Ex-El Paso Mayor John Cook gets Democrats' nod for land commissioner

Mar 4, 2014 Full story: El Paso Times

Lamenting that no one from El Paso has ever captured statewide office, Cook ran unopposed Tuesday.

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#1 Mar 5, 2014
And now El Paso must stand behind the Mighty John Cook and Vote to defeat this Prescott Bush man from Florida who's mother was born in Mexico and she still hasn't shown anybody her papers because she belongs to the PRI of Mexico.
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#4 Mar 6, 2014
Fat Grubby Trucker wrote:
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Petro, you could not have more revealed yourself as the author of the above more if you had signed you name to it.
You need to go back to school and take remedial English. Learn the meaning of a run-on sentence. Work on your English vocabulary. Don't use words with esoteric meanings when your target is a group of dumbed-down border dropouts. Never use an acronym unless you have already used its complete form..
People want to read something that makes sense--like this post--something that paints a clear picture of your psychopathic personality. If you want to learn humor, remember that there must be a seed of truth to every joke. From there you can use understatement, satire, hyperbole, simile, allusion, counterpoint, double entendre, etc. Listen to good stand-up comedians, like Jerry Seinfeld. You are as embarrassing to this country as a Kenyan issuing executive orders while smoking his bong. Quit blaming it on your ethnicity. Get away from the border for a while and get absorbed in English. Joseph Conrad and Vladimir Nabokov, two great English literary icons, never spoke a word of English until they were in their twenties.
Now that I've given you your daily lesson in sophistication, get your nalguitas out to the truck stop and start massaging your tonsils with my salami.
I really like that you like taking my chorizo two ways; in your culo and in your mouth, sperm and all!

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