Paul Strelzin has died.

Paul Strelzin has died.

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JWRussell USNR

El Paso, TX

#1 Apr 27, 2013
The "Mouth of the Diablos and UTEP" has died. This man was a wonder with words and a very good school principal. If he had been in Charge of Bowie when Garcia was in power, the cheating scandal would never had happened. I met him for the first time when he was principal at Oran Roberts Elementary School. He treated all the students with respect and he was really respected by the parents. He recognized stellar students. When he transferred from there to Bowie he became an advocate for all the students and scared off the Border Patrol to keep them off the campus. He had a red mustang with the plate "Strelz". He also forgot there was a speed limit. But that was okay. Always called his daughter and told her and she stopped his shenanigans on the roadway.
Louis

United States

#2 Apr 27, 2013
I think this might be a hoax. There's no link to this article at all. If he is dead, I say good because he supported the GM bailout which has NOT been repaid.
El Pasoan

El Paso, TX

#3 Apr 27, 2013
Louis, "good"? You really are a sick bitch to be glad someone died. Screw you.

http://www.elpasotimes.com/testnewsletter-dai...
JWRussell USNR

El Paso, TX

#4 Apr 27, 2013
Louis wrote:
I think this might be a hoax. There's no link to this article at all. If he is dead, I say good because he supported the GM bailout which has NOT been repaid.
Go to the Local news section in AOL and you will find it posted by KTSM you asssssss.
Louis

El Paso, TX

#5 Apr 27, 2013
Ok, sorry, they did find the Strelz butt up with a flower in it.
Louis

United States

#6 Apr 27, 2013
JWRussell USNR wrote:
<quoted text>Go to the Local news section in AOL and you will find it posted by KTSM you asssssss.
Only a dimwitted, half-brained, half butt would use AOL. That went out in the 90's. If that's where you get your news, no wonder you think GM paid back the loan money.
Que

Mexico

#7 Apr 27, 2013
JWRussell USNR wrote:
The "Mouth of the Diablos and UTEP" has died. This man was a wonder with words and a very good school principal. If he had been in Charge of Bowie when Garcia was in power, the cheating scandal would never had happened. I met him for the first time when he was principal at Oran Roberts Elementary School. He treated all the students with respect and he was really respected by the parents. He recognized stellar students. When he transferred from there to Bowie he became an advocate for all the students and scared off the Border Patrol to keep them off the campus. He had a red mustang with the plate "Strelz". He also forgot there was a speed limit. But that was okay. Always called his daughter and told her and she stopped his shenanigans on the roadway.
I wonder how many times you had your lengua up his culote?
Que

Mexico

#8 Apr 27, 2013
Louis wrote:
Ok, sorry, they did find the Strelz butt up with a flower in it.
Him Leroy, Lloyd, USNR and Linda you butt loving jotito.
JWRussell USRN

United States

#9 Apr 27, 2013
Que wrote:
<quoted text>I wonder how many times you had your lengua up his culote?
Only a couple of times but he bought me some bourbons afterward so it was an even trade. He was a real man's man like me.
DJ Jessy Fresh

United States

#10 Apr 27, 2013
I wonder how many black eyes and STDs the Strelz gave to Darlene, his wife?
JWRussell USNR

El Paso, TX

#11 Apr 27, 2013
Louis wrote:
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Only a dimwitted, half-brained, half butt would use AOL. That went out in the 90's. If that's where you get your news, no wonder you think GM paid back the loan money.
F--K you.
Louis

United States

#12 Apr 27, 2013
JWRussell USNR wrote:
<quoted text>F--K you.
Awww - did you get your feelings hurt? Poor baby.
DJ Jessy Fresh

El Paso, TX

#13 Apr 27, 2013
Just got it form the Lord upstairs , Paul is getting in on a technicality even thou he is white. He'll passing through the pearly gates around 230pm eastern time on Monday.
JWRussell USRN

United States

#14 Apr 27, 2013
Louis wrote:
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Awww - did you get your feelings hurt? Poor baby.
Stuff it.
Louis

El Paso, TX

#15 Apr 27, 2013
JWRussell USRN wrote:
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Stuff it.
I can't up my butt, got too many flowers growing out of it.
Legend Indeed

United States

#16 Apr 28, 2013
Every time I hear the chorus to this song by the Texas Jewboys Band, I think of Paul Strelzin:

DJ Jessy Fresh

El Paso, TX

#17 Apr 28, 2013
Legend Indeed wrote:
Every time I hear the chorus to this song by the Texas Jewboys Band, I think of Paul Strelzin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =a50gPRSi3IcXX
Everytime you see a picture of Strelzin you beat yourself off
JWRussell USRN

United States

#18 Apr 28, 2013
I'm calling on the city to give this man a state funeral and make him a posthumous medal of honor winner. It's the least we can do for a man who brought us so much entertainment. I used to get a real hoot out of him at the Buzzards games when he described in great detail the cheerleaders in the hot tub.
DC Dave

United States

#19 Apr 28, 2013
JWRussell USRN wrote:
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Stuff it.
I'm sure that your culo gets stuffed a lot
DJ Jessy Fresh

United States

#20 Apr 28, 2013
He made that piece of shxt team the generals look good.

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