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US Customs and Border Protection in El Paso stops stolen RV, seizes marijuana

There are 5 comments on the El Paso Times story from Jun 5, 2014, titled US Customs and Border Protection in El Paso stops stolen RV, seizes marijuana. In it, El Paso Times reports that:

It remains busy on the border in El Paso despite the record-breaking heat, U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials said Thursday.

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War zone

La Luz, NM

#1 Jun 6, 2014
The cross border shooting and five thugs arrested are testimony all is not well along the border...

Border residents are at risk

Ranchers are inviting the minutemen bac!

Say it isn't so Jose!
War Pig

El Paso, TX

#2 Jun 6, 2014
The generals make their master plans.
Everyone else is but a pawn.
I make my masturbation plans to assert my independence.
The Real SJM

El Paso, TX

#4 Jun 6, 2014
War Pig wrote:
I drop my panites on cue from Fat Grubby Trucker.
Well, last weekend turned out to be a new adventure in my every changing life. My wife’s masseur, Sven, came over for what I expected to be a double rubdown as a prelude to sex. As it turned out, when he arrived he had a bag and gave it to me and told me to change into what was inside. I was stunned to learn that it was women’s lingerie!

When I was dressed and came down the stairs my wife informed me to kneel and kiss her feet, which I did. She said humiliating things to me as Sven rubbed her down, making me feel like a sissy and cementing my place as a cuckold. When he was done, they began to go at it hot and heavy while my wife informed me of how great her lover’s big dong felt. I stood there in my frilly teddy, watching him bring her to climax over and over.

When my wife needed a break, she informed me to open my mouth and lick Sven’s massive dong, which I did. As I was licking him, she lay back on the bed and told me how good I looked with it in my mouth. When she recovered and was ready for more, she kicked me out of the way and told him to hump her again. Soon she was screamed from an intense orgasm and I heard him moan as he released himself deep inside her.

When he withdrew from her, there was sperm leaking all down her. She smiled, looked me in the eyes and ordered me to clean her up with my tongue. I kneeled between her legs and lowered my tongue to do as I was instructed. Sven laughed as I did so, saying,“Well, SJ, you really are a wimp, aren’t you?” Before I could answer, my wife replied,“Hell yes, he is.” So now I feel completely worthless and impotent.
Fake SJM

El Paso, TX

#5 Jun 6, 2014
The Real SJM wrote:
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Well, last weekend turned out to be a new adventure in my every changing life. My wife’s masseur, Sven, came over for what I expected to be a double rubdown as a prelude to sex. As it turned out, when he arrived he had a bag and gave it to me and told me to change into what was inside. I was stunned to learn that it was women’s lingerie!
When I was dressed and came down the stairs my wife informed me to kneel and kiss her feet, which I did. She said humiliating things to me as Sven rubbed her down, making me feel like a sissy and cementing my place as a cuckold. When he was done, they began to go at it hot and heavy while my wife informed me of how great her lover’s big dong felt. I stood there in my frilly teddy, watching him bring her to climax over and over.
When my wife needed a break, she informed me to open my mouth and lick Sven’s massive dong, which I did. As I was licking him, she lay back on the bed and told me how good I looked with it in my mouth. When she recovered and was ready for more, she kicked me out of the way and told him to hump her again. Soon she was screamed from an intense orgasm and I heard him moan as he released himself deep inside her.
When he withdrew from her, there was sperm leaking all down her. She smiled, looked me in the eyes and ordered me to clean her up with my tongue. I kneeled between her legs and lowered my tongue to do as I was instructed. Sven laughed as I did so, saying,“Well, SJ, you really are a wimp, aren’t you?” Before I could answer, my wife replied,“Hell yes, he is.” So now I feel completely worthless and impotent.
Hey you bipolar troll, you've already posted that story you pendejo.
The Real SJM

El Paso, TX

#6 Jun 6, 2014
Fake SJM wrote:
<quoted text>Hey you bipolar troll, you've already posted that story you pendejo.
I did? Hell, it seemed like it happened last night but maybe it was awhile back. I was drunk as a skunk so my memory is a bit hazy.

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