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Mar a Cort s Gonz lez: Consider planting cucumbers this year

There are 16 comments on the El Paso Times story from Mar 8, 2014, titled Mar a Cort s Gonz lez: Consider planting cucumbers this year. In it, El Paso Times reports that:

Every year, the National Garden Bureau names one edible as the crop of the year.

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DC Dave

UK

#1 Mar 8, 2014
My wife grows them because at my age i can no longer get a hard on
It takes care of her sexual needs and nothing goes to waste as i have them a bread roll with a little cheese
They taste a bit fishy but thats the way i like them
Fat Grubby Trucker

El Paso, TX

#2 Mar 8, 2014
DC Dave wrote:
My wife grows them because at my age i can no longer get a hard on
It takes care of her sexual needs and nothing goes to waste as i have them a bread roll with a little cheese
They taste a bit fishy but thats the way i like them
I'll plant my butt in your face and then a daisy between your butt cheeks.
DC Dave

UK

#3 Mar 8, 2014
Fat Grubby Trucker wrote:
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I'll plant my butt in your face and then a daisy between your butt cheeks.
Then i go round to your house put my dicky through your letter box
And shout
"Hows that for the Martians landing "
Pedro

El Paso, TX

#4 Mar 8, 2014
DC Dave wrote:
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Then i go round to your house put my dicky through your letter box
And shout
"Hows that for the Martians landing "
I'd like to see you try that because I'd bite that wiener in half and put it on a bun with yellow mustard and a hot pepper. No one is going to leave me butt up with a daisy in it.
Piers Morgan

UK

#5 Mar 8, 2014
Pedro wrote:
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I'd like to see you try that because I'd bite that wiener in half and put it on a bun with yellow mustard and a hot pepper. No one is going to leave me butt up with a daisy in it.
Please stop this now
All these comments about violence and guys getting their weapons out is getting me so turned on
I,m going to shoot my load in my knickers
Proud Mexican Democrat

El Paso, TX

#7 Mar 8, 2014
Piers Morgan wrote:
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Please stop this now
All these comments about violence and guys getting their weapons out is getting me so turned on
I,m going to shoot my load in my knickers
You can kiss my buttocks with your limey lips before I stop. I don't care about you creaming your jeans. If you try to insert yourself into this conversation, you'll be left butt up with a flower in it. Also, it's cold outside today - my nipples are already hard.
Fat Grubby Trucker

El Paso, TX

#8 Mar 8, 2014
Hassan al Madji wrote:
Queers
I'll stick a gordita up your ass.
Harvey Wireman

El Paso, TX

#9 Mar 8, 2014
His wife has some killer jugs. She's one hell of a piece of tail, to be sure.
Rolling Papers

El Paso, TX

#10 Mar 8, 2014
My motto is quite simple: "Gas, grass or butt. Nobody rides for free."

Read it, learn it, live it.

Since: Dec 13

Location hidden

#11 Mar 9, 2014
I wouldnt no Greaseball mexican anyehere near me they are all dwarf like
But a tall goodl looking Argentinian cowboy
Well that would make me moist
How about Brussel sprout

London, UK

#12 Mar 9, 2014
Rolling Papers wrote:
My motto is quite simple: "Gas, grass or butt. Nobody rides for free."
Read it, learn it, live it.
you need to stay off the skunk gay boy !
I prefer a marrow up my fanny
How about Brussel sprout

London, UK

#13 Mar 9, 2014
Rolling Papers wrote:
My motto is quite simple: "Gas, grass or butt. Nobody rides for free."
Read it, learn it, live it.
you need tovstop smoking super skunk !
I prefer a marrow up my huge smelly fanny

“Queen of Greenfield”

Since: Oct 13

Greenfield Ohio

#14 Mar 9, 2014
Do any straight people take drugs ?
Tony Tan City Fan

UK

#15 Mar 9, 2014
Tazzie Pretty Dare wrote:
Do any straight people take drugs ?

No they smoke weed to ease the pain and loosen them up when they are pillow biting my friend
Harry Buthol

El Paso, TX

#16 Mar 10, 2014
Tony Tan City Fan wrote:
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No they smoke weed to ease the pain and loosen them up when they are pillow biting my friend
Weed does loosen up the bone, so to speak, but it also leaves one with a terrible case of gas if you eat bean burritos and nachos because of the munchies.
Rolling drunks

France

#17 Mar 10, 2014
a friend in need is a friend in deed
but one with weed is better

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