Cowboy Fans Are ¥ou Ready
JWRussell USRN

El Paso, TX

#82 Sep 20, 2013
Former QB wrote:
The ad is not strange. Only dummies cannot see the logic to the ad. It makes a lot of sense.
As a former QB I cannot emphasize how important it is that my burly center be well wiped before a game. The top om my left hand is always placed firmly up against his scrotum before each snap, and when he snaps the ball, my right hand is below the ball. For an instant there is an upward impact, and if my center is already perspiring at the crotch, the seepage is gong to filter through his jockey strap, shorts and pants. If during the huddles I have to hold my left hand close to my face to read the plays, I get a good whiff of my centers bodily seepage and when I am nauseated, I do not play my best.
I've always wondered about how the QB's feel about putting their hands where the sun doesn't shine. I would imagine that at some point, you probably get a handful of balls when you're barking out signals because you can't see exactly where your fingers are. Not that there is anything wrong with it, but I would imagine that most centers are probably gay since they bend over and basically invite the QB to touch their bung, balls, butt cheeks and even the johnson if they are well hung. I hadn't considered the possibility that fondlement might occur when I watch the game, but now that I think about it, there sure is a lot of ball and bun grabbing going on.
DC Dave

United States

#83 Sep 20, 2013
Hey QB, what homosexual HS football team did you play on?
Wet Neck

El Paso, TX

#85 Sep 21, 2013
DC Dave wrote:
Hey QB, what homosexual HS football team did you play on?
Why do you want to know? Were you a cheerleader? Im not paying any child support , I'M NOT YOUR BABYS FATHER!
DC Dave

United States

#86 Sep 21, 2013
Wet Neck wrote:
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Why do you want to know? Were you a cheerleader? Im not paying any child support , I'M NOT YOUR BABYS FATHER!
You just gave yourself away you homosexual quarterback. No doubt that you were the flamer that would reward the offensive line by blowing them.
Wet Neck

El Paso, TX

#87 Sep 21, 2013
DC Dave wrote:
<quoted text>You just gave yourself away you homosexual quarterback. No doubt that you were the flamer that would reward the offensive line by blowing them.
the only thing I gave you was a beatdown.
DC Dave

United States

#88 Sep 21, 2013
Wet Neck wrote:
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the only thing I gave you was a beatdown.
I win again!! I beat you down so much that your crying compelled you to begin more threads about me. You're a hilarious funny crying maricon.
DC purger

United States

#89 Sep 21, 2013
DC Dave wrote:
<quoted text>I win again!! I beat you down so much that your crying compelled you to begin more threads about me. You're a hilarious funny crying maricon.
The only thing you ever beat down was your foreskin before you began your daily monkey-spanking fantasy. You never had a real woman so you have lost the image of what one really looks like. They do not look like your bewhiskered mom.
Fat Grubby Trucker

United States

#90 Sep 21, 2013
Have you wondered what my boy toy DC Dave looks like while he is sitting in his 4 X 4 cubicle doing nothing but holding his pen in his mouth and fantasizing about my drive shaft? Look.

http://www.google.com/imgres...
DC Dave

United States

#91 Sep 21, 2013
DC Dave wrote:
Hey QB, what homosexual HS football team did you play on?
The same one you were on. You were my tightend.
DC Dave

United States

#92 Sep 21, 2013
Fat Grubby Trucker wrote:
Have you wondered what my boy toy DC Dave looks like while he is sitting in his 4 X 4 cubicle doing nothing but holding his pen in his mouth and fantasizing about my drive shaft? Look.
http://www.google.com/imgres...
Also fantasizing about your salami.
DC Dave

United States

#93 Sep 22, 2013
Where are all you Jotosexuals at this morning, can't get the vibrators out of you smelly snatch.
Fat Grubby Trucker

United States

#94 Sep 22, 2013
DC Dave wrote:
Where are all you Jotosexuals at this morning, can't get the vibrators out of you smelly snatch.
All vibrators are in ratmasters bedroom as we speak.
Wet Neck

United States

#95 Sep 22, 2013
WOW!!!!!! WHAT a game!!!! Talk about a bounce back weekend, Now this is the real Cowboys!!!! Steelers suck!!!
Fat Grubby Trucker

United States

#96 Sep 22, 2013
Wet Neck wrote:
WOW!!!!!! WHAT a game!!!! Talk about a bounce back weekend, Now this is the real Cowboys!!!! Steelers suck!!!
You must know that putota Debbie Toscan.
Fat Grubby Trucker

United States

#97 Sep 22, 2013
Fat Grubby Trucker wrote:
<quoted text>You must know that putota Debbie Toscan.
The real Fat Grubby Trucker doesn't give a flying fck about football or Debbie Toscan. My only use for Wet Neck (Petro) is for his long tongue to give my salami a lap dance when I roll into the truck stop after a long run.
Fat Grubby Trucker

United States

#98 Sep 22, 2013
Fat Grubby Trucker wrote:
<quoted text>
The real Fat Grubby Trucker doesn't give a flying fck about football or Debbie Toscan. My only use for Wet Neck (Petro) is for his long tongue to give my salami a lap dance when I roll into the truck stop after a long run.
The real fatazz grubby trucker, YOU, is too busy getting reemed in the buttock by an angry vile little midget.
Wet Neck

United States

#99 Sep 22, 2013
Not in our house,not today.way to go Romo! Way to go Cowboys!!!!!
DC Dave

United States

#100 Sep 22, 2013
Wet Neck wrote:
Not in our house,not today.way to go Romo! Way to go Cowboys!!!!!
One game does not win your season you putota.
Wet Neck

El Paso, TX

#101 Sep 22, 2013
Steelers-----
49ers----------0-9
Giants------
Combined 0-9, hahhahahjajajjajaja biggest Americas team haters all suck.
How bout Dem. Boys!!!!
el cowboy

El Paso, TX

#102 Sep 29, 2013
How about those San Diego Chargers!!!

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