Cowboy Fans Are •ou Ready
Randy Kelly

United States

#208 Oct 13, 2013
Shamed wrote:
I was just down to Albertsons on north Mesa Street with my brother from Colorado saw a lot of brain dead morons dressed in fake Dallas Cowboy shirts jerseys they bought from the Koreans downtown. They were getting all their greasy snacks for the games happy smiling talking like the Cowboys were playing in the Superbowl later today. My brother nudges me and says WTF is wrong with all them goofballs dressed up in that garbage are they on drugs or what? Has anyone told them that they are dressing up like losers and the Cowboys are losers? Boy what could I say except I'm forced to live around here till my wife retires next year and wanted to crawl under a rock. I was really bummed out. Good luck he brought some good smoke with him and said to me hey bro lets go watch some real winners like the Denver Broncos have a few brewski's and forget that bad chit we just saw down at the grocery store. I said AMEN bro
Amen bro!

Nowhere but El Paso! I guess psychopaths are incapable of shame.

It's mid October and a couple of idiots here are bragginng about 3 wins. Are they kidding? If these clowns were not so funny, I'd feel sorry for them.
Wet Neck

El Paso, TX

#209 Oct 13, 2013
His brother sounds like a pendejo.
JWRussell USRN

United States

#210 Oct 14, 2013
Randy Kelly wrote:
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Amen bro!
Nowhere but El Paso! I guess psychopaths are incapable of shame.
It's mid October and a couple of idiots here are bragginng about 3 wins. Are they kidding? If these clowns were not so funny, I'd feel sorry for them.
Go stufu, kickapoo. See, I can rhyme like you, you dirty, filthy piece of crap. You're washed up now so run along and try to pretend you're intelligent somewhere else.
Shamed

El Paso, TX

#211 Oct 14, 2013
Randy Kelly wrote:
<quoted text>
Amen bro!
Nowhere but El Paso! I guess psychopaths are incapable of shame.
It's mid October and a couple of idiots here are bragginng about 3 wins. Are they kidding? If these clowns were not so funny, I'd feel sorry for them.
Yep El Paso likes losers its full of them.(exclude 1966 Texas Western and Rich Beem the golfer) We are also getting a super deal on another loser no one else wanted for 64 million dollars. Oh well the cowdudes did win but they are not superbowl caliber team might even make the playoffs with a losing record in a weak division. Another loser new coach same results at UTEP football they should cancel that program and stick to womens basketball that's the only half a$$ winner around here.
JWRussell USRN

United States

#212 Oct 14, 2013
Shamed wrote:
<quoted text> Yep El Paso likes losers its full of them.(exclude 1966 Texas Western and Rich Beem the golfer) We are also getting a super deal on another loser no one else wanted for 64 million dollars. Oh well the cowdudes did win but they are not superbowl caliber team might even make the playoffs with a losing record in a weak division. Another loser new coach same results at UTEP football they should cancel that program and stick to womens basketball that's the only half a$$ winner around here.
We don't like all losers, as we all jointly loathe kickpoo who is a world class, name changing dufus. He never admits when he is proven wrong, which is 98% of the time and he relies instead on ad hominem, worn-out attacks.
JWRussell USRN

El Paso, TX

#213 Oct 14, 2013
Randy Kelly wrote:
<quoted text>
Amen bro!
Nowhere but El Paso! I guess psychopaths are incapable of shame.
It's mid October and a couple of idiots here are bragginng about 3 wins. Are they kidding? If these clowns were not so funny, I'd feel sorry for them.
Hey fatazz grubby trucker POS, you have swallowed too much sperm in your lifetime and it is already rotting your brain.
Wet Neck

United States

#214 Oct 14, 2013
It is clear sailing for the Cowboys to the Super Bowl! I have ordered some tickets to sell and advertise on EBay. I am going to throw a party at my house for all Cowboy fans to watch it on my wide screen. Contact me and I'll tell you how much the small door fee is. I expect it to be around $200.
JWRussell USRN

United States

#215 Oct 14, 2013
A 22-year-old man from Spencer had his jaw broken last week when he was punched in the face in a bar bathroom.

Cory Gleich was standing at a urinal at Pintís Pub, 319 Court Ave., around 1 a.m. last Sunday when he heard something to his right. When he turned, someoneís fist struck him on his right cheek, according to a police report.

The next thing he knew, he was talking to a security guard in the bathroom. Gleich had been drinking, and did not remember whether he fell to the ground. He left the bar and his parents picked him up and took him to the emergency room at Mercy Medical Center.

Gleich told police he had not had any issues throughout the night and did not know who would assault him.

