she liked to lay out in the sun in her string bikini. She was gorgeous and we drank a toast to her.
Richard Bouchard

Rio Grande, Brazil

#4 Nov 1, 2013
Thanks a lot!
Jesus Christ Central Dave

United States

#5 Nov 1, 2013
Bob Bakian wrote:
There was a lot of horny broads out last night. I was enjoying a drink with my friends when a woman came up and started brushing against me with her boobs. She was rubbing her melons all over my back. I felt her jugs pressing into me repeatedly. I asked her if she worked in a massage parlor and she said no and then I asked if she liked to lay out in the sun in her string bikini. She was gorgeous and we drank a toast to her.
You're just a pathetic lonely old man who spends all day reviewing latina porn sites.
Bob Bakian

El Paso, TX

#6 Nov 1, 2013
Jesus Christ Central Dave wrote:
<quoted text>You're just a pathetic lonely old man who spends all day reviewing latina porn sites.
Did you get your hand unwedged from your sister's butt cheeks yet? I was just asking.
Jesus Christ Central Dave

United States

#7 Nov 1, 2013
Bob Bakian wrote:
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Did you get your hand unwedged from your sister's butt cheeks yet? I was just asking.
Aww Russell/lori/lupe don't be such a little bitch, you're just mad because your butt hurt because the truth hurts, stfu old man.
Puppetmaster

Oceanside, CA

#8 Nov 1, 2013
Bob Bakian wrote:
There was a lot of horny broads out last night. I was enjoying a drink with my friends when a woman came up and started brushing against me with her boobs. She was rubbing her melons all over my back. I felt her jugs pressing into me repeatedly. I asked her if she worked in a massage parlor and she said no and then I asked if she liked to lay out in the sun in her string bikini. She was gorgeous and we drank a toast to her.
Let me guess, she had a husky voice and the adams apple the size of a basketball.
Bob Bakian

El Paso, TX

#9 Nov 1, 2013
Puppetmaster wrote:
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Let me guess, she had a husky voice and the adams apple the size of a basketball.
No, she was demure and sultry and had one hell of a fine butt in addition to the boobs that she pressed up against me. She just walked up without saying a word and began to rub herself on me.
Puppetmaster

Oceanside, CA

#10 Nov 1, 2013
Bob Bakian wrote:
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No, she was demure and sultry and had one hell of a fine butt in addition to the boobs that she pressed up against me. She just walked up without saying a word and began to rub herself on me.
Are you telling me the midget has boobs now? TMI
Bob Bakian

El Paso, TX

#11 Nov 1, 2013
Puppetmaster wrote:
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Are you telling me the midget has boobs now? TMI
I don't know of any midgets. Since you keep referring to them, does that mean you come from little people? I'd like to put them in touch with a Soctsman friend of mine because he enjoys dwarf tossing over the holidays. Your family will do just fine. This way they can make some money while keeping their clothes on for a change.
DC Dave

United States

#12 Nov 1, 2013
Puppetmaster wrote:
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Let me guess, she had a husky voice and the adams apple the size of a basketball.
Poor puppet you're always the bridesmaid but never the bride. Stop being jealous ya tranny pin head

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