Posted in the El Paso Forum
#1 Nov 30, 2012
I came across a woman in need yesterday who was left by the side of the road. Apparently her boyfriend had become annoyed at her incessant chanting of nursery school rhymes that she was practicing for the school pageant. When she got to the run that starts out "Hickory Dickory Dock" he flew into a rage. Not only did he leave her on the side of the road, he also left her with a heavy load and she was inconsolable. I gave her a ride down the street because that was as far as I was going, having her a pat in the rump and told her to keep her head up. I mention this because the cop in New York has received accolades for giving boots to some street dude and I think I deserve some sort of recognition for my good deed.
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