My Trails and Tribulations of Prison Life

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Puppetmaster

El Paso, TX

#1 Jun 25, 2013
I will use this a Journal for my prison life at La Tuna.
Today I was cast out to General Population, I am real scared because their is no love for sex offenders behind bars. The Aztecas are looking for me , The Black Gorilla army said I can be their house boy, and the Arron Nation will sell me to the Aztecas. Stay tuned for more news!
The Warden

El Paso, TX

#2 Jun 26, 2013
Nothing to report , he refused to leave his cell today. He will have to leave his cell tomorrow .
POS

France

#3 Jun 26, 2013
Wow kinda jealous widh i was in jail with all those hunky men instead of my own travelling over europe dreaming about gay weddings
Sir Edward Cutty Dyer

UK

#4 Jun 26, 2013
The way the Puppetmaster is being treated is inhuman.
Puppetmaster

El Paso, TX

#5 Jun 26, 2013
Sir Edward Cutty Dyer wrote:
The way the Puppetmaster is being treated is inhuman.
Thank you, It has been a trying day. First I heard that gays can get married now and nobody is answering my emails. I went to the yard today and people were asking for special favors and I told them they were too old and now Im in big trouble.
Puppetmaster

El Paso, TX

#6 Jun 26, 2013
I have to report before lights out, I did make a new friend his name is Big Bubba. Im so excited, can't wait for lights out.
POS

France

#7 Jun 27, 2013
Puppetmaster wrote:
I have to report before lights out, I did make a new friend his name is Big Bubba. Im so excited, can't wait for lights out.
You're making me well Jel
my two incher is starting to twitch
Tony Tan City Fan

London, UK

#8 Jun 27, 2013
Puppetmaster wrote:
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Thank you, It has been a trying day. First I heard that gays can get married now and nobody is answering my emails. I went to the yard today and people were asking for special favors and I told them they were too old and now Im in big trouble.
Are you worried about the Mexicans sir.
Puppetmaster

El Paso, TX

#9 Jun 27, 2013
Tony Tan City Fan wrote:
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Are you worried about the Mexicans sir.
Yes I am, and it smells like smoke. What's going on is their a fire or something?
POS

France

#10 Jun 27, 2013
Puppetmaster wrote:
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Yes I am, and it smells like smoke. What's going on is their a fire or something?
Best be on the safe side and if it is getting hot the warden should order everyone to get naked and uriniate on each other in case of fire.
Johnny English

London, UK

#11 Jun 27, 2013
Fear not puppetmaster you shall soon be free as i speak a task force consisting of the whole Britisgh navy is leaving the USS aircraft carrier USS Great Britain
They should be there within six weeks
Elton John and George Michael will be coming along for the ride
God Bless this message is also available in Urdu
Fred Smith

El Paso, TX

#12 Jun 27, 2013
Johnny English wrote:
Fear not puppetmaster you shall soon be free as i speak a task force consisting of the whole Britisgh navy is leaving the USS aircraft carrier USS Great Britain
They should be there within six weeks
Elton John and George Michael will be coming along for the ride
God Bless this message is also available in Urdu
Do you not care about the Children? Have some compassion for the parents.
Puppetmaster

El Paso, TX

#13 Jun 28, 2013
Today was a real bad day. the guards dragged me out of my cell kicking and screaming, and they threw me out on the yard. I was really scared , I stood under the watch tower the whole time. The Aztecas kept walking by mad dogging me , they don't like perverts in the big house.. Its almost lights out have to run.
Lawnmowermaster

Oceanside, CA

#14 Jun 28, 2013
Puppetmaster wrote:
I will use this a Journal for my prison life at La Tuna.
Today I was cast out to General Population, I am real scared because their is no love for sex offenders behind bars. The Aztecas are looking for me , The Black Gorilla army said I can be their house boy, and the Arron Nation will sell me to the Aztecas. Stay tuned for more news!
Trials ignorant buffoon.

So when is the wedding?

Did you find a wedding dress to fit you obese and midget frame? I hope your mother didn't have to mow extra lawns to pay for it.
Puppetmaster

El Paso, TX

#15 Jun 29, 2013
At last the weekend is here, I don't get alot of time on the internet since they look down on perverts who use the internet. Can someone please let me know if I have a sex change operation will they send me to a womens prison to finish my sentence? Also their is alot of talk on my cell block that they might make me a trustee.
Johnny English

UK

#16 Jun 29, 2013
Puppetmaster wrote:
At last the weekend is here, I don't get alot of time on the internet since they look down on perverts who use the internet. Can someone please let me know if I have a sex change operation will they send me to a womens prison to finish my sentence? Also their is alot of talk on my cell block that they might make me a trustee.

It would be of great help if you could get a sex change and transfer to a womans prison as the men on ship as British naval tradition will be dressed as women and this could be helpful with the breakout.
But we are doing badly for time as the men are homesick and we keep stoping for tea and sadly i fear a mutiny as the men are demanding we go to Frisco first are current posistion is Falmouth Cornwall.
Keep your chin up and try to stay away from the showers and dont bend over to pick up the soap
God bless
Lawnmowermaster

Oceanside, CA

#17 Jun 29, 2013
Johnny English wrote:
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It would be of great help if you could get a sex change and transfer to a womans prison as the men on ship as British naval tradition will be dressed as women and this could be helpful with the breakout.
But we are doing badly for time as the men are homesick and we keep stoping for tea and sadly i fear a mutiny as the men are demanding we go to Frisco first are current posistion is Falmouth Cornwall.
Keep your chin up and try to stay away from the showers and dont bend over to pick up the soap
God bless
You are too late. The vile, angry, obsess moniker stealing midget projects a transexual frustrated in a males body. He should move to the UK were all women look like men after the age of 30. Just my humble opinion of course.
Rob Roy

UK

#18 Jun 29, 2013
The English Welsh and Irish are indeed fugly baitchs
But we in Scotland do not have women as we have no need as we have both a dicky and a vagina
This is the reason we wear skirts sorry kilts
And if the puppetmaster needs help we to are willing send men but you will have to pay us
The money would be well spent once we lift up our kilts and you see our ginger pubes
Well it would frighten even the brothers

“I LOVE GREENFIELD OHIO”

Since: Feb 13

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#19 Jun 29, 2013
this country is infested with homosexuals

“I LOVE GREENFIELD OHIO”

Since: Feb 13

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#20 Jun 29, 2013
Puppetmaster wrote:
I will use this a Journal for my prison life at La Tuna.
Today I was cast out to General Population, I am real scared because their is no love for sex offenders behind bars. The Aztecas are looking for me , The Black Gorilla army said I can be their house boy, and the Arron Nation will sell me to the Aztecas. Stay tuned for more news!
You are in jail for being a wrongun you should be punished
Prisoners should not have use of computer you are a disgrace and have no remorse prison is to soft

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