He's DC Dave, Petro's bed mate. He's masochistic and gets depressed if nobody calls him a salami holster or tells him to go finger off at least once a day. Save up a couple of trannny jokes for him every day and he's happy. He's jealous of Petro because he's an anemic with skinny nalquitas that nobody wants a trick from at the truck stop.<quoted text> Who thefuck was talking to you? Are you Petro the name theif? Or Petro was banging you in theass, making you defende him? Answer the question you trannyassqueer.
He's easy to recognize. His IQ is about the same as Petro's (around 50), and his style is the same. His span of concentration is about one line, or at most one paragraph and his vocabulary is about 90 words, mostly obscene that try to compensate for his lack of machismo. You can recognize him easily by his classless, stupid posts and his United States address--that is really about the only thing that distinguishes him from Petro;he is a border half-breed, but with a similar, old, worn-out, border, culo.hole.