Please contribute your poems...

Please contribute your poems...

Posted in the El Paso Forum

First Prev
of 4
Next Last
Lawnmaster

United States

#1 Dec 20, 2012
The great pendejo says he is not gay
He response is always nay.
But everyone knows the truth.
He is gay and that he will stay.
Cesar Chavez Reagan

El Paso, TX

#2 Dec 20, 2012
The Lawnmaster says he is not gay
He response is always nay.
But everyone knows the truth
He is gay and that will stay.
DavidRomoNachoGa rcia

El Paso, TX

#3 Dec 20, 2012
Cesar Chavez Reagan wrote:
The Lawnmaster says he is not gay
He response is always nay.
But everyone knows the truth
He is gay and that will stay.
Petro is gay and that will stay.
Richard Alvarado

El Paso, TX

#4 Dec 20, 2012
DavidRomoNachoGarcia wrote:
<quoted text>
Petro is gay and that will stay.
your daddy is gay what the hey
Lawnmaster

United States

#5 Dec 20, 2012
The great pendejo loves all men.
He dresses like a women trying to find friend.
He changes monikers to mask his feelings.
However, everyone knows his true meanings.
Concerned Citizen

El Paso, TX

#6 Dec 20, 2012
The lawnmaster loves all men.
He dresses like a women trying to find friend.
He changes monikers to mask his feelings.
However, everyone knows his true meanings.
Sancho Claus

El Paso, TX

#7 Dec 21, 2012
T'was the night before christmas
And all through the house
Everyone felt shitty
Even the mouse

Mom at the whorehouse
And dad smoking grass
I'd just settled down
For a nice piece of ass

When out on the lawn
I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my piece
To see what's the matter

Then out on the lawn
I saw a big dick
I knew in a moment
It must be Saint Nick

He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment
The old fucker fell

He filled all our stockings
With pretzels and beer
And a big rubber dick
For my brother the queer

He rose up the chimney
With a thuderous fart
The son of a bitch
Blew the chimney apart

He swore and he cursed
As he rode out of sight
Piss on you all
And have a good night!
What

United States

#8 Dec 21, 2012
Lawnmaster wrote:
The great pendejo says he is not gay
He response is always nay.
But everyone knows the truth.
He is gay and that he will stay.
You poor lonely homosexual. I pray that Santa brings you a homosexual partner for Christmas, hopefully just NOT an innocent child.
Lawnmaster

United States

#9 Dec 21, 2012
What wrote:
<quoted text>You poor lonely homosexual. I pray that Santa brings you a homosexual partner for Christmas, hopefully just NOT an innocent child.
Why do you use my words to describe you? Your projection is profound. I will say your graphic representation of your life and thoughts are horrific. You must be a miserable person that dwells on sex theme and insults to innocent people that can't defend themselves. You are the miserable one seeking attention by men. When will you accept your desires? When will you accept that you are gay? You know it but can't accept it.
What

United States

#10 Dec 21, 2012
Lawnmaster wrote:
<quoted text>
Why do you use my words to describe you? Your projection is profound. I will say your graphic representation of your life and thoughts are horrific. You must be a miserable person that dwells on sex theme and insults to innocent people that can't defend themselves. You are the miserable one seeking attention by men. When will you accept your desires? When will you accept that you are gay? You know it but can't accept it.
You are beyond help. Your queer mind is beyond help queen of the flies.
Lawnmaster

United States

#11 Dec 21, 2012
What wrote:
<quoted text>You are beyond help. Your queer mind is beyond help queen of the flies.
Wow! that was insulting. BTW what did you say? You make no sense.
What

United States

#12 Jan 14, 2013
Mary bad a little lamb and puppetmaster boned her.
What

United States

#13 Jan 14, 2013
POS sat on a wall
POS had a great fall
POS cracked his back and became a crackerback.
Big Red

El Paso, TX

#15 Jan 15, 2013
Donkey bad a little [email protected] and Petro boned her.
snatchos

El Paso, TX

#16 Jan 15, 2013
What wrote:
POS sat on a wall
POS had a great fall
POS cracked his back and became a crackerback.
That must have been the great wall of china that he fell off on his made up trip to chinaland. Pos would only go to china to mess around with minors.
El Petro

Porter, TX

#17 Jan 15, 2013
El Petro is gay
and that’s a big fact
He’s dresses female
And he has no tact
He tricks at the truck stop
blowing and sucking, but
Even at that, he’s a big flop.
snatchos

El Paso, TX

#18 Jan 15, 2013
El Petro wrote:
El Petro is gay
and that’s a big fact
He’s dresses female
And he has no tact
He tricks at the truck stop
blowing and sucking, but
Even at that, he’s a big flop.
Seriously, how would you know that kind of information?
Just answer the question you joto!
Fat Grubby Trucker

El Paso, TX

#19 Jan 15, 2013
snatchos wrote:
<quoted text>
Seriously, how would you know that kind of information?
Just answer the question you joto!
Because he knows you!!
snatchos

El Paso, TX

#20 Jan 15, 2013
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To fetch a pale of water
Jill fell down and broke her crown
And Jack was molested by puppetmaster
snatchos

El Paso, TX

#21 Jan 15, 2013
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came puppetmaster
He tried to take dirty pictures of her
But the parents in Soccor caught him
Ran him out of town
And burned his mothers house to the ground

Tell me when this thread is updated:

Subscribe Now Add to my Tracker
First Prev
of 4
Next Last

Add your comments below

Characters left: 4000

Please note by submitting this form you acknowledge that you have read the Terms of Service and the comment you are posting is in compliance with such terms. Be polite. Inappropriate posts may be removed by the moderator. Send us your feedback.

El Paso Discussions

Title Updated Last By Comments
No Nativity scene at San Jacinto Plaza this year 4 hr DC Dave 72
Nico Lico also to run for President in Mexico 4 hr Texan Detector 39
News Knoxville police arrest 2 men in stolen car fro... 4 hr Texan Detector 4
American Refugees 4 hr Texan Detector 22
News Woman arrested at traffic stop had warrants, drugs 10 hr Texan Detector 38
Rep. Sam Johnson R.Texas 10 hr Texan Detector 3
News Longtime GOP Texas Gov. Perry wins another term (Nov '10) 10 hr Texan Detector 23,818

El Paso Jobs

More from around the web

Personal Finance

El Paso Mortgages