Why am I great?

Why am I great?

Created by Real Petro on Jan 26, 2014

15 votes

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everyone is taller than me

i wear 4x moo moo

POS pays attention to me

DC Dave is my good buddy

FGT is good to me

Speedy is a whimp

i look like honey boo boos mudder

i am just great

Mr D likes me

Lloyd

El Paso, TX

#1 Feb 8, 2014
He has a huge following
El OJ

El Paso, TX

#2 Feb 16, 2014
A natural to this continent a decendent of pure Aztec blood. No euro blood.
Black Rowena

El Paso, TX

#4 Feb 16, 2014
El OJ wrote:
A natural to this continent a decendent of pure Aztec blood. No euro blood.
I am too, I am often mistaken for African...I'am obese but in my mind I am the only who thinks I'm gorgeous
Project Bravo Dropout

El Paso, TX

#5 Feb 16, 2014
Petro is Great because he supports the Democratic party and entitlement programs for Mexicans!
Doctor Coo Cuey

El Paso, TX

#6 Feb 16, 2014
Petro is great because he has caused topix forum posters to be obsessed with him even though he hasn't visited this forum in over 2 years. His legacy lives on in the minds of all that frequent this forum through fear of being made to cry and the grand beat down.
Close All windows and lock all doors tonight or else the Great Petro might kidnap you and enslave you to help build the grand pyramid he is building next to the beautiful red X in Juarez.
El OJ

El Paso, TX

#7 Feb 17, 2014
Black Rowena wrote:
<quoted text>
I am too, I am often mistaken for African...I'am obese but in my mind I am the only who thinks I'm gorgeous
Maybe your a nappy head
The Great Petro

El Paso, TX

#8 Feb 17, 2014
Lloyd wrote:
He has a huge following
So does your moms culo.
Lloyd

El Paso, TX

#9 Feb 17, 2014
The Great Petro wrote:
<quoted text>So does your moms culo.
I'm hung like a damned pack mule.

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