Russian Military Planes Invade U.S. A...

Russian Military Planes Invade U.S. Air Space

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Observer

El Paso, TX

#2 Jun 11, 2014
I never thought it would be said about me, but now it can be. You see, my wife has suffered on and off for 47 years from constipation. Some weeks she craps like a champ and other weeks it takes her hours just to squeeze out one tiny log. Recently she has been unable to move her bowels for days, so she sought out a home remedy on the Internet. Apparently she went to a site called “Big Sausage pizza” and they had a movie which was similar to her situation. A woman caller ordered a pizza and it was delivered by a well hung hunk who wanted to give her a giant sausage in his pants. She told the man that she was backed up and he said that a delivery from his hard sausage in her rear would loosen things up. So my wife approached me with this idea and I agreed. We went into the bathroom and I stroked my own sausage until it was rock hard and ready to cut glass. I lubed my pecker up and began to drill my wife in the butt. After a few strokes, she started screaming that her butt was loosened up so I withdrew my dong and moved out of the way so she could sit down on the pot. She proceeded to let loose with the most foul, obnoxious stream of logs, gas and runs for the next hour. Worst of all, I was left without busting a nut so now I need a home remedy for blue balls.
L Morales

United States

#3 Jun 12, 2014
Assessing Security wrote:
The whole world knows that the U.S. land borders are wide open to invasion by any illegal alien, or other person, that takes a notion to enter our country illegally.
Satisfied that the land border is defenseless, yesterday, Russian military planes tested our air defenses.
“Four Russian strategic bombers triggered U.S. air defense systems while conducting practice bombing runs near Alaska this week, with two of the Tu-95 Bear H aircraft coming within 50 miles of the California coast, the North American Aerospace Defense Command (Norad) confirmed Wednesday.”
http://www.businessinsider.com/russian-bomber...
The planes the Russians used in this intrusion of our air space are designed to launch ai- to-ground missiles with nuclear war heads.
If Obama says that we are safe from nuclear attack, then we must assume that he is just as reliable in assessing our national air defense as he is in assessing our land borders security. That should gives any thinking person reason to worry, not only about Russia’s intentions in invading our air space, but their ability to carry nuclear weapons within our air space.
Everbody invades your mommas culo.
Analyst

El Paso, TX

#5 Jun 12, 2014
Fat Grubby Trucker wrote:
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STFU, Bean D-ip C-hit Dive, you dishonorably discharged, disenfranchised ex-con pervert molester. Get your nalguitas out here to the truck stop; and provide a hangar for my flying salami.
I never understood the original push for war in Iraq, never understood the logic of regime change. These neocons all through the ’90s were talking the importance of regime change in Iraq and toppling Saddam Hussein, the strongman. I just didn’t understand stirring up the hornets’ nest that is the Middle East. It just never made any sense to me, and now we’re seeing some of the ramifications of having deviated from our Cold War containment strategy
Impeach indict convict

La Luz, NM

#6 Jun 12, 2014
Every democrat needs to be facing the piper.
Deming Brain Deficiency

El Paso, TX

#7 Jun 12, 2014
Impeach indict convict wrote:
Every democrat needs to be facing the piper.
I refuse to pay the piper.
I've still got the devil to pay.
It's been a long time since I took out a loan.
L Morales

El Paso, TX

#8 Jun 12, 2014
Deming Brain Deficiency wrote:
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I refuse to pay the piper.
I've still got the devil to pay.
It's been a long time since I took out a loan.
The real one here, im bad credit risk.
L Morales

El Paso, TX

#9 Jun 12, 2014
Analyst wrote:
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I never understood the original push for war in Iraq, never understood the logic of regime change. These neocons all through the ’90s were talking the importance of regime change in Iraq and toppling Saddam Hussein, the strongman. I just didn’t understand stirring up the hornets’ nest that is the Middle East. It just never made any sense to me, and now we’re seeing some of the ramifications of having deviated from our Cold War containment strategy
Looks like someone in Crawford texas will keep in hiding for a long time to come.
L Morales

El Paso, TX

#10 Jun 12, 2014
Looks like the ruskies spit on reagones grave. Hahahajajahaja
L Morales

El Paso, TX

#11 Jun 12, 2014
They better not try that crap over Mexican air space . They dont mess around and take their sovereignty very seriously.
L Morales

