Crossing the Line

El Paso, TX

#2 Apr 1, 2014
I deliver for Papa John's Pizza four nights a week and make out good in tips. I recently got an order to deliver a large pepperoni so I pulled up to the house, knocked and said, "Pizza delivery." About 30 seconds later, the door opened and a supposedly attractive blonde answered dressed in a spaghetti strap black dress, make up and nice smelling perfume. I handed her the pizza and told her it was $13. She gave me a 20 and told me, "Keep the change, Dani." I said thanks and it dawned on me I know that voice and it was not a female's. I quickly turned around and she/he was still standing there and I said, "Mayhew?" He said, "Yes, it's me, SJ. What do you think?" I said to him, "I have to admit I thought you were a real woman until I heard your voice." I asked what was with the get up since it wasn't Halloween and he said that he is a closeted transvestite and likes to dress as a woman and explore his feminine side and assured me that even though he's gay, he would never put the moves on me. I then said, "Does your wife know and what does she think?" Just then I see his wife come out from the other room just in lingerie and she said, "Hi Dan. Yes I know. Have known for a long time and I love my husband, SJM."I told them I have no problem with it and their secret is safe with me. The wife hugged me and then SJ shook my hand. I told them to enjoy their "girls" night and said goodbye and went on my way. Finding out my best friend is a transvestite was a strange delivery for me.

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