will the Navy accept my application?

will the Navy accept my application?

Created by DC Jessy Nemo French on Jun 10, 2013

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Buster Bluth

El Paso, TX

#1 Jun 11, 2013
That depends on your orientation. Do you enjoy being at sea for long periods of time, isolated from women and surrounded by hot, sweaty seamen? I don't which is why I wanted to join Army.
papalote

El Paso, TX

#2 Jun 11, 2013
Buster Bluth wrote:
That depends on your orientation. Do you enjoy being at sea for long periods of time, isolated from women and surrounded by hot, sweaty seamen? I don't which is why I wanted to join Army.
All of you jotos are welcomed in the new Navy. Just ask that tranny JWR USNR.
JWRussell USNR

El Paso, TX

#3 Jun 11, 2013
You have to be a high school graduate. No physical problems.
Eye sight correctable to 20/20.
Not weighing more than twenty five pound more than average weight for you height and build.
No Criminal record except for minor driving offenses and passing their standardized placement exams.
No history of any drug use.
Village People

El Paso, TX

#4 Jun 11, 2013
IN THE NAVY
Where can you find pleasure, search the world for treasure,
learn science, technology?
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
on the land or on the sea?
Where can you learn to fly, play in sports or skindive,
study oceanography?
Sign up for the big band or sit in the grand stand
when your team and others meet.
In the Navy, yes, you can sail the seven seas.
In the Navy, yes, you can put your mind at ease.
In the Navy, come on now people, make a stand.
In the Navy, can't you see we need a hand.
In the Navy, come on, protect the motherland.
In the Navy, come on and join your fellow, man.
In the Navy, come on, people, and make a stand.
In the Navy, in the Navy.
They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit!
If you like adventure don't you wait to enter
the recruiting office fast.
Don't you hesitate, there is no need to wait;
they're signing up new seamen fast.
Maybe you are too young to join up today
but don't you worry 'bout the thing
for I'm sure there will be always the good Navy
protecting the land and sea.
In the Navy...
They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit!
They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit!
..But..but..but I'm afraid of water!
..hey..hey..look, men...
I get seasick even watching it on the TV!
They want You!- Oh my goodness!
They want you!- What am I gonna do in a submarine?
They want you! They want you!
In the Navy.
In the Navy...(fade out)
Larry Grover

El Paso, TX

#5 Jun 11, 2013
JWRussell USNR wrote:
You have to be a high school graduate. No physical problems.
Eye sight correctable to 20/20.
Not weighing more than twenty five pound more than average weight for you height and build.
No Criminal record except for minor driving offenses and passing their standardized placement exams.
No history of any drug use.
What if I was indicted but never convicted? Does that disqualify me?
_49er_Arrrrrr

El Paso, TX

#6 Jun 11, 2013
Village People wrote:
IN THE NAVY
Where can you find pleasure, search the world for treasure,
learn science, technology?
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
on the land or on the sea?
Where can you learn to fly, play in sports or skindive,
study oceanography?
Sign up for the big band or sit in the grand stand
when your team and others meet.
In the Navy, yes, you can sail the seven seas.
In the Navy, yes, you can put your mind at ease.
In the Navy, come on now people, make a stand.
In the Navy, can't you see we need a hand.
In the Navy, come on, protect the motherland.
In the Navy, come on and join your fellow, man.
In the Navy, come on, people, and make a stand.
In the Navy, in the Navy.
They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit!
If you like adventure don't you wait to enter
the recruiting office fast.
Don't you hesitate, there is no need to wait;
they're signing up new seamen fast.
Maybe you are too young to join up today
but don't you worry 'bout the thing
for I'm sure there will be always the good Navy
protecting the land and sea.
In the Navy...
They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit!
They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit!
..But..but..but I'm afraid of water!
..hey..hey..look, men...
I get seasick even watching it on the TV!
They want You!- Oh my goodness!
They want you!- What am I gonna do in a submarine?
They want you! They want you!
In the Navy.
In the Navy...(fade out)
I love that song, reminds of the times I spent in San Francisco in Boys town while I was in the Navy.
DC Dave

