Crackers vs Beans

Crackers vs Beans

Created by Juan Garcia DeBaca PHD on Jan 19, 2013

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crackers have no nutritional value

Beans are full of protein

Crackers don't taste like anything

Beans are full of flavors

cracker no brains to make

Beans can be cooked many ways

Crackers flake and break easy

Beans are strong

Farts will kill a cracker

Beans are the number one food now

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Juan Garcia DeBaca PHD

El Paso, TX

#1 Jan 19, 2013
Crackers have to come from an idiot culture to stupid to develop a bread or a tortilla. probably from a region in the world to cold to develop anything worth while. like where the vikings came from. dirty basturds the water was to cold for those stinken peoples to bathe everday so you know they were full of diseases.
Fat Grubby Trucker

El Paso, TX

#2 Jan 20, 2013
Juan Garcia DeBaca PHD wrote:
Crackers have to come from an idiot culture to stupid to develop a bread or a tortilla. probably from a region in the world to cold to develop anything worth while. like where the vikings came from. dirty basturds the water was to cold for those stinken peoples to bathe everday so you know they were full of diseases.
Beaners come from the back end of a donkey
POS

Melbourne, Australia

#3 Jan 20, 2013
Juan Garcia DeBaca PHD wrote:
Crackers have to come from an idiot culture to stupid to develop a bread or a tortilla. probably from a region in the world to cold to develop anything worth while. like where the vikings came from. dirty basturds the water was to cold for those stinken peoples to bathe everday so you know they were full of diseases.
Beans and tortillas are food for the poor, like you, slave food.
Juan Garcia DeBaca PHD

El Paso, TX

#4 Jan 20, 2013
POS wrote:
<quoted text>Beans and tortillas are food for the poor, like you, slave food.
Thanks Stewardess,no wonder taco bell is so popular in the south.
Awaken

El Paso, TX

#5 Jan 20, 2013
Crackers and water are for the poor to wet sauce
JesusChristCentr alDave

El Paso, TX

#6 Jan 20, 2013
"Beaners are full of flavor", yea you would know.
What

El Paso, TX

#8 Jan 20, 2013
POS wrote:
<quoted text>Beans and tortillas are food for the poor, like you, slave food.
no wonder they are so popular in the red states the fly over states.
Lawnmaster

El Paso, TX

#9 Jan 20, 2013
POS is a wetcrack.
Big Red

El Paso, TX

#10 Jan 20, 2013
Lawnmaster wrote:
POS is a wetcrack.
Hey donkey boy you are a fake!!!
Big jake

El Paso, TX

#11 Jan 21, 2013
Lawnmaster wrote:
POS is a wetcrack.
How do you know joto!!!
Juan Garcia DeBaca PHD

El Paso, TX

#13 Jan 21, 2013
Big jake wrote:
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How do you know joto!!!
he thinks he;s white.
Brian S

El Paso, TX

#15 Jan 27, 2013
I like coco beans. crackers i throw them away.
Fat Grubby Trucker

El Paso, TX

#16 Jan 27, 2013
Brian S wrote:
I like coco beans. crackers i throw them away.
Oh! you like boys joto!!!!
bisquit

El Paso, TX

#17 Jan 27, 2013
Fat Grubby Trucker wrote:
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Oh! you like boys joto!!!!
And you like spicy salami up your bungh01e.
Fat Grubby Trucker

El Paso, TX

#18 Jan 27, 2013
bisquit wrote:
<quoted text>And you like spicy salami up your bungh01e.
No sorry to break your heart, but I am still a virgin
Brian S

El Paso, TX

#19 Jan 27, 2013
Fat Grubby Trucker wrote:
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No sorry to break your heart, but I am still a virgin
How gay are you? You are twisted!
Fat Grubby Trucker

El Paso, TX

#20 Jan 27, 2013
Brian S wrote:
<quoted text>How gay are you? You are twisted!
Unlike you a virgin means there has no salami up my culo
Watson

El Paso, TX

#24 Feb 7, 2013
thisd po;; is now closde.
Watson

El Paso, TX

#25 Feb 7, 2013
Watson wrote:
thisd po;; is now closde.
Boring
Big Money

El Paso, TX

#26 Feb 10, 2013
Juan Garcia DeBaca PHD wrote:
Crackers have to come from an idiot culture to stupid to develop a bread or a tortilla. probably from a region in the world to cold to develop anything worth while. like where the vikings came from. dirty basturds the water was to cold for those stinken peoples to bathe everday so you know they were full of diseases.
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