Gleichís jaw was broken and had to be wired shut.
Jim Sadler

El Paso, TX

#216 Oct 14, 2013
JWRussell USRN wrote:
A 22-year-old man from Spencer had his jaw broken last week when he was punched in the face in a bar bathroom.
Cory Gleich was standing at a urinal at Pintís Pub, 319 Court Ave., around 1 a.m. last Sunday when he heard something to his right. When he turned, someoneís fist struck him on his right cheek, according to a police report.
The next thing he knew, he was talking to a security guard in the bathroom. Gleich had been drinking, and did not remember whether he fell to the ground. He left the bar and his parents picked him up and took him to the emergency room at Mercy Medical Center.
Gleich told police he had not had any issues throughout the night and did not know who would assault him.
Gleichís jaw was broken and had to be wired shut.
Wow! Thanks a lot, Kickpoop. This is news to me and I really am glad to have read it. Have a nice day, Mr. Poo.
Mrs Kickapoo

El Paso, TX

#217 Oct 14, 2013
Wet Neck wrote:
It is clear sailing for the Cowboys to the Super Bowl! I have ordered some tickets to sell and advertise on EBay. I am going to throw a party at my house for all Cowboy fans to watch it on my wide screen. Contact me and I'll tell you how much the small door fee is. I expect it to be around $200.
I'd like to get in on this. I have always been a fan and I'm well known for baring my bosom after every touchdown. Lately my husband has been unable to get it up, even with a crane, so I have been looking for a sexual outlet. Could I come to your party if I agree to take on all comers at halftime int he bathroom? I don't need any special favors, just hike up my skirt, bend me over and go to town.
JWRussell USRN

United States

#218 Oct 14, 2013
Wet Neck wrote:
It is clear sailing for the Cowboys to the Super Bowl! I have ordered some tickets to sell and advertise on EBay. I am going to throw a party at my house for all Cowboy fans to watch it on my wide screen. Contact me and I'll tell you how much the small door fee is. I expect it to be around $200.


I'll be sending out order blanks for reservations to my Cowboy victory party to all my fellow Cowboy fans. I'll let you know how much the order blanks are as soon as I get them printed up. Stay in touch!
Mrs Kickapoo

El Paso, TX

#219 Oct 14, 2013
JWRussell USRN wrote:
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I'll be sending out order blanks for reservations to my Cowboy victory party to all my fellow Cowboy fans. I'll let you know how much the order blanks are as soon as I get them printed up. Stay in touch!
Please send one to me. I've always had a thing for black men like you, but we'll have to keep it quiet from my husband. He's bigoted and doesn't know that I like to fool around behind his back with well hung men.
Mrs Wet Neck

United States

#220 Oct 14, 2013
I got my husband interested in making it again by hiring Fat Grubby Trucker. I watched Miley Cyrus doing the Twerk so I got undressed and got Fat Grubby to undress. Then I did the Twerk against Grubby and made a film of it. Everry time I twerked, my tongue shot out a little longer. Now every time Wet Neck wants to get it on but cant get it up, I ahow him the film of me and Grubby.

Mrs. Jim Sadler has asked med to make a duplicate of the film so she can use it in a similar manner to arouse Jim.
JWRussell USRN

El Paso, TX

#221 Oct 14, 2013
Mrs Wet Neck wrote:
I got my husband interested in making it again by hiring Fat Grubby Trucker. I watched Miley Cyrus doing the Twerk so I got undressed and got Fat Grubby to undress. Then I did the Twerk against Grubby and made a film of it. Everry time I twerked, my tongue shot out a little longer. Now every time Wet Neck wants to get it on but cant get it up, I ahow him the film of me and Grubby.
Mrs. Jim Sadler has asked med to make a duplicate of the film so she can use it in a similar manner to arouse Jim.
Nice try, numbmuts. Your thinly veiled attempts at humor fall as flat as your head.
POS

Netherlands

#222 Oct 15, 2013
Wet Neck wrote:
31-16 Da Boys!!!! Just seen Jerry give the fist pump, its over lights out!!!!Thirstys is Bumping taking one of these home now game is over ........HOw bout dem Cowboys!!!! Big time win ,strangle hold on first place. first to clinch div. title. first superbowl contenders....
When they play a good team they suck, so [email protected] the chokeboys
Extra

United States

#223 Oct 15, 2013
POS wrote:
<quoted text>When they play a good team they suck, so [email protected] the chokeboys
They suck like your mommy on rent day. Stfu you bandwagon cowbitch fan.
JWRussell USRN

United States

#224 Oct 15, 2013
JWRussell USRN wrote:
A 22-year-old man from Spencer had his jaw broken last week when he was punched in the face in a bar bathroom.
Cory Gleich was standing at a urinal at Pintís Pub, 319 Court Ave., around 1 a.m. last Sunday when he heard something to his right. When he turned, someoneís fist struck him on his right cheek, according to a police report.
The next thing he knew, he was talking to a security guard in the bathroom. Gleich had been drinking, and did not remember whether he fell to the ground. He left the bar and his parents picked him up and took him to the emergency room at Mercy Medical Center.
Gleich told police he had not had any issues throughout the night and did not know who would assault him.
Gleichís jaw was broken and had to be wired shut.
I sucker punched him becuse when I saw his tool, I got so jealous I could not stand it. A white guy is just not supposed to have one that makes mine look like a button.
POS

Netherlands

#225 Oct 15, 2013
Extra wrote:
<quoted text>They suck like your mommy on rent day. Stfu you bandwagon cowbitch fan.
Aaaaaaahahaha you're crying again, Petro.
DC Dave

United States

#226 Oct 15, 2013
POS wrote:
<quoted text>Aaaaaaahahaha you're crying again, Petro.
No one cries more than you do you state line bitch waitress. Keep crying you son of petros off spring bitch.
POS

UK

#227 Oct 16, 2013
DC Dave wrote:
<quoted text>No one cries more than you do you state line bitch waitress. Keep crying you son of petros off spring bitch.
Someone must have given you a weggie again, you're crying again, you cowardasstranny

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