Is Gumslinger915 a Petro Wannabe?

Is Gumslinger915 a Petro Wannabe?

Created by News at Hand on Jul 2, 2013

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Yes, she wants to sleep with Grubby

Yes her penile recess is deep.

Yes, she is totally ball-less

Yes, she hangs out at the truck stop

Yes-Unemployed and Unemployable.

Yes, All her undies are pink.

Yes-Like all Grubby's gay boy-toys

Yes, says "we" meaning him/his mouse

Yes, chews gum slung by Petro

Yes, squats to pee

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News at Hand

United States

#1 Jul 2, 2013
Like Petro, he does say "we" when means himself and the mouse he carries in his pocket. Nobody else agree with either him or his mouse on anything. His tranny friends at the Truck Stop say he is dirtier than Petro, because he does not bathe and feeds the mouse his head cheese.
Petro Alert

El Paso, TX

#2 Jul 2, 2013
News at Hand wrote:
Like Petro, he does say "we" when means himself and the mouse he carries in his pocket. Nobody else agree with either him or his mouse on anything. His tranny friends at the Truck Stop say he is dirtier than Petro, because he does not bathe and feeds the mouse his head cheese.
Stop crying you fat putota.
Petro Alert

El Paso, TX

#3 Jul 2, 2013
"News at Hand" = likes to finger his in culo and suck on it.
News at Hand

United States

#4 Jul 2, 2013
Petro Alert wrote:
<quoted text>Stop crying you fat putota.
Do you sling those gum balls as soon as you get them from the vending machine, or do you chew them first and throw them in the hair of your tranny friends to flirt with them?

The only one crying is you, Gumslinger--and maybe the mouse you carry in your pocket, you podrida mamona y hija de la chingada desgraciada. Vete a la pompeta.

Do you use a pop gun, or a pea shooter?
Fred Smith

United States

#5 Jul 2, 2013
The Great Petro tarred n feathered gunslinger915 and his chorokee tribe
Da Great Petro

United States

#6 Jul 2, 2013
No Cherokee would get within a mile of that stinking old fart Gumslinger915.
Gunslinger915

United States

#7 Jul 2, 2013
News at Hand wrote:
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Do you sling those gum balls as soon as you get them from the vending machine, or do you chew them first and throw them in the hair of your tranny friends to flirt with them?
The only one crying is you, Gumslinger--and maybe the mouse you carry in your pocket, you podrida mamona y hija de la chingada desgraciada. Vete a la pompeta.
Do you use a pop gun, or a pea shooter?
My favorite weapon is the pea shooter. I once tried a real gun, a .22 rifle and discovered I could not hit the broad side of a barn at 10 feet. I ask my papi for a Red Ryder air rifle but he said I was not mature enough at age 22. When I get sixty I am going to spend some of my welfare on a Red Ryder air rifle.
Petro Alert

El Paso, TX

#8 Jul 5, 2013
News at Hand wrote:
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Do you sling those gum balls as soon as you get them from the vending machine, or do you chew them first and throw them in the hair of your tranny friends to flirt with them?
The only one crying is you, Gumslinger--and maybe the mouse you carry in your pocket, you podrida mamona y hija de la chingada desgraciada. Vete a la pompeta.
Do you use a pop gun, or a pea shooter?
Stop crying you transtesticle.
DC Dave

United States

#9 Jul 6, 2013
Petro Alert wrote:
<quoted text>Stop crying you transtesticle.
Somebody please help me. I deep-throated Gusnlinger915 too far and now I'm choking!
DC Dave

United States

#10 Jul 6, 2013
DC Dave wrote:
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Somebody please help me. I deep-throated Gusnlinger915 too far and now I'm choking!
Hahaha, I made your mexicant azz cry again. Thanks kool arrow for being a crying joto.
DC Dave

United States

#11 Jul 6, 2013
DC Dave wrote:
<quoted text>Hahaha, I made your mexicant azz cry again. Thanks kool arrow for being a crying joto.
Hahaha, I made your mexicant azz cry again. Thanks kool arrow for being a crying joto.
Petro Alert

El Paso, TX

#12 Jul 6, 2013
DC Dave wrote:
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Somebody please help me. I deep-throated Gusnlinger915 too far and now I'm choking!
You poor miserable beaner.
DC Dave

United States

#13 Jul 6, 2013
Petro Alert wrote:
<quoted text>You poor miserable beaner.
You got it right. I'm really a beaner in disguise, but as you can see, I hate myself.
Kyl Stockli

El Paso, TX

#14 Jul 6, 2013
DC Dave wrote:
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You got it right. I'm really a beaner in disguise, but as you can see, I hate myself.
When will you homosexual learn that even topix hates you.
DC Dave

United States

#15 Jul 6, 2013
DC Dave wrote:
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You got it right. I'm really a beaner in disguise, but as you can see, I hate myself.
Do you like being the puppets little bitch?
Paul Gonzalez

El Paso, TX

#16 Jul 6, 2013
DC Dave wrote:
<quoted text>Do you like being the puppets little bitch?
Did you get a nut?
Kyl Stockli

El Paso, TX

#17 Jul 6, 2013
DC Dave wrote:
<quoted text>Do you like being the puppets little bitch?
Yes she does, they share a well lubed beer bottle.
Petro Alert

El Paso, TX

#18 Jul 6, 2013
Paul Gonzalez wrote:
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Did you get a nut?
I busted a nut on your wife's rack.
Gwen McDermott

El Paso, TX

#19 Jul 6, 2013
Petro Alert wrote:
<quoted text>I busted a nut on your wife's rack.
I bought a shiny, new satin fanny pack today! I'm so excited about it because my old one was worn and tattered. I carry mine wherever I go to use in case of emergency if I can't find a bathroom. I have irritable bowels and so if I ever need to crap in a hurry, I use the fanny pack to hold the waster. Pretty smart, huh? This new one is not only soft, but the opening is the exact same size as my bung so it fits perfectly. I'm going out for chimichangas tonight so hopefully I will be able to use it.
DC Dave

United States

#20 Jul 6, 2013
Gwen McDermott wrote:
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I bought a shiny, new satin fanny pack today! I'm so excited about it because my old one was worn and tattered. I carry mine wherever I go to use in case of emergency if I can't find a bathroom. I have irritable bowels and so if I ever need to crap in a hurry, I use the fanny pack to hold the waster. Pretty smart, huh? This new one is not only soft, but the opening is the exact same size as my bung so it fits perfectly. I'm going out for chimichangas tonight so hopefully I will be able to use it.
After you use it, give it to me. I love to lick all caramel-colored stuff.

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