United States

#7 Jun 11, 2013
Village People wrote:
IN THE NAVY
Where can you find pleasure, search the world for treasure,
learn science, technology?
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
on the land or on the sea?
Where can you learn to fly, play in sports or skindive,
study oceanography?
Sign up for the big band or sit in the grand stand
when your team and others meet.
In the Navy, yes, you can sail the seven seas.
In the Navy, yes, you can put your mind at ease.
In the Navy, come on now people, make a stand.
In the Navy, can't you see we need a hand.
In the Navy, come on, protect the motherland.
In the Navy, come on and join your fellow, man.
In the Navy, come on, people, and make a stand.
In the Navy, in the Navy.
They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit!
If you like adventure don't you wait to enter
the recruiting office fast.
Don't you hesitate, there is no need to wait;
they're signing up new seamen fast.
Maybe you are too young to join up today
but don't you worry 'bout the thing
for I'm sure there will be always the good Navy
protecting the land and sea.
In the Navy...
They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit!
They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit!
..But..but..but I'm afraid of water!
..hey..hey..look, men...
I get seasick even watching it on the TV!
They want You!- Oh my goodness!
They want you!- What am I gonna do in a submarine?
They want you! They want you!
In the Navy.
In the Navy...(fade out)
And you're the village forum idiot.
mztza

Mesa, AZ

#9 Jun 12, 2013
DC Dave wrote:
<quoted text>And you're the village forum idiot.
your telling 49arrrr he is what,
but you are 49arrrr, and
jw russel, dj jessy, nemo, french, paul gonzales, dc dave, bunny, captain, what, wrong, arrrr, honey, and the rest of your aliases
RLOL RLOL RLOL
DC Dave

El Paso, TX

#10 Jun 12, 2013
mztza wrote:
<quoted text>
your telling 49arrrr he is what,
but you are 49arrrr, and
jw russel, dj jessy, nemo, french, paul gonzales, dc dave, bunny, captain, what, wrong, arrrr, honey, and the rest of your aliases
RLOL RLOL RLOL
Callate pendeja where's the werfanitos?
DC Dave

United States

#11 Jun 12, 2013
mztza wrote:
<quoted text>
your telling 49arrrr he is what,
but you are 49arrrr, and
jw russel, dj jessy, nemo, french, paul gonzales, dc dave, bunny, captain, what, wrong, arrrr, honey, and the rest of your aliases
RLOL RLOL RLOL
Your beaner brain is too stupid to know the difference. Vieja estupida.
DC Dave

United States

#12 Jun 12, 2013
DC Dave wrote:
<quoted text>
Callate pendeja where's the werfanitos?
They're balling you vieja and daughter.
Hey Leroy

El Paso, TX

#13 Jun 12, 2013
Go shine some shoes
Harell Rice

El Paso, TX

#14 Jun 12, 2013
Hey Leroy wrote:
Go shine some shoes
go pick your Fro,Bro.
Hey Leroy

El Paso, TX

#15 Jun 13, 2013
Harell Rice wrote:
<quoted text>
go pick your Fro,Bro.
go pick your behind Bro
DC Dave

United States

#16 Jun 13, 2013
Hey Leroy wrote:
Go shine some shoes
Go polish some knobs.
dunadd

Greensboro, NC

#17 Jun 13, 2013
depends on which Navy you're applying to!
Def

Bremen, Germany

#18 Jun 13, 2013
Village People wrote:
IN THE NAVY
Where can you find pleasure, search the world for treasure,
learn science, technology?
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
on the land or on the sea?
Where can you learn to fly, play in sports or skindive,
study oceanography?
Sign up for the big band or sit in the grand stand
when your team and others meet.
In the Navy, yes, you can sail the seven seas.
In the Navy, yes, you can put your mind at ease.
In the Navy, come on now people, make a stand.
In the Navy, can't you see we need a hand.
In the Navy, come on, protect the motherland.
In the Navy, come on and join your fellow, man.
In the Navy, come on, people, and make a stand.
In the Navy, in the Navy.
They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit!
If you like adventure don't you wait to enter
the recruiting office fast.
Don't you hesitate, there is no need to wait;
they're signing up new seamen fast.
Maybe you are too young to join up today
but don't you worry 'bout the thing
for I'm sure there will be always the good Navy
protecting the land and sea.
In the Navy...
They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit!
They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit!
..But..but..but I'm afraid of water!
..hey..hey..look, men...
I get seasick even watching it on the TV!
They want You!- Oh my goodness!
They want you!- What am I gonna do in a submarine?
They want you! They want you!
In the Navy.
In the Navy...(fade out)
When I was a juvenile we loved to dance to this song but actually we never listened to the text

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