http://reason.com/blog/2012/11/29/the-town-wh...

I like this very much. Whenever I go to visit a school, I inevitably encounter kids who eat nothing but junk food all day and, as a result, spend most of their day farting and belching. Whenever I substitute teach (which I am called on to do because of my expertise in foreign policy) I usually have to allow two bathroom breaks in a 45 minute class and am still interrupted by kids who aren't afraid to rip off a real gasser while I am talking. Last month one boy farted in a girl's face after eating a bowl of Feta for lunch. Needless to say she was traumatized so this policy should be adopted by all the local districts to put an end to this terrible development of kids farting in class.