Female Elevator Survival 101
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Cowboy

United States

#21 Jul 21, 2013
Bob Bakian wrote:
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I had a brown wife but the whole time we were together I couldn't get off the pot. Even Hannibal Lechter couldn't keep her cooking down. She accused me of eating a bad gyro but I know it was her empanadas, which she made every day. I fell in love with her sweet butt and that was a mistake. I should have tasted her food first because I ended up spending most of the day on the pot.
You should have made her cook more refried beans. They work sort of like back-pressure inside a muffler. They can force those empanadas out the lower orifice.
Proud Mexican Democrat

United States

#22 Jul 23, 2013
I never have to worry about getting constipated. Fat Grubby Trucker keeps me lubricated in the right place.
Anna Nicole

Jasper, AL

#23 Nov 15, 2013
Lori East Side wrote:
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That's a great point. When I get on the elevator I am always worried about being violated, perhaps even multiple, numerous violations. Lots of guys like to grope and feel and some even hope for a quickie before the doors open. I always fear that my integrity will be ruined if someone bends me over, pulls down my pants and goes to town on me during the ride up to the 12th floor. Thanks for your wisdom in pointing this out.
truth is you have nothing to worry.. BTK and most of the white serial killers have been put away and frankly you're not as attractive as you think and you smell like cheese. If you want good advise get with an 80 something sugar white daddy,
Anna Nicole

Jasper, AL

#24 Nov 15, 2013
Fat Grubby Trucker wrote:
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If you do that, don't become a truck driver. I know a Hispanic trucker whose brown wife makes more money than him turning tricks in his own home while he is gone on runs out of town. All the truckers but him know about it.
how insecure are you? So if you're brown you can't have anything but a truck driver...Hate to tell you but I'm a classy Hispanic wife with a prime time white man and everybody envies us. How funny!
Charles Manson

El Paso, TX

#25 Nov 18, 2013
Anna Nicole wrote:
<quoted text> truth is you have nothing to worry.. BTK and most of the white serial killers have been put away and frankly you're not as attractive as you think and you smell like cheese. If you want good advise get with an 80 something sugar white daddy,
The Northeast serial killer has not been found, and the poor guy that Paul Strelin blamed has been cleared by DNA yet is on Death row. It was Paul Strezlin who created the media circus and it was Strezlin who last touched the youngest victim, Desiree Wheatley, on the last day of school when he was her principal. Such injustice
Charles Manson

El Paso, TX

#26 Nov 21, 2013
Charles Manson wrote:
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The Northeast serial killer has not been found, and the poor guy that Paul Strelin blamed has been cleared by DNA yet is on Death row. It was Paul Strezlin who created the media circus and it was Strezlin who last touched the youngest victim, Desiree Wheatley, on the last day of school when he was her principal. Such injustice
So intelligent, so clairvoyant so special I am

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