El Paso, TX

#12 Jun 12, 2014
L Morales wrote:
They better not try that crap over Mexican air space . They dont mess around and take their sovereignty very seriously.
No one would dare pull that on Mexico. Whenever people fly over that beautiful land, they immediately get distracted by all the hot womens on the beach at Cancun and Puerta Vallarta. As soon as they see those golden globes and bronzed buns in a bikini, they start drooling and would never dream of attacking such gorgeous flesh.
L Morales

United States

#13 Jun 13, 2014
L Morales wrote:
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The real one here, im bad credit risk.
Hey stupid, immature, liberal kid. Actually my credit score is 701 not too bad but that's what you get when you biy everything you have. You on the contrary have and expect everything to be given to you. When you grow up and actually have to purchase your food with your hard earned cash instead of lone star EBT you too will have an improved credit score. Idiota!
The Russians can fly their bombers over Nebraska, fire off a few missiles, and then call it a training exercise; Obama still would answer with a red line and more sanctions. Vladimir Putin recognizes the fact that our President is a weakling and is capitalizing on that to the fullest. If George W Bush were President he would make Putin piss his pants for even thinkin about U.S airspace. The world runs rampant because the world tyrants know democrat leaders are cowards who run away from fights. Pooosies!¿Y Que Puñalon Puto?
L Morales

United States

#14 Jun 13, 2014
L Morales wrote:
They better not try that crap over Mexican air space . They dont mess around and take their sovereignty very seriously.
The United States owns México and its airspace baboso! Ever see Air Force One take off from Biggs Army air field? It flies right over Cuidad Juarez Chihuahua México (aka South El Paso) shutting down both Juárez and El Paso air traffic. NORAD watches and controls everything over Méxicano airspace and if we need to clear it we can land and ground every plane over México within 15min just like 09-11-2001. Jajajajaja pobre Pendejo!¿Y que puto?
L Morales

El Paso, TX

#15 Jun 13, 2014
L Morales wrote:
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The United States owns México and its airspace baboso! Ever see Air Force One take off from Biggs Army air field? It flies right over Cuidad Juarez Chihuahua México (aka South El Paso) shutting down both Juárez and El Paso air traffic. NORAD watches and controls everything over Méxicano airspace and if we need to clear it we can land and ground every plane over México within 15min just like 09-11-2001. Jajajajaja pobre Pendejo!¿Y que puto?
fat gubby tranny you're delusional again. please stop smoking your mothers pubic hairs.
Petro PCS

United States

#16 Jun 15, 2014
Vladamir Putin, Bashar Al Assad, Kim Jong Un, Ahmadinejad, and other world tyrants run wild on our planet because they now that Obama is a weak leader. For the first time in the history of our Great Nation we have a coward for a President. We live in sad times and this is why GOD will bless the U.S with Republican victory in the House and Senate.
L Morales

El Paso, TX

#17 Jun 15, 2014
Analyst wrote:
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I never understood the original push for war in Iraq, never understood the logic of regime change. These neocons all uthrough the ’90s were talking the importance of regime change in Iraq and toppling Saddam Hussein, the strongman. I just didn’t understand stirring up the hornets’ nest that is the Middle East. It just never made any sense to me, and now we’re seeing some of the ramifications of having deviated from our Cold War containment strategy
It didnt make sense to anybody but that stupid idiot The W. It brought americaca to its knees.
Petro PCS

United States

#18 Jun 16, 2014
L Morales wrote:
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It didnt make sense to anybody but that stupid idiot The W. It brought americaca to its knees.
Vladamir Putin knows Obama and the democrats are weak cowards who run away from taunts. Everyone in the world can do as they please because they know the U.S will be too afraid to do anything. Today more than ever the U.S is at its weakest point. Even commanding Generals at the Pentagon reckognize the fact that Obama is the weakest President in U.S history. Thank GOD Republicans will win the Senate and keep the house this November.

Since: Oct 13

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#19 Jun 16, 2014
I say leave them alone they aren't here to mooch of the United States of America. They Weren't looking for lone star cards free housing, free medical or schooling free this and free that like these other free loaders from down south of the boarder. They were just sight seeing and were going back home and saying to themselves . I don't want to move to America with all the trash their letting move in from down south

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