Lunch Burrito
AREU5REAL

El Paso, TX

#1 Dec 1, 2012
I think I may head over to Chipotle today because they serve a mean burrito for lunch. I always request they go light on the beans so that I don't stink up the place with my noxious gas.
Lawnmaster

United States

#2 Dec 1, 2012
AREU5REAL wrote:
I think I may head over to Chipotle today because they serve a mean burrito for lunch. I always request they go light on the beans so that I don't stink up the place with my noxious gas.
There you go projecting again. You are looking for a burrito. The gas is not the worry. It is your breath.
AREU5REAL

El Paso, TX

#3 Dec 1, 2012
Lawnmaster wrote:
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There you go projecting again. You are looking for a burrito. The gas is not the worry. It is your breath.
I always have a breath mint after every meal so that is not a concern. What they need to invent is a butt mint that will help with the terrible smells.
POS

Shanghai, China

#4 Dec 1, 2012
AREU5REAL wrote:
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I always have a breath mint after every meal so that is not a concern. What they need to invent is a butt mint that will help with the terrible smells.
Go to the restroom and shove a urinal pellet up your smelly hole.
AREU5REAL

United States

#5 Dec 1, 2012
POS wrote:
<quoted text> Go to the restroom and shove a urinal pellet up your smelly hole.
How in hell will that help?
POS

Shanghai, China

#6 Dec 1, 2012
AREU5REAL wrote:
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How in hell will that help?
If the pellets can keep the urinal from stinking up the place. It should help when you pass your gas. If the pellets just fall out, use one of the cakes. Just a suggestion.
AREU5REAL

United States

#7 Dec 1, 2012
POS wrote:
<quoted text>If the pellets can keep the urinal from stinking up the place. It should help when you pass your gas. If the pellets just fall out, use one of the cakes. Just a suggestion.
It may sound good in theory but it also is a little gross. If someone has peed all over the cake, wouldn't it be unsanitary to then stick it in my backdoor?
POS

Shanghai, China

#8 Dec 1, 2012
AREU5REAL wrote:
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It may sound good in theory but it also is a little gross. If someone has peed all over the cake, wouldn't it be unsanitary to then stick it in my backdoor?
Urine is sterile. Just make sure you find one that people haven't been spitting in.
Juan Gomez DeBaca Phd

El Paso, TX

#9 Dec 1, 2012
POS wrote:
<quoted text>Urine is sterile. Just make sure you find one that people haven't been spitting in.
What about one that your Mom has stuck up her culo?
POS

Shanghai, China

#10 Dec 1, 2012
Juan Gomez DeBaca Phd wrote:
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What about one that your Mom has stuck up her culo?
She donated it to your family for breath mints.

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