Border Security
Bob Bakian

El Paso, TX

#1 Mar 26, 2014
U.S. Border Patrol agents, in conjunction with Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) recently disclosed the increasing practice of releasing “low threat” illegal immigrant detainees to address the over-crowding of immigration detention centers in south Texas, according to official confirmation of local reports.

One south Texas television station, KRGV, recently reported instances of women and minors claiming to have been recently released from immigration officials with “documents that allow [them] to travel anywhere in the United States.” Released individuals claimed their federal instructions stated they were not legally allowed to work and could be subject to further immigration hearings. The report claimed that most individuals interviewed and released were of Central and South American origins other than Mexico.

A spokesperson for the U.S. Border Patrol recently confirmed such anecdotal evidence to be part of a larger strategy to focus resources away from individuals “posing no threat to national security.”
Putin secret weapon

Las Cruces, NM

#2 Mar 26, 2014
America has obamma!

EVERYONE is laughing!

And obamma dribbles with his ncaa bracket

as Putin envelopes Europe!
Jeremy Rutherford

El Paso, TX

#3 Mar 26, 2014
Putin secret weapon wrote:
America has obamma!
EVERYONE is laughing!
And obamma dribbles with his ncaa bracket
as Putin envelopes Europe!
Keep in mind that Michele is in China, presumably keeping those people on ice. She may announce a huge breakthrough when her visit is over, perhaps a blockbuster. Those people are susceptible to flattery.
Fence and post it

Las Cruces, NM

#4 Mar 26, 2014
All border property owners need to post, fence and patrol their property.

Prosecute trespassers!
JesusChristCentr alDave

El Paso, TX

#5 Mar 26, 2014
Landmine the fronterizo from Brownsville to San Ysidro! And while we're at it encircle the filthy eastside too. From Airways east.
Keep those filthy coward Bastards OUT!
That's the Only way we can stop the infestation! Oh and poison Bud lites and Hot Takis to take out the ones that get around our defenses!

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