El Paso officials hope for safe night of Halloween fun
Local authorities encourage the public to stay safe this Halloween when thousands of children are expected to go trick-or-treating.
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#1 Oct 30, 2013
This is my favorite night of the year and the only night I really let loose and go wild. I always buy some Wild Turkey to get int he mood. When the kids come to my door, I greet them with a sweet smile and offer them some nice chocolate candy. I always answer the door with it in my hand, however. One time when I left it on the kitchen table, a kid threw a rock at me when I turned to go get it. Little bastard hit me in the butt. One the kids are all gone, I strip down buck naked and watch Elvira movies because she's so hot. She posed for some nudies and she has big boob, a gorgeous rump and a full bush. I continue to sip the Wild Turkey while I watch until dawn.
#2 Oct 30, 2013
STFU, your favorite night of the year is every night, while you get you joto azz pounded by my chorizo.
#3 Oct 30, 2013
Are you some kind of a gay boy? Why are you always talking about sausage up the butt?
#4 Oct 30, 2013
That's the way you like it, pinchi jotosexual. That's why you answered.
#5 Oct 31, 2013
Where are all the kids tonight? Not a single one showed up. I still have a full 5 gal bucket of candy. Looks like I am going to get me so much candy tonight and I didn't even have to go bag snatching!
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