'Biggest baby' in world born in Juarez, MEXICO

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Obama Cry BABY

El Paso, TX

#1 Aug 21, 2013


The Biggest Cry~BABY in the World is in the White House !!!!
Pablo Sanchez

El Paso, TX

#2 Aug 21, 2013
Obama Cry BABY wrote:
The Biggest Cry~BABY in the World is in the White House !!!!
Keep in mind that in addition to having giant behinds, many Mexican women also have big thighs. When you triple those with the fact that many have large jugs too, it's only natural that their babies would be bigger than average. The weight is not official yet so don't uncork those champagne bottles. The father is in for a world of hurt, however. It stands to reason from simply physics that the bigger the butt, the louder the farts that come from them. So he's going to be up to his butt in serious smells.
Wet Neck

El Paso, TX

#3 Aug 21, 2013
Obama Cry BABY wrote:
The Biggest Cry~BABY in the World is in the White House !!!!
STFU the recession was alot worse then what we all thought.
pura manteca

El Paso, TX

#4 Aug 21, 2013
No doubt that the fat turd of a baby's mom was cared for by dr.s at university medical center and mama was given WIC to make sure that the future cockroach would be physically fit to one day illegally cross the frontera.
Larry Driscoll

El Paso, TX

#5 Aug 21, 2013
pura manteca wrote:
No doubt that the fat turd of a baby's mom was cared for by dr.s at university medical center and mama was given WIC to make sure that the future cockroach would be physically fit to one day illegally cross the frontera.
If they administered an epidural, that requires that the doctor first do a close up examination of how much she is dilated. In other words, you have to stick your face right there in the opening, right up next to the labia and all that, including the butthole. The odor is often unbearable with these immigrant women so I pity the poor doctor who had his nose two inches from this woman's gaping hole, or should I say holes.
pura manteca

El Paso, TX

#6 Aug 21, 2013
Larry Driscoll wrote:
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If they administered an epidural, that requires that the doctor first do a close up examination of how much she is dilated. In other words, you have to stick your face right there in the opening, right up next to the labia and all that, including the butthole. The odor is often unbearable with these immigrant women so I pity the poor doctor who had his nose two inches from this woman's gaping hole, or should I say holes.
You're writing from personal experience no doubt.
Larry Driscoll

El Paso, TX

#7 Aug 21, 2013
pura manteca wrote:
<quoted text>You're writing from personal experience no doubt.
I was in medical school but I dropped out so I didn't end up with any experience in labor and delivery. I decided to go to dentistry school instead because mouths are a whole lot cleaner.
pura manteca

El Paso, TX

#8 Aug 21, 2013
Larry Driscoll wrote:
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I was in medical school but I dropped out so I didn't end up with any experience in labor and delivery. I decided to go to dentistry school instead because mouths are a whole lot cleaner.
No you moron, that your snatch smells! Duh
Larry Driscoll

El Paso, TX

#9 Aug 21, 2013
pura manteca wrote:
<quoted text>No you moron, that your snatch smells! Duh
You are clearly a mental case. How is it funny to accuse a man of having a wagina? Makes no sense whatsoever. Go rent a video of Jaromir Jagr's best goals and stop busting my balls.
aol

El Paso, TX

#10 Aug 21, 2013
"'Biggest baby' in world born in Juarez, MEXICO"

That wasn't a "baby"!
That was a Giant shit that _Arrrrrr's mom was taking right out in front of everybody on Calle de Diez y Seis de Septiembre!
DC Dave

El Monte, CA

#11 Aug 21, 2013
aol wrote:
"'Biggest baby' in world born in Juarez, MEXICO"
That wasn't a "baby"!
That was a Giant shit that _Arrrrrr's mom was taking right out in front of everybody on Calle de Diez y Seis de Septiembre!
That's where I found your mama pimping out her culo in front of the Juarez mercado.
aol

El Paso, TX

#12 Aug 21, 2013
DC Dave wrote:
<quoted text>That's where I found your mama pimping out her culo in front of the Juarez mercado.
And topix is where I make you cry like the little jotito that your father the incestuous child rapist raised.
DC Dave

El Monte, CA

#13 Aug 21, 2013
aol wrote:
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And topix is where I make you cry like the little jotito that your father the incestuous child rapist raised.
Sure you do you child molester.
aol

El Paso, TX

#14 Aug 21, 2013
DC Dave wrote:
<quoted text>Sure you do you child molester.
Jesus! That was the quickest Anybody has made you cry! It's like a new worlds record or something!

Now Git you cry baby!
DC Dave

United States

#15 Aug 21, 2013
aol wrote:
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Jesus! That was the quickest Anybody has made you cry! It's like a new worlds record or something!
Now Git you cry baby!
No one is crying. You're still after my balls.
Supreme Chicano Commander

El Paso, TX

#16 Aug 22, 2013
DC Dave wrote:
<quoted text>No one is crying. You're still after my balls.
You are a liar, your crying can be heard all the way down in Segundo even!
Please stop it you are scaring the children and keeping them awake!
Now just except your beat down and go to bed with your jotosexual father, he will shut you up once he shoves his verga down your throat.
Ratmaster

Oceanside, CA

#17 Aug 22, 2013
We all known who the biggest cry baby is...
DC Dave

El Monte, CA

#18 Aug 22, 2013
Supreme Chicano Commander wrote:
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You are a liar, your crying can be heard all the way down in Segundo even!
Please stop it you are scaring the children and keeping them awake!
Now just except your beat down and go to bed with your jotosexual father, he will shut you up once he shoves his verga down your throat.
Ay vieja pendeja ..."just except your beat down ...." ok pendeja, Please just accept that you're a pendeja product of your fat pendejo parents. Keep crying gorda.
debbie does negros

El Paso, TX

#19 Aug 22, 2013
Supreme Chicano Commander wrote:
<quoted text>
You are a liar, your crying can be heard all the way down in Segundo even!
Please stop it you are scaring the children and keeping them awake!
Now just except your beat down and go to bed with your jotosexual father, he will shut you up once he shoves his verga down your throat.
How fat is your culo?

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