Female Elevator Survival 101

Female Elevator Survival 101

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Street Warrior Veteran

United States

#1 Jul 21, 2013
Recently, Obama gave a speech designed to make white women feel guilty if they feel uneasy or take precautions when on the elevator with a strange man. Guilt can serve to make you let your guard down and make you more at risk for an assault, rape or mugging, just as it can impel you to vote for someone just to prove that you are not prejudice. Here is a list of basic elevator survivor skills that might save your life.

The race and sex of potential assailants are important. Certain races are more predisposed toward crime than others. You already know which ones they are, so to mention them here would only get this useful post deleted by the liberal media that protects them from identity.

1. When you enter the lobby of a high rise business building, where many women work, look around you. If you see one of “them” lurking about in the lobby in the vicinity of the elevators, be especially cautious. If you are alone, you should make sure that there is enough distance between that man and the elevator to allow you to get the elevator door closed before he can abruptly decide to get on it. If he does charge toward the door at the last minute, hold the door open for him, then just as abruptly, change your mind and get off the elevator. Don’t worry about our “President” criticizing you. Your life is worth more than any bad image he might impart to you for being cautious.

2. Invest in a small stun gun. You can buy one on Amazon.com for about $15.00. I bought one for my daughter that imparts a shock of 2.6 million volts for about $15.00. If the suspect manages to get on the elevator with you, get to his left side (most potential assailants are right-handed, like the rest of the population)and keep the stun gun in your left hand, if possible. Most stun guns look much like a cell phone and are about the same size. In fact you can buy them that look exactly like a cell phone, including a phony keyboard. If you must use the stun gun, aim for his neck, particularly the carotid artery. Practice using it with a stabbing motion. A stabbing motion is like a boxer’s jab. It is harder to block than a lateral swing.

3. If the elevator is going up and a suspect has managed to get on at the last minute and you find yourself alone with him, quickly press the button for the very next floor and get off on it. The less time you give him, the better your chance for survival if the man’s image proves true and he is the criminal that you suspect. Again, don’t worry about an image of being prejudiced. Your life is more important.

4. Wear shoes that you can run in, not pumps, if possible. Learn the phone number of the building’s security office.

5. If you are not in a big hurry, and if in the lobby you spot a suspect, wait until several other people are ready to take the same elevator.

6. If you find yourself alone on an elevator, or any other isolated place with a suspect, and the man greets you, nod and acknowledge, but do not smile, and avoid making eye contact with him. Most criminals try to project an image of being a kind, gentle and decent soul. This is one of many dissembling tactics that build the confidence of a criminal (especially pimps recruiting a new subjugation) and work to give a criminal the advantage of surprise.
Street Warrior Veteran

United States

#2 Jul 21, 2013
It should be pointed out that some criminals have elevator keys. They can stop and elevator between floors and take as much time as they need to do whatever they want with the weaker sex. They can re-start the elevator at will. Some elevators also have emergency stop buttons.

Some El Pasoans may remember when the actress, Tracey Scoggins, got assaulted in the elevator to her high-rise motel room.
Street Warrior Veteran

United States

#3 Jul 21, 2013
For those too young to remember, or too uninformed to care, here is the story of the Tracy Scoggins elevator assault in El Paso.

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White Woman

El Paso, TX

#4 Jul 21, 2013
Street Warrior Veteran wrote:
It should be pointed out that some criminals have elevator keys. They can stop and elevator between floors and take as much time as they need to do whatever they want with the weaker sex. They can re-start the elevator at will. Some elevators also have emergency stop buttons.
Some El Pasoans may remember when the actress, Tracey Scoggins, got assaulted in the elevator to her high-rise motel room.
You must have a small one. We like big black or brown we usually like to get on elevators alone with one in elevator cause they will usually scratch down there and that is a sign to get on our knees and start blowing. Sorry you have not experienced that but you are white so are probably only carrying something under 5 inches. Lady's this the best sex usually just look for the scratch and get on your knees.
Cowboy

United States

#5 Jul 21, 2013
The assailant of Tracy Scoggins, Antonio Garcia, comes from another race "predisposed to crime," as his name shows. 30 million of that race is now squatting illegally in the U.S., leeching up welfare and depressing wages for people here legally.
Mexicano Orgullosos

El Paso, TX

#6 Jul 21, 2013
Cowboy wrote:
The assailant of Tracy Scoggins, Antonio Garcia, comes from another race "predisposed to crime," as his name shows. 30 million of that race is now squatting illegally in the U.S., leeching up welfare and depressing wages for people here legally.
Do you think they are remembering the squatters at the alamo? you know what they say, Remember the alamo. what goes around comes around.
Lori East Side

El Paso, TX

#7 Jul 21, 2013
Street Warrior Veteran wrote:
Recently, Obama gave a speech designed to make white women feel guilty if they feel uneasy or take precautions when on the elevator with a strange man. Guilt can serve to make you let your guard down and make you more at risk for an assault, rape or mugging, just as it can impel you to vote for someone just to prove that you are not prejudice. Here is a list of basic elevator survivor skills that might save your life.
The race and sex of potential assailants are important. Certain races are more predisposed toward crime than others. You already know which ones they are, so to mention them here would only get this useful post deleted by the liberal media that protects them from identity.
1. When you enter the lobby of a high rise business building, where many women work, look around you. If you see one of “them” lurking about in the lobby in the vicinity of the elevators, be especially cautious. If you are alone, you should make sure that there is enough distance between that man and the elevator to allow you to get the elevator door closed before he can abruptly decide to get on it. If he does charge toward the door at the last minute, hold the door open for him, then just as abruptly, change your mind and get off the elevator. Don’t worry about our “President” criticizing you. Your life is worth more than any bad image he might impart to you for being cautious.
2. Invest in a small stun gun. You can buy one on Amazon.com for about $15.00. I bought one for my daughter that imparts a shock of 2.6 million volts for about $15.00. If the suspect manages to get on the elevator with you, get to his left side (most potential assailants are right-handed, like the rest of the population)and keep the stun gun in your left hand, if possible. Most stun guns look much like a cell phone and are about the same size. In fact you can buy them that look exactly like a cell phone, including a phony keyboard. If you must use the stun gun, aim for his neck, particularly the carotid artery. Practice using it with a stabbing motion. A stabbing motion is like a boxer’s jab. It is harder to block than a lateral swing.
3. If the elevator is going up and a suspect has managed to get on at the last minute and you find yourself alone with him, quickly press the button for the very next floor and get off on it. The less time you give him, the better your chance for survival if the man’s image proves true and he is the criminal that you suspect. Again, don’t worry about an image of being prejudiced. Your life is more important.
4. Wear shoes that you can run in, not pumps, if possible. Learn the phone number of the building’s security office.
5. If you are not in a big hurry, and if in the lobby you spot a suspect, wait until several other people are ready to take the same elevator.
6. If you find yourself alone on an elevator, or any other isolated place with a suspect, and the man greets you, nod and acknowledge, but do not smile, and avoid making eye contact with him. Most criminals try to project an image of being a kind, gentle and decent soul. This is one of many dissembling tactics that build the confidence of a criminal (especially pimps recruiting a new subjugation) and work to give a criminal the advantage of surprise.
That's a great point. When I get on the elevator I am always worried about being violated, perhaps even multiple, numerous violations. Lots of guys like to grope and feel and some even hope for a quickie before the doors open. I always fear that my integrity will be ruined if someone bends me over, pulls down my pants and goes to town on me during the ride up to the 12th floor. Thanks for your wisdom in pointing this out.
White Woman

United States

#8 Jul 21, 2013
Cowboy wrote:
The assailant of Tracy Scoggins, Antonio Garcia, comes from another race "predisposed to crime," as his name shows. 30 million of that race is now squatting illegally in the U.S., leeching up welfare and depressing wages for people here legally.
I agree. They need to bring back the Texas Rangers, arm them with machine guns an post them along the river. Let them finish the work they started in 1836. They are taking jobs away from my black boyfriends and forcing them into selling drugs.
Cowboy

United States

#9 Jul 21, 2013
Mexicano Orgullosos wrote:
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Do you think they are remembering the squatters at the alamo? you know what they say, Remember the alamo. what goes around comes around.
Take your refried beans and illiteracy back to Mexico and don't come back.
Mexicano Orgullosos

El Paso, TX

#10 Jul 21, 2013
Cowboy wrote:
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Take your refried beans and illiteracy back to Mexico and don't come back.
Not until I get what I came for, which is a rim job.
Becky Martinez

El Paso, TX

#11 Jul 21, 2013
Lori East Side wrote:
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That's a great point. When I get on the elevator I am always worried about being violated, perhaps even multiple, numerous violations. Lots of guys like to grope and feel and some even hope for a quickie before the doors open. I always fear that my integrity will be ruined if someone bends me over, pulls down my pants and goes to town on me during the ride up to the 12th floor. Thanks for your wisdom in pointing this out.
I learned a trick from my mother some years ago. If you find yourself on an elevator with a man who was a woody, just ask him to pull his pants down. When he gets that big boner in the open, just hit it with a full can of pepper spray, making sure to get the balls too. It will burn the bejesus out of him and he won't be able to get it on so you can finish your ride in peace.
Hector Montes

El Paso, TX

#12 Jul 21, 2013
Mexicano Orgullosos wrote:
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Not until I get what I came for, which is a rim job.
I'm game, lets meet!
Fat Grubby Trucker

United States

#13 Jul 21, 2013
Hector Montes wrote:
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I'm game, lets meet!
I wore out his rim months ago.

Those new, tall, blonde löt l!zards from Detroit are tighter and the conformity of their pelvis is just right. Straight is great with them.
Greg Montgomery

El Paso, TX

#14 Jul 21, 2013
Fat Grubby Trucker wrote:
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I wore out his rim months ago.
Those new, tall, blonde löt l!zards from Detroit are tighter and the conformity of their pelvis is just right. Straight is great with them.
You mean a blonde bimbo with big boobs or something else?
Historian

United States

#15 Jul 21, 2013
Greg Montgomery wrote:
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You mean a blonde bimbo with big boobs or something else?
Works for me. They beat the hell out of a strictly brown meat diet. Variety is the spice of life.
Fat Grubby Trucker

United States

#16 Jul 21, 2013
Dam I enjoyed that UTEP-grad-elevator operator joke, whose job had its ups and downs. How come they deleted it?
Greg Montelongo

El Paso, TX

#17 Jul 21, 2013
Historian wrote:
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Works for me. They beat the hell out of a strictly brown meat diet. Variety is the spice of life.
whites are easier to lay especially if they are married. but for marriage I would pick a brown one
Fletcher Grey

El Paso, TX

#18 Jul 21, 2013
Historian wrote:
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Works for me. They beat the hell out of a strictly brown meat diet. Variety is the spice of life.
Hell, I'm lactose so I can't get with a lactating women. Most of the brown ones here are like that since they squeeze out so many puppies. That's why I prefer to not focus on the boobs and just find one with a nice buttass. Then I go to work on it and drill her six ways to sunset.
Fat Grubby Trucker

United States

#19 Jul 21, 2013
Greg Montelongo wrote:
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whites are easier to lay especially if they are married. but for marriage I would pick a brown one
If you do that, don't become a truck driver. I know a Hispanic trucker whose brown wife makes more money than him turning tricks in his own home while he is gone on runs out of town. All the truckers but him know about it.
Bob Bakian

El Paso, TX

#20 Jul 21, 2013
Fat Grubby Trucker wrote:
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If you do that, don't become a truck driver. I know a Hispanic trucker whose brown wife makes more money than him turning tricks in his own home while he is gone on runs out of town. All the truckers but him know about it.
I had a brown wife but the whole time we were together I couldn't get off the pot. Even Hannibal Lechter couldn't keep her cooking down. She accused me of eating a bad gyro but I know it was her empanadas, which she made every day. I fell in love with her sweet butt and that was a mistake. I should have tasted her food first because I ended up spending most of the day on the pot